Heat is just the absence of cold

edited 2013-03-30 14:45:47 in General
This is true.

Notice how you feel hot when you aren't cold, and how you often feel warm from relatively moderate temperatures after you feel very cold.

My logic is true in every possible world, and infallible.

Comments

  • Thermodynamics is just a theory, you can't really prove heat evolved from heat, I mean, where did the first heat come from.

    Pffft.
  • edited 2013-03-30 14:53:51
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ You know, the argument that you are tacitly setting forth in this metaphor is pretty easy for your intellectual opponents to refute, depending on the tact that they choose to take.

    Then again, Tumblr anti-natalists and Twitter Marxists aren't very good at anti-natalism or Marxism, so you'd probably just confuse them.

    ^ And then there were creationist jokes. Which I can totally get behind.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Thermodynamics is just a theory, you can't really prove heat evolved from heat, I mean, where did the first heat come from.

    Pffft.

    Do you REALLY believe heat evolved from monkeys?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Thermodynamics is just a theory, you can't really prove heat evolved from heat, I mean, where did the first heat come from.

    Pffft.

    Do you REALLY believe heat evolved from monkeys?
    It's like chickens and eggs, man. We just cannot know the truth of Dog's great design.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    DOG!
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