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Justice4243 · 2013-08-05 19:44:25

Stop enjoying music, girls!

STOP IT!

GET OFF THE PIANO, TORI AMOS!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-06 01:44:55

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post misidentified an escalator as an elevator. We regret the error.

HAHAHA, epic FAIL Huffington post! WHAT A LOSER, OH MY GOD!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-09 20:32:37

Pardon me sir, but I hope you contract pancreatic cancer and linger for many painful months full of suffering and sadness before finally succumbing to the disease.

Good day.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-09 20:33:30

I can make vanilla drop cookies.

I mean...I can make other types of cookies, too, just those are my specialty.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-09 20:34:04

Go home Johnathan Swift, you're drunk.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-09 20:34:42

BUT HOW HOT CAN WE GO?!

SOMEONE SEND AN ASTRONAUT TO THE HOTTEST SUN AND HAVE THEM TELL US!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-09 20:35:41

IN THE GRIM SARKNESS OF THE FUTURE THERE IS ONLY HATS AND BOOKS AND PEOPLE WHO HIDE ALMOND ICE CREAM IN THEIR UNDERPANTS HAVING COMETS CRASH INTO THEIR CROTCHES FROM ORBIT.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-09 21:00:22

boot

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-09 21:13:22

door

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-09 21:13:31

hubcap

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-09 21:13:55

engine

Justice4243 · 2013-08-11 13:15:00

Rape is merely a cog in the well constructed joke telling those two to fuck off.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:02:55

2 electric boogaloo

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:04:40

2 minute laser pointer frenzy.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:11:03

I'm finally whole.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:11:38

Channel your inner Dan and incite your neighbors to destroy the truck.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:12:26

Also, I got my wife a boss looking Pinkie Pie mug, and she cleaned it and used it on the spot. So...eat a horse dick, cultural norms.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:14:13

God bless nerdy girls.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:14:49

I can't stop laughing at how unbelievably shitty this card is.

Maybe if it was 3 red instead of 4

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 18:15:50

DISAGREE! I'M TOO AWESOME TO BE DELUDED! ...We're figuring out awesome based on how much "My Little Pony" merchandise we all own, right?

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 19:47:19

Communism!

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 19:49:48

Also, stop saying the cartoon where we first meet Boba Fett is good, you fat, lying pieces of crap living in denial.

I saw it.

It is not as soul crushingly horrible as the rest of the show, but it is still garbage.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 19:50:25

Some animals have figured out how to make walls, gunpowder, and stuffed crust pizza. If you fuckers want equal rights, y'all better step it up.

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 19:51:06

Is this Math or Logic?

Justice4243 · 2013-09-26 19:51:19

It's WORTH it!

Justice4243 · 2013-10-02 13:32:36

Let's go Native.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-02 13:33:04

Leave the dinosaur skull for now, arm yourself with the bread knife.

Fill the squirt gun with a combination of hot sauce and drain cleaner.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-02 13:33:32

SO MUCH THUNDER!

Justice4243 · 2013-10-02 13:34:03

Pony porn is pretty prevalent whenever your search for ...

Well...

Anything involving ponies.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-02 13:34:34

Dan Vs. The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-02 13:35:26

My God, it's full of shit...

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-03 00:57:46

Injustice4342 said:
Auto-responder may not have a ghost. :/

This sentence still makes me sad. I want Equius and AR to have a wonderful ghost-life together.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:17:07

That dude in the center is all, "Do YOU mind?!"

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:17:23

I found it rather incomprehensible. A+

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:17:59

Eat your heart out, R.L. Stine.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:18:27

Comic book companies all fighting tooth and nail for the rights to do the "sad issue" of Grape Ape.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:18:49

Thomas The Tank Engine, Wishbone, MLP crossover!

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:19:15

The DC universe is more than happy to make this a thing on multiple occasions.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:19:48

Advanced tumblr tag humor.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:20:06

It would be like having Andrew WK as President.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:20:40

OH MAN! LOOK AT THEM TAGS. ICE BURN! THAT' WILL TEACH PEOPLE FOR LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:21:05

That was a test. I now know you are not reptilian. Hurrah!

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:21:41

Seriously though, memes are rad, guys.

Yolo, SWAG, tUMUt, derp, all of Ken's clothes fit him.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:01:25

I remember watching Wishbone. His retelling of the Odyssey lacked the massacre of Penelope's would be suitors.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:01:47

Train Tracts: Have you thought about our lord and savior Sir Topham Hatt?

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:02:19

*is emotionally assaulted by the Foo Fighters* Everlong acoustic is soooo goood, guys. ;_;

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:02:54

Trick question. It's the jury that's guilty. Hangings for everyone!

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:03:15

Oh shit! It turns out I own like three of the suckers. *is shamed*

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:03:30

Are beanies still in? What if I added a propeller top to a fedora? What if the propeller was blue to match the Sonic on my shirt?

Justice4243 · 2013-10-08 00:04:03

This is true... Okay, that prompted me to read more from the beginning. I can now say I've read TWO complete sentences of this thing before fleeing the crime scene. :P

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