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Which Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass character are YOU??

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2013-03-30 08:53:19 in General
Take this short quiz and find out!

1. My favorite way to spend free time as a kid was...
(A) ...reading books all summer long!
(B) ...playing with my toy trains!
(C) ...shoving Suzie in the mud!

2. What's your dream job?
(A) I rock at retail, baby!
(B) I've been told my contributions to the transportation industry have been invaluable.
(C) Job? Forget that crap, I just mooch off welfare checks.

3. What was your favorite hangout in high school?
(A) The local bookstore!
(B) The local train station!
(C) The local juvenile detention center!

4. Your favorite way to celebrate the holiday season is...
(A) ...offering free gift wrap with every purchase!
(B) ...setting up the model trains around the Christmas tree!
(C) ...plotting my revenge against Santa for putting me on the naughty list!

5. What do you think of The Insufferable Jackass?
(A) I know he's kinda rude at times, but we've known each other since childhood, and our friendship means a lot to me.
(B) Will you help me hide the body? [Don't bring me into this. -Ed.]
(C) He's the awesomest guy in the whole wide world. That he hasn't been elected president yet is a travesty.

6. I'm running out of ideas. Say a pun or something.
(A) Maybe if I offer you an ebook, I can re-Kindle your interest in this quiz!
(B) Ugh. This quiz has become a complete trainwreck.
(C) No. Puns are for assholes. [You're a jackass, that's the same thing.] No it's not. [Well it's close enough.]

7. What would your cutie mark be if you were a pony?
(A) Really? Ponies? [Just answer the question.] Ugh, fine...a book, I guess?
(B) Of all the inane... [Please, we're almost done.] Fine. A crossbuck, I guess.
(C) Can I be an alicorn? [Fuck no.]

8. What do you think of the narrator?
(A) [She's so awesome! I love her and every night I go to sleep wishing I could wake up as awesome as her!] Hey, I didn't say that! [Yes, you did.] No I didn't. [Shut up.]
(B) Can we please just hurry up and finish this? [Oh, fine]

9. If you had to describe yourself--
(C) Hey wait, I didn't get a chance to answer the last one.
[That was intentional.]
(C) Man, fuck you. You're the worst narrator I've ever had narrate my life.
[Whatever. Moving on...]

9. If you had to describe yourself in only two words, what would they be?
(A) Only two words? That's pretty tough...I'll have to get back to you on that one.
(B) "Increasingly irritated."
(C) Oh, sure, this time you'll let me talk. [Just answer the question.] "Absolutely perfect."

10. Can we end this quiz now?
(A) Yes.
(B) Yes, please.
(C) Fuck yes.

Now it's time to add up your score! If you answered mostly (A), you're Amazon.com! If you answered mostly (B), you're The Conductor! And if you answered mostly (C)...well, if you answered mostly (C), just, please, keep it to yourself.
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  • TreTre
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    I am Jackie.

    Because reasons.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    1. My favorite way to spend free time as a kid was...
    (A) ...reading books all summer long!
    (B) ...playing with my toy trains!
    (C) ...shoving Suzie in the mud!
    A
    2. What's your dream job?
    (A) I rock at retail, baby!
    (B) I've been told my contributions to the transportation industry have been invaluable.
    (C) Job? Forget that crap, I just mooch off welfare checks.
    A
    3. What was your favorite hangout in high school?
    (A) The local bookstore!
    (B) The local train station!
    (C) The local juvenile detention center!
    A
    4. Your favorite way to celebrate the holiday season is...
    (A) ...offering free gift wrap with every purchase!
    (B) ...setting up the model trains around the Christmas tree!
    (C) ...plotting my revenge against Santa for putting me on the naughty list!
    B
    5. What do you think of The Insufferable Jackass?
    (A) I know he's kinda rude at times, but we've known each other since childhood, and our friendship means a lot to me.
    (B) Will you help me hide the body? [Don't bring me into this. -Ed.]
    (C) He's the awesomest guy in the whole wide world. That he hasn't been elected president yet is a travesty.
    A
    6. I'm running out of ideas. Say a pun or something.
    (A) Maybe if I offer you an ebook, I can re-Kindle your interest in this quiz!
    (B) Ugh. This quiz has become a complete trainwreck.
    (C) No. Puns are for assholes. [You're a jackass, that's the same thing.] No it's not. [Well it's close enough.]
    B
    7. What would your cutie mark be if you were a pony?
    (A) Really? Ponies? [Just answer the question.] Ugh, fine...a book, I guess?
    (B) Of all the inane... [Please, we're almost done.] Fine. A crossbuck, I guess.
    (C) Can I be an alicorn? [Fuck no.]
    A
    8. What do you think of the narrator?
    (A) [She's so awesome! I love her and every night I go to sleep wishing I could wake up as awesome as her!] Hey, I didn't say that! [Yes, you did.] No I didn't. [Shut up.]
    (B) Can we please just hurry up and finish this? [Oh, fine]
    A
    9. If you had to describe yourself--
    (C) Hey wait, I didn't get a chance to answer the last one.
    [That was intentional.]
    (C) Man, fuck you. You're the worst narrator I've ever had narrate my life.
    [Whatever. Moving on...]
    C
    9. If you had to describe yourself in only two words, what would they be?
    (A) Only two words? That's pretty tough...I'll have to get back to you on that one.
    (B) "Increasingly irritated."
    (C) Oh, sure, this time you'll let me talk. [Just answer the question.] "Absolutely perfect."
    A
    10. Can we end this quiz now?
    (A) Yes.
    (B) Yes, please.
    (C) Fuck yes.
    A

    I am Amazon.com, which does not surprise me because I rp as her sometimes.
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