SUPER MARIO 64 MYSTERIES

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• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:31:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The Psychological Effect
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  When considering the plentiful theories regarding what the plaque says, it is a
  wise course of action to consider how our brain works. There is a popular brain
  test in which a sentence is written with the first and last letters staying the
  same, while all the middle letters are jumbled around, such as the following: I
  weondr if radineg tihs is psibsole. Chances are you are able to read that with-
  out hesitation. The human brain works in mysterious ways like that, and that is
  why we must consider our brain's cognitive abilities as they relate to the sign
  in Super Mario 64. The text could simply be purposely unintelligible, but since
  our brains are designed to make sense out of everything, and to recognize signs
  and symbols and shapes that we have experienced in life, we receive an educated
  guess as to what the plaque could say. This is similar to when an individual is
  gazing at an amorphous cloud and begins to see a fish. Our minds categorize; in
  the case of the cloud, the person's brain had likely never recorded that parti-
  cular shape, so it resorted to the closest recognizable image: a fish.
  
  Final Thoughts
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  My logic tells me that this mystery is the result of some brainpower gone awry,
  in combination with some hopeful dreams. Nevertheless, it is still unsolved, so
  the possibility of unlocking Luigi, of discovering some ancient secret, of dis-
  covering the final piece of the puzzle... that possibility continues to thrive.
  With all the possibilities pertaining to L is real 2401, it would be tragic and
  heartbreaking for it to finally be revealed as an ad hoc texture, simply placed
  into the game for aesthetic purposes. Therefore, perhaps the fact that this has
  yet to be resolved is the beauty of it. The plaque in the courtyard is the most
  thought-provoking enigma of Super Mario 64, and it would only be fitting for it
  to forever remain beyond our understanding.
  
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                           ii. - Dorrie's Lunch [SRCH04]
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  The waterlogged cavern of Hazy Maze Cave is home to a plesiosaur-like creature.
  This creature was not given a name in Super Mario 64, but subsequent games gave
  it the name Dorrie. Dorrie has never been depicted as hostile, but in this game
  it is hinted that there may in fact be a dark side to this apparently innocuous
  animal. The biggest catalyst of this mystery is the sign that is situated right
  by the door that leads to the 'Metal-Head Mario Can Move!' Power Star. The sign
  reads: "A gentle sea dragon lives here. Pound on his back to make him lower his
  head. Don't become his lunch." Those last four words have been haunting players
  since the game's release. Was Nintendo being serious, or were they just pulling
  a prank? There are countless individuals who are adherents of the idea that the
  sign is just a joke, but there are an equal number of people who think there is
  something more to Hazy Maze Cave's "gentle sea dragon."
  
  Notable Nomenclature
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  The first mission of Hazy Maze Cave is entitled 'Swimming Beast in the Cavern.'
  The words "swimming beast" are obviously referring to Dorrie, but the semantics
  must be analyzed. The term 'beast' has a unique connotation: to many, that word
  suggests a monstrous, powerful, or otherwise frightening creature. Did Nintendo
  choose that word due to a lack of available options, or did Nintendo intention-
  ally use it, realizing its connotative effect? The answer is impalpable, but it
  WOULD be possible to give that particular mission a title that was not as fore-
  boding, such as 'Swimming Creature in the Cavern' or 'The Cavern's Occupant.'
  
  Bubba
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  One argument that might be utilized by the Nintendo-was-joking group is that it
  would be too awkward or difficult to program Dorrie to eat Mario, especially if
  you are meant to ride him in order to obtain the first Power Star in the level.
  However, one must keep in mind that Bubba, the mutant Cheep Cheep that is found
  in Tiny-Huge Island, is capable of swallowing Mario whole in one gulp, which is
  indicative of the fact that Nintendo could have programmed Dorrie to do exactly
  the same thing, as long as certain conditions were met. In addition, the length
  of Dorrie's neck seems to be ideal for the course of action that would occur if
  he could, in fact, swallow Mario. What I mean is that if you look at the length
  of Dorrie's neck, it is quite easy to imagine him lowering his head to the sur-
  face of the water and swallowing Mario with one swift swig.
  
  Final Thoughts
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  While I cannot speak for anyone else, I can say from personal experience that I
  am creeped out whenever I approach the subterranean cavern of Hazy Maze Cave. I
  am not sure if it is because of the phobia I had as a child about deep water in
  video games (strange fear, I know), but there is an undeniably unnerving 'vibe'
  about the area. That, combined with the threatening sign, makes me believe that
  there could truly be a hidden brutality regarding Dorrie. Despite the fact that
  I have swum in the cavern countless times, pounded on Dorrie's back innumerable
  times, and never witnessed anything unusual, I would not be surprised at all if
  one day, peaceful Dorrie turns vicious and makes Mario his lunch.
• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:31:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

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                           iii. - Royal Demotion [SRCH05]
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  It seems that few people pay attention to the alteration of Bob-omb Battlefield
  that takes place after the Bob-omb King is defeated. Prior to his defeat, there
  are two Ball-ombs (that is what I call the black cannonballs) rolling around in
  the ditch at the base of the mountain. Following his defeat, there are three of
  them. This has always suggested to me that King Bob-omb degenerated into a mere
  Ball-omb. To some people, the idea that the Bob-omb King gets demoted to a mere
  Ball-omb is farfetched. However, a particular piece of dialogue from one of the
  Bob-omb Buddies gives credence to this theory. Following the defeat of the Bob-
  omb King, the Bob-omb Buddy standing on the grass at the start of the level has
  something interesting to say: "The Big Bob-omb is nothing but a big dud now!"
  
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                             iv. - Hangin' Out [SRCH06]
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  Hanging is a somewhat uncommon but imperative aspect of Super Mario 64. Objects
  such as wire-mesh and the owl in Whomp's Fortress make for logical things for a
  person to hang from, but there are some areas in the game where Mario shouldn't
  be able to hang, and yet he can! Most people are aware of the fact that you can
  hang from the first wooden bridge in Bob-omb Battlefield. That is odd as it is,
  but the fact that it is actually possible to hang from the wooden bridge in the
  front yard of the castle, from the roof of the alcove at the castle's entrance,
  and from the underside of the moat's drawbridge is extremely bizarre. Why would
  the programmers program these particular surfaces to be hangable? What makes it
  even more bizarre is that it is not possible to reach the roof of the alcove or
  the underside of the drawbridge without the use of a GameShark (while it wasn't
  intended for Mario to be able to hang from the wooden bridge, a tricky maneuver
  is all it takes; this will be described in more detail later on. The reason you
  cannot hang from the alcove or drawbridge is because a Wall Kick is required to
  reach those ceilings, and it is not possible to hang following a Wall Kick).
  
  The question that needs to be answered is: what is the purpose of programming a
  pair of inaccessible ceilings to be hangable? I created a topic on the GameFAQs
  message board for Super Mario 64 on 2/22/08, asking for input pertaining to the
  mystery of the hangable ceilings. One particularly insightful responder was the
  user known as ToiletPro. He conjectured that the front yard of the castle might
  have been the first area of Super Mario 64 programmed, and if hangable ceilings
  were the predecessors to normal ceilings (which cannot be hung from), then that
  would explain the presence of ubiquitous hangable ceilings in the front yard of
  the castle. This also seems to justify the hangable bridge in level one; if the
  first level was one of the initial areas programmed, then the same principal of
  a lack of normal programmed ceilings that applies to the front yard would apply
  to Bob-omb Battlefield. Brightguy, another insightful user, said the conjecture
  that hangable ceilings were programmed first doesn't seem likely to him. He be-
  lieves that, "It would make more sense to get the wall collision detection wor-
  king and then make 'hangable' a property of some walls." There is no doubt that
  both individuals make logical points. If you'd like to examine the whole topic:
  http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=198848&topic=41561380
  
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  The above is a GameShark code provided by the user andrewajt62. This code gives
  Mario's red hat and red undershirt a nifty red-and-green camouflaged look. More
  importantly, it allows Mario to jump considerably high, thereby making it poss-
  ible to reach both the alcove and the drawbridge, and hang from them. Note that
  you must be running as you jump in order for it to be a super jump; the quicker
  Mario is running, the higher the jump. Furthermore, it is only the initial jump
  that is increased. Double Jumps, Triple Jumps, etc. remain unchanged. Earlier I
  mentioned that it is possible to hang from the wooden bridge without the use of
  a GameShark. Here is how: The steep ground adjacent to the wooden bridge has an
  abnormal coefficient of friction, making it possible to walk and run on it even
  though it would appear to be impossible. In order to hang from the underside of
  the bridge, you must gain enough speed in order to hop from the steep ground up
  to the bridge. To do this, you must first stand on the sandy beach. Next, use a
  Long Jump to cross the small pond and land on the steep ground. If you success-
  fully pull it off, Mario will be running extremely fast. Now you simply need to
  run toward the bridge and perform a precise jump from underneath.
• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:31:49

  My dreams exceed my real life

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                           v. - Baffling Blocks [SRCH07]
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  The two back-to-back torrid levels also share back-to-back enigmas. Lethal Lava
  Land and Shifting Sand Land are distinguished by their stifling environment and
  numerous hazards. They are also distinguished by some mysterious blocks that do
  not seem to have a purpose. Inside the volcano of Lethal Lava Land, there are a
  total of six blocks positioned next to the 'Hot-Foot-It Into The Volcano' Power
  Star. Three of these blocks are stacked on top of one another to form a sort of
  tower, while the other three blocks are toppled over, as if they also were some
  kind of tower, but were somehow knocked over. Inside the tomb of the pyramid in
  Shifting Sand Land (where the battle with Eyerok takes place) there are several
  blocks and towers of blocks on both sides of the rectangular sarcophagus. There
  is no known purpose for these blocks to exist, and so it is understandable that
  many people find them to be rather out-of-place, especially the blocks that are
  featured in Lethal Lava Land.
  
  Extra-Terrestrials?
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  Shifting Sand Land's pyramid is somewhat notorious for the esoteric hieroglyphs
  that can be found within. Several of these symbols are difficult to understand,
  but there's one particular hieroglyph that sparks the curiosity and interest of
  all those who notice it. This hieroglyph is composed of two simple letters: ET.
  This strange message could be related to the confounding blocks inside Eyerok's
  tomb. Then again, it could be another humorous detail thrown in by Nintendo; it
  could be referring to the myth that extra-terrestrials helped the ancient Egyp-
  tians construct their now-legendary pyramids. Either way, those two letters are
  unique in the world of Super Mario 64, because they are the only example of le-
  tters of the English alphabet being featured in a level (disregarding signs and
  conversations with characters, and other dialogue).
  
  Thought-Provoking Block Sizes
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  The blocks inside the volcano of Lethal Lava Land seem to be similar in size to
  the small crates that Mario can pick up multiple times throughout the course of
  the game. It seems probable, then, that at one point Mario was supposed to pick
  up the blocks and do something with them. This hypothesis is even more thought-
  provoking when you consider the toppled blocks. Perhaps, in the early stages of
  the game's development, Mario was supposed to pick up the blocks that have been
  toppled over and re-stack them in order for the Power Star to appear. That kind
  of requirement is a bit capricious and strange, so it may have been dropped al-
  together. If so, then why keep the blocks in the final version of the game?
  
  Final Thoughts
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  It could be argued that the blocks in Shifting Sand Land were included just for
  aesthetic purposes. After all, they do blend in well with the tomb. Lethal Lava
  Land's blocks, however, do not blend in well at all. Their presence is a riddle
  in itself and the lack of an explanation for their presence makes this specific
  mystery one of Super Mario 64's most puzzling conundrums. It is logical as well
  as probable that the developers included the blocks in Shifting Sand Land as an
  ornamental touch. Nevertheless, I find it difficult to believe that that decor-
  ative innocence applies to Lethal Lava Land's blocks.
  
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                     vi. - Not-So-Great Balls of Fire [SRCH08]
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  The black orbs that emit flames (I call these hazards Great Balls of Fire) make
  their presence known several times throughout the course of the game. The down-
  town area of Wet-Dry World is unique, however, in that every Great Ball of Fire
  featured in that particular area is defunct, because a layer of water is always
  covering the ground. What is the purpose in including those hazards if they are
  never operational? It is possible that the developers intended for the water to
  be below the ground initially. Then, the level of water may have been increased
  (for some unknown reason), and the effect this would have on the Great Balls of
  Fire could have been simply overlooked. It should be mentioned that it is poss-
  ible to reactive the fire-spitters by utilizing the trick that Dom Dunc managed
  to discover some time ago: by Long Jumping onto the reddish-colored roof under-
  neath the pipe's exit and allowing Mario to get burned by the fire-spitter that
  is resting on that roof, it is possible to Wall Kick off the wall and grab onto
  the opening of the pipe, thereby re-entering it while it is empty. Crossing the
  watery-dry barrier of the pipe (an invisible boundary where one side is totally
  dry and the other is totally waterlogged) many times makes it possible to lower
  the water in the downtown area below the ground, thereby reactivating the Great
  Balls of Fire. This proves that they are not simply lacking programming, but an
  unintended goof in level design is what turned would-be hazards into mere duds.
• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:32:04

  My dreams exceed my real life

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                             vii. - MIPS Dips [SRCH09]
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  MIPS the rabbit (who's named after a computing acronym that stands for Millions
  of Instructions Per Second) is one of Super Mario 64's memorable characters. In
  the basement of the castle, MIPS appears after Mario has obtained fifteen Power
  Stars, and again after Mario has collected fifty. Catching MIPS both times will
  result in Mario being rewarded with a Power Star, though catching MIPS is some-
  thing that cannot necessarily be classified as simplistic. Because MIPS appears
  in the basement, which is dry (sans for some shallow water), it's reasonable to
  assume that he would have no specific animations relating to deep water. But as
  Super Mario 64 has proven time and time again, what is thought to be correct is
  merely an illusion. MIPS does, in fact, have a sinking animation. To see it for
  yourself, you must perform the trick that allows Mario to take MIPS through the
  doors of the basement. How is this executed? First, position MIPS in front of a
  door. Walk through the door, and immediately jump back toward the door while it
  is closing. If done correctly, Mario will be merged with the door. Now all that
  you need to do is grab MIPS and set him down on the other side of the door. Now
  MIPS is where he was never intended to be!
  
  Perform the aforementioned trick at the door leading to the area with two pill-
  ars (the pillars that Mario must Butt-stomp in order to drain the moat). If you
  have not yet drained the moat, then this section will be filled with water. Now
  all you need to do is grab MIPS, swim in the water with him, and release him to
  see his unique sinking animation. This animation suggests that either: MIPS was
  intended to be taken out of the basement at one point, or the door that acts as
  a barrier between the basement and the waterlogged area was once nonexistent. A
  third possibility is that the basement itself contained deep water at one point
  in time. The explanation for MIPS's animation is out of our grasp, but if there
  is one thing that it suggests, it is that MIPS may have had an appreciably lar-
  ger role in Super Mario 64 than he currently possesses. It is also worth noting
  that MIPS has a specific landing animation in deep water, as well. There's even
  a unique animation for Mario when he releases MIPS while swimming in water. All
  these hidden animations imply that there was much more to MIPS in the past than
  the timid, desperate-to-be-punctual rabbit in the final release of the game.
  
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                           viii. - Fleeting Fog [SRCH10]
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  Upon entering Jolly Roger Bay for the first time, there is a layer of fog which
  blankets the entire level. However, after the sunken ship rises to the surface,
  the ubiquitous fog mysteriously vanishes. The fog's disappearance correlates to
  the ship being emptied of water only, and to nothing else. Entering Jolly Roger
  Bay for the first time and dying, earning a Power Star (other than the one that
  requires you to raise the sunken ship), or exiting the level by any other means
  will NOT result in the fog disappearing. In addition, the sky is quite dark and
  gloomy prior to the sunken ship being raised. Afterwords, the sky is noticeably
  brighter and the level has a much more cheerful vibe. Was the temporary fog and
  dark sky included as simple details? If so, what relevance does the positioning
  of the sunken ship have on their existence? Why does the act of emptying all of
  the water from the sunken ship result in the fog and tenebrous sky suddenly va-
  nishing and clearing up? It is likely that the developers of Super Mario 64 are
  the only individuals with the answers to those questions.
• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:32:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

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                           ix. - Concealed Coins [SRCH11]
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  The Marioverse has always had its fair share of currency. The pecuniary side of
  Mario's universe has its roots with Super Mario Bros. Since then, coins of many
  shapes, sizes, colors and values have appeared in many of Mario's games. To say
  that coins are important in Super Mario 64 specifically would be an understate-
  ment. Fifteen of the 120 Power Stars in the game are earned by amassing a total
  of 100 coins in each of the primary levels. That means the coins of Super Mario
  64 are responsible for 12.5%, or one-eighth, of all the Power Stars. There is a
  large following of fans who strive to obtain every coin in each level. It is an
  astonishing realization, then, that two coins in Super Mario 64 went undetected
  until early 2002, more than five years after the game's release. I hold the ho-
  nor of having discovered these two coins, and as a result, I like to think that
  I have etched my name into the annals of Super Mario 64. I am also proud of the
  fact that by uncovering these coins, I stumbled upon another mystery: why would
  the developers include two coins that are indiscernible?
  
  Snowman's Land
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  The tenth level of Super Mario 64 is idiosyncratic in that it is the only level
  out of the fifteen main worlds that does not contain any Blue Coins whatsoever.
  Additionally, Snowman's Land holds prominence as being one of the two levels in
  which there is a hidden coin. There is a thin, wooden walkway sticking out from
  the side of the giant snowman, and there is a single coin positioned on both of
  the ends of this walkway. If you stand on either end of the walkway and go into
  1st-Person Camera mode, you can look inside the snowman and see that there is a
  Gold Coin floating in the air, right next to the walkway, but inside the 'wall'
  of the snowman. This particular coin can actually be obtained via an exact shot
  with the local cannon, increasing Snowman's Land's coin total from 126 coins to
  127 coins. The logic of placing a coin inside the snowman is nonexistent, so it
  would seem that the developers simply made an overlooked error. Considering the
  two coins on the walkway, it seems rational to presume that the hidden coin was
  originally intended to be positioned on the center of the walkway. Perhaps that
  area of Snowman's Land was eventually altered (meaning the polygonal walls) and
  the center coin was then thrown into oblivion, tucked away within the snowman's
  innards, never to be seen again (at least until the year 2002).
  
  Tiny-Huge Island
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  The hidden coin of Tiny-Huge Island was the first one that I stumbled upon. The
  tiny version of this level is where the elusive, currently-unattainable coin is
  located. The fact that this particular coin cannot be obtained at all (even the
  omnipotent GameShark fails to capture this evasive gem) has caused connoisseurs
  of Super Mario 64 to dub it the Impossible Coin. It's located at the spot where
  the mini Ball-ombs (the small, black cannonballs) emerge from a concrete square
  opening. There is a single coin sitting on the sloped grass at this area. There
  is also a second (attainable) coin positioned just underneath the ground. There
  is even a third coin (the Impossible Coin), but this one is too far underground
  to collect. The situation here raises the same question as that for the coin in
  Snowman's Land: what is the purpose in positioning a coin under the ground, and
  in this case, in such a way that it is impossible to obtain? The aspects of the
  other underground coin (the one that CAN be collected) offers a clue as to what
  the original intention of the Impossible Coin was. Perhaps, at one point during
  Super Mario 64's creation, the three coins in this area were resting on a plane
  of flat ground. Then, the ground was changed from flat to sloped for an unknown
  reason, and two of the coins thus became buried underground. The developers, as
  human and fallible as the rest of us, may have simply not noticed.
  
  Final Thoughts
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  The most acceptable notion regarding Super Mario 64's hidden coins is that they
  were not intentionally concealed by the developers. The solution to this enigma
  lies in the structural development of Super Mario 64. The unifying theme of the
  two hidden coins seems to be that they were, at one time, part of a single line
  of three Gold Coins. Due to some structural rearranging, these coins could have
  ended up a disjointed trio, with some of the coins buried behind walls and even
  underneath the ground. It certainly seems possible, then, that there could be a
  third
   hidden coin, or even more than that! The pattern tells us that the likely
  place to find a hidden coin would be where there are two Gold Coins situated in
  such a way that is seems as if there was originally a third coin. There is also
  the possibility that the supposed correlation between Snowman's Land's coin and
  Tiny-Huge Island's coin is but a coincidence, suggesting that more hidden coins
  could literally be anywhere in Super Mario 64! Two are known. Are there more?
  
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                         x. - Chromatic Conundrum [SRCH12]
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  The idea of a gargantuan, water-filled aquarium suspended in the sky is strange
  enough, but the fact that each of the four windows offers a view of a different
  sky (in terms of color) makes the Secret Aquarium especially bizarre. The north
  window (so-named because it's the window Mario is facing when the level begins)
  offers a view of an indigo sky with pink clouds. The east window's view is that
  of a bright blue sky with white clouds. The south window offers us a view of an
  azure sky with some pinkish-white clouds. Finally, the west window's view is of
  a pale blue sky with greenish-white clouds. It is obvious that the disparity in
  color of the skies in each window is not a mistake. The developers made each of
  the views different intentionally. But why? Was it just for interesting detail?
  Perhaps it was meant to represent a philosophical concept, such as Empedocles's
  proposal that earth, air, fire and water were the four natural sources of exis-
  tence. I have always been intrigued by the Secret Aquarium, because it seems to
  be undeniable that the various sky and cloud colors are wholly deliberate.
• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:33:02

  My dreams exceed my real life

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                            xi. - Walk Quietly [SRCH13]
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  On the second floor of the castle, affixed to the wall adjoining the steps that
  lead to the door that requires 50 Power Stars to enter, is a plaque that reads:
  "Shhh! Please walk quietly in the hallway!" This cryptic message has confounded
  players for years, and many theories exist which attempt to explain its meaning
  and importance. Some have posited that walking quietly makes the ticking of the
  clock on the next floor audible. This rumor may have been initiated as a result
  of the fact that you can hear the clock ticking by standing against the wall by
  the 50-Star door. Another theory is that the plaque is simply there to give the
  second floor a museum-like quality. Keep in mind that it's actually possible to
  walk quietly by tiptoeing. Therefore, if the plaque does hold some secret which
  requires Mario to tiptoe around, it would be possible to unlock such a secret.
  
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                       xii. - Big Boo's Befuddlement [SRCH14]
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  When discussing unique levels in Super Mario 64, Big Boo's Haunt is a necessary
  part of the discussion. There is no level more individualistic, from the unique
  method by which Mario enters the level, to the multiple boss fights (three with
  Big Boo alone, and an arguable boss fight with a gigantic Mr. I), to the night-
  time environment (as opposed to all the other levels, which are set during day-
  time), to the two unique melodies (the primary musical track and the theme used
  for Big Boo's merry-go-round), neither of which are used anywhere else. Perhaps
  as a result of this level's individuality, it also contains a few mysteries.
  
  The Ghoul Medal
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  There are three signs positioned in front of the haunted mansion. The sign that
  is in the center reads as follows: "If you walk out of here, you deserve......a
  Ghoul Medal..." Is this another case of Nintendo's lighthearted humor, or is an
  unknown reward hidden away somewhere, eluding players for more than a decade? A
  very real possibility is that "Ghoul Medal" is a play-on-words of "Gold Medal,"
  which itself could refer to the Power Stars. Whatever the case may be, the fact
  that the two words are capitalized suggests prominence. Of course, incalculable
  people have entered Big Boo's Haunt and "walked out of there," with no accounts
  of the supposed Ghoul Medal. Disappointingly, this award seems to be made-up.
  
  Confounding Coffin
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  There is a rather peculiar piece of wood resting against the wall in the vesti-
  bule of the haunted mansion. Due to the unique point-of-view of the camera, you
  must go into 1st-Person Camera mode to see what appears to be some kind of sar-
  cophagus or coffin. It is right next to the doors at the entrance. It is stand-
  ing upright, its main body a rectangular shape as tall as the doors themselves,
  its top a narrow, pointed triangle. There is no known purpose for this piece of
  wood to exist, and because it is somewhat difficult to notice, logic would seem
  to suggest that the developers purposely put it in a location where it would be
  clearly visible only if a person decided to gaze toward the entrance doors. But
  if that were the case, what is so special about the coffin? This may be an odd-
  ball theory, but the coffin appears to be as tall as Princess Peach. Taking in-
  to consideration the fact that Big Boo once possessed a key (see below), it may
  be acceptable to suggest that, at one time, defeating Big Boo resulted in Mario
  receiving a key. This key would then be used to unlock the coffin, and Princess
  Peach (or a likeness of her) could have been inside. Maybe it was a holographic
  image of Peach used as a means for Bowser to taunt Mario's heroic efforts.
  
  Big Boo's Key?
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  There is an image of the beta version of Super Mario 64 which shows the initial
  adaptation of Big Boo. Not only is his countenance different, there seems to be
  a key within his body. This suggests that, originally, you were required to de-
  feat Big Boo in order to earn the key to the basement. Or, perhaps, the missing
  key was used for something else. In the above paragraph I posited that this key
  may have been used to unlock the strange coffin next to the mansion's front en-
  trance doors. Inside the coffin could have been anything: Princess Peach, maybe
  a Power Star, or even Luigi! The possibilities are truly endless.
  
  Final Thoughts
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  Putting all the clues together, it seems likely that there was much more to Big
  Boo's Haunt in the past than there is now. These oddities could even be related
  to the infamous statue in the castle's courtyard (where the timeless "L is real
  2401" mystery was born). Upon exiting Big Boo's Haunt after dying or collecting
  a Power Star, Mario emerges from that statue, suggesting some kind of relation-
  ship between the statue and the level. Will the mysteries of Big Boo's Haunt be
  solved in the near future? Not likely. But one thing is for certain: this level
  will always be the superlative level of Super Mario 64 in terms of uniqueness.
  

  
  
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  2013-03-23 22:33:34

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                         xiii. - Submerged Shells [SRCH15]
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  The Koopa Shells are one of the most entertaining objects in Super Mario 64. In
  all their splendor, however, there lies a mystery. Twice throughout the game, a
  Koopa Shell can be found underwater. One is in Jolly Roger Bay, and another can
  be found in Dire, Dire Docks. Both times, the Koopa Shell is being guarded by a
  Clam. The enigmatic aspect of these particular Koopa Shells is that they do not
  seem to have any purpose. When you grab one, it propels Mario through the water
  quicker but it only lasts for a few seconds. There is one popular idea pertain-
  ing to the purpose of these underwater shells. In both cases, a Metal Cap Block
  is nearby, prompting many, many people to theorize that it was once possible to
  don the Metal Cap and then leap in the water, jump on the Koopa Shell, and ride
  it while underwater! Some would argue that that would also be pointless. But it
  must be considered possible that wearing a Metal Cap while riding a Koopa Shell
  was the initial method used to obtain the "Through the Jet Stream" Power Stars.
  
  It's also notable that there is a ring of eight Gold Coins near both underwater
  Koopa Shells. The placement of these coin rings could be coincidental, but I've
  hypothesized that something might occur if I managed to collect all eight coins
  using a Koopa Shell. I have yet to accomplish this as a result of the extremely
  brief amount of time the Koopa Shells are active. If someone reading this mana-
  ges to collect one of the coin rings using a Koopa Shell, please let me know.
  
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                       xiv. - Japanese Nomenclature [SRCH16]
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  Some time ago, I decided to test out the Level Select GameShark code. I was not
  expecting to find the cryptic names for levels that I found. Many of the levels
  are given strange names, or names that are entirely in Japanese. Some names are
  composed of abbreviations! After compiling a list comparing the levels to their
  names (as provided by the Level Select code), I decided to do a bit of research
  and decode the more unusual titles. I have posted this information on the Super
  Mario 64 message board at GameFAQs, and it was met with great interest. It's an
  arguable point that this is not necessarily a mystery, but I find it perplexing
  and interesting enough that it warrants its inclusion in this guide. Due to the
  fact that not all the level names are cryptic, only the unusual ones are delved
  upon below. The levels with relatively normal titles are discussed at the end.
  
  Deciphering the Esoteric Characters
  -----------------------------------
  
  Several times, a level's name includes an unknown character, which appears as a
  random blob of pixels. Using deduction, I determined that the unknown character
  was one of three symbols: the ampersand (&), the letter 'X' and the letter 'V'.
  Following are descriptions for each cryptic name. If a level has the mysterious
  character in its title, I will write out that version (using a question mark as
  the placeholder for the strange character) and then I will re-write it with the
  correct character replacing the question mark. For instance, if a level's title
  looks like this: E?T3 HEAVEN, I'll write that and follow it with: EXT3 HEAVEN.
  
  The Cryptic Names
  -----------------
  
  Level's Title: Jolly Roger Bay: WTDG ? TINBOTU --> WTDG & TINBOTU
  Clarification: The levels whose names include the ampersand are typically split
  into two major sections, such as Cool, Cool Mountain's overworld and gargantuan
  slide, or Shifting Sand Land's desert area and pyramid. In this case, it's safe
  to assume that the secondary area of Jolly Roger Bay is the sunken pirate ship.
  That seems to coincide with the word TINBOTU, which, according to my meticulous
  research, means "to sink." As for the WTDG section, that remains a mystery. The
  abbreviations used for other levels are somewhat obvious, but WTDG doesn't seem
  to offer any viable clues as to what it could stand for. My only supposition is
  that it might stand for 'WaTer DunGeon.' Admittedly, that is an odd description
  for Jolly Roger Bay, but Hazy Maze Cave is listed as HORROR DUNGEON.
  
  Level's Title: Cool, Cool Mountain: YYAMA1 ? YSLD1 --> YYAMA1 & YSLD1
  Clarification: YYAMA is most likely short for YUKIYAMA, which is the name given
  to Snowman's Land, and which roughly means "snowcapped mountain." The '1' added
  at the end of the phrase is probably representative of the fact that Cool, Cool
  Mountain is the first snow level in Super Mario 64. SLD is likely shorthand for
  SLIDE, of course making reference to the massive slide featured in the level. I
  would have to guess that the 'Y' at the beginning of SLD stands for YUKI, which
  I am assuming can just mean "snow." The '1' at the end of SLD is representative
  of the fact that it is the first major slide featured in one of the main levels
  (the other is featured in Tall, Tall Mountain).
  
  Level's Title: Big Boo's Haunt: TERESA OBAKE
  Clarification: The word TERESA is the Japanese name for the enemy that is known
  as Boo in the English-speaking world, so that part is self-explanatory. Now, as
  for OBAKE, that refers to a ghost or spirit that possesses an inanimate object,
  which perfectly coincides with Big Boo's Haunt, considering that that level has
  haunted books, haunted chairs, haunted coffins, and even a haunted piano.
  
  Level's Title: Lethal Lava Land: FIREB1 ? IN?LC --> FIREB1 & INVLC
  Clarification: The phrase FIREB1 is probably short for Fire Board 1, which does
  make sense considering the fact that Lethal Lava Land is the first level of two
  that are centered around fire and lava (the other is Bowser in the Fire Sea). I
  am not certain what INVLC is supposed to mean, but my best theory is that it is
  short for 'IN VoLCano.' This seems to be corroborated by the fact that INVLC is
  given as the secondary area of Lethal Lava Land, and as I explained in the sec-
  tion for Jolly Roger Bay above, whenever a level's name has an ampersand and an
  additional tag (INVLC in this case), that tag refers to a secondary area of the
  level. In the case of Lethal Lava Land, that secondary area is the volcano.
  
  Level's Title: Shifting Sand Land: SABAKU ? PYRMD --> SABAKU & PYRMD
  Clarification: This particular title seems odd at first, but it is quite simple
  upon closer inspection. SABAKU means "sand land," and incidentally enough those
  two words ended up being used in the level's final name. PYRMD is quite clearly
  an abbreviated form of the word pyramid. See? A simple name, indeed.
  
  Level's Title: Snowman's Land: YUKIYAMA2
  Clarification: YUKIYAMA can be translated as "snowcapped mountain." Despite the
  fact that Snowman's Land is not a mountain, perhaps YUKIYAMA can also simply be
  defined as a general snow-covered land. Regardless, the '2' at the end is a tag
  marking Snowman's Land as the second snow level, after Cool, Cool Mountain.
  
  Level's Title: Wet-Dry World: POOL KAI
  Clarification: I was unable to determine what POOL means in Japanese, if it is,
  in fact, a Japanese term. It could certainly be the English "pool," and if that
  is the case, we could view it as simply meaning "wet," or "water." The word KAI
  is a Japanese term that means "the earth." Therefore, another way of looking at
  POOL KAI is "water earth." Further, because water is wet and earth is dry, that
  phrase can then be reduced to "wet dry," the name of the level.
  
  Level's Title: Tall, Tall Mountain: DONKEY ? SLID2 --> DONKEY & SLID2
  Clarification: This name is rather peculiar. DONKEY could be referring to Ukiki
  the kleptomaniacal monkey, possibly as a reference to Donkey Kong (an ape). The
  SLID2 section is an abbreviated from of SLIDE2, referring to the enormous slide
  featured in the level. The '2' denotes it as being the second slide featured in
  one of Super Mario 64's primary levels. The first is in Cool, Cool Mountain.
  
  Level's Title: Bowser in the Dark World: E?T1 YOKO SCRL --> EXT1 YOKO SCRL
  Clarification: Several of the following levels contain the prefix "EXT" as well
  as a number. The number is possibly denotative of the order in which these sec-
  ondary levels were created. In this case, it seems Bowser in the Dark World was
  created first. YOKO means "side," and SCRL is seemingly short for "scroll." So,
  it would seem that YOKO SCRL is another way of saying "side-scroller."
  
  Level's Title: Bowser in the Fire Sea: E?T2 TIKA LA?A --> EXT2 TIKA LAVA
  Clarification: EXT2 suggests that Bowser in the Fire Sea was the second 'minor'
  level created. I was unable to discover what TIKA is supposed to mean, at least
  in Japanese. One definition I stumbled across is that a tika is the red mark on
  the foreheads of Hindu women. That does not seem to have much of a sensible co-
  nnection to Bowser in the Fire Sea, but maybe TIKA is meant to just mean "red."
  TIKA LAVA would then mean "red lava," which is an understandable title.
  
  Level's Title: Vanish Cap Course: E?T7 HORI MINI --> EXT7 HORI MINI
  Clarification: According to dictionary.com, HORI in Japanese is practically the
  same word as moat in English. The MINI part could be referring to the level it-
  self, considering the fact that the Vanish Cap Course is a secondary level. The
  phrase HORI MINI could be a way of saying, "the small level in the moat."
  
  
  
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  2013-03-23 22:33:57

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  The Other Names
  ---------------
  
  Here are some of the names that do not require any explanation: Bob-omb Battle-
  field is listed as BATTLE FIELD; Whomp's Fortress is MOUNTAIN (admittedly, that
  is a rather strange name, but it is acceptable); Hazy Maze Cave's name is given
  as HORROR DUNGEON (again, a peculiar choice of words); Dire, Dire Docks is lis-
  ted as WATER LAND; Tiny-Huge Island is BIG WORLD; Tick Tock Clock's name is gi-
  ven as CLOCK TOWER; Rainbow Ride is RAINBOW CRUISE; the Metal Cap Course's name
  is IN THE FALL; the front yard of the castle is MAIN MAP; and lastly, the foyer
  of the castle is given the name SELECT ROOM. Bowser in the Sky's title is given
  as EXT3 HEAVEN; the Princess's Secret Slide is EXT4 MINI SLID; the Tower of the
  Wing Cap is EXT6 MARIO FLY; Wing Mario Over the Rainbow is given the title EXT8
  BLUE SKY; the Secret Aquarium is EXT9 SUISOU (SUISOU means "water tank" in Jap-
  anese); finally, the courtyard is URANIWA, which is the Japanese equivalent.
  
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  The task of amassing all 120 Power Stars is not simple. The reward for doing so
  is that the cannon in the front yard of the castle is unlocked, allowing you to
  shoot Mario onto the castle's roof, where Yoshi is waiting. Speaking with Yoshi
  will max out Mario's lives (maximum is 100) and it will also improve the Triple
  Jump, adding ostentatious sparkles and temporary invincibility for Mario. There
  is one reward that I am sure an appreciable number of fans were looking forward
  to, but never came to fruition. That award is being able to ride Yoshi. Because
  Yoshi is wearing a saddle, it would not be presumptuous to expect to be able to
  ride him. Word has it that, like Luigi, riding Yoshi was meant to be a facet of
  the game, but due to constraints (such as memory and the time for development),
  these elements were ultimately eliminated from the final product.
  
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                      xvi. - The Pariah of Paintings [SRCH18]
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  The second floor of the castle is home to a considerable number of enigmas: the
  hidden coins in Snowman's Land and Tiny-Huge Island, the mirror room (discussed
  in detail in section xxi), and this mystery. There is a painting affixed to the
  wall next to the staircase that leads up to the 50-Star door. The unique aspect
  of this painting is that it is unlike all other paintings in the game. It seems
  to be a rendering of a nighttime sky mottled with stars. Rumor has it that this
  painting was originally the entrance to a level named Milky Way or something to
  that effect. Some time ago, I decided to transform the stars in the painting to
  Morse code, using the small stars as dots and the larger stars as dashes. After
  some deliberation, I noticed that the Morse code I obtained could be translated
  as "in an elm." This is somewhat interesting considering that Tick Tock Clock's
  entrance is in a tree, possibly an elm tree. Whether or not this is just a mere
  coincidence, a circumstance of the human brain finding patterns where there are
  none, or a sign that the pariah of paintings holds a secret, is unanswerable.
  

  
  
• Odradek

  2013-03-23 22:34:15

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                        xvii. - Tiny-Huge Island(s) [SRCH19]
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  Tiny-Huge Island is a legitimate threat to Big Boo's Haunt's unofficial heading
  as Super Mario 64's Most Inimitable Level. It holds the significant distinction
  of being the only level in the entire game with more than one entrance. This is
  not a discussion of Tiny-Huge Island's idiosyncrasies, however. This particular
  section shall discuss my personal belief that Tiny-Huge Island is NOT comprised
  of two versions of the same island, but rather two distinct islands altogether.
  Now, obviously, the developers created two separate islands and in the canon of
  Super Mario 64, the tiny and huge versions are supposed to be variations on the
  same island. Nonetheless, my idea is that, even in the canon of Super Mario 64,
  Tiny-Huge Island is composed of two entirely separate islands. The following is
  an unbiased, objective analysis of my proposal, with arguments for both sides.
  
  Argument: Two Versions, One Island
  ----------------------------------
  
  The most definitive piece of evidence that could be used to dispel any theories
  that Tiny-Huge Island is two separate islands would be proving that any actions
  in one version (or island) effect the other version (or island). In a fortunate
  turn of events for those who believe Tiny-Huge Island is one island, there is a
  piece of evidence that soundly suppresses contrary claims: if Mario Butt-stomps
  the top of the mountain in tiny world, thereby emptying the water, and switches
  over to huge world, the water from the mountaintop is still drained. This shows
  that Mario's actions in tiny world directly effect the huge world, thus proving
  that it is impossible for both versions to be entirely distinct islands.
  
  Argument: Two Islands
  ---------------------
  
  In attempting to prove that Tiny-Huge Island is two separate islands, it is not
  difficult to see the importance in noting logical inconsistencies. As a perfect
  example: the Ball-ombs (the black cannonballs) in tiny world are small, and the
  Ball-ombs in huge world are bigger, but the inconsistency here is that the ones
  in huge world are the exact same size as those in Bob-omb Battlefield! If there
  is truth to each version being tiny and huge, and if the Ball-ombs in Tiny-Huge
  Island are supposed to be representative of the Ball-ombs featured elsewhere in
  Super Mario 64, then the Ball-ombs in huge mode should be mammoth in size. This
  is along the lines of the Piranha Plants featured in Tiny-Huge Island: there is
  a single tiny one in tiny world, and several massive ones in huge world. Bowser
  in the Sky contains more tiny Piranha Plants than the tiny version of Tiny-Huge
  Island itself, suggesting that the tiny Piranha Plant featured in tiny world is
  a normal enemy, a variant of the regular Piranha Plant, instead of a conceptual
  one, which would be the case if Tiny-Huge Island's two versions were veritable.
  
  Final Thoughts
  --------------
  
  There is no doubt that both sides possess convincing evidence, and it would not
  be wise to definitively claim that either side is correct. It is entirely poss-
  ible that the developers made a faux pas (or two) in terms of the logical dyna-
  mics of a level the ilk of Tiny-Huge Island, resulting in this ambiguity. It is
  arguably pointless to debate such a topic, not because it is silly, but because
  Tiny-Huge Island's purpose is to offer the player two alternate realities of an
  individual level, and whether each version is a separate entity or not, doesn't
  really matter: Tiny-Huge Island delivers in a major way.
  
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                        xviii. - Jolly Roger Crate [SRCH20]
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  In the third level of Super Mario 64 is a sunken ship. After this ship has been
  emptied of water, causing it to rise, a wooden crate mysteriously appears, sli-
  ding back and forth across the deck as the ship rocks to and fro. This crate is
  not visible on or in the ship while it is sunken, so where does it come from? A
  skull-and-crossbones logo (or a "jolly roger") appears on it, so perhaps it's a
  symbolic talisman of Jolly Roger Bay. Interestingly enough, the crate harms you
  if you touch it, and it cannot be destroyed or affected in any way. It seems to
  exist as a constant hazard, one whose origins will forever remain a mystery.
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  2013-03-23 22:34:38

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                           xix. - Subtle Sounds [SRCH21]
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  There seems to be a latent sound overshadowed by the normal drone of the water-
  fall in the front yard of the castle. I noticed this subdued noise quite a long
  time ago, but I chalked it up to some random interference. But over time it has
  become apparent to me that others have recognized this sound, too. Some believe
  it is the tune to Hazy Maze Cave, but at an incredibly low volume. I personally
  believe the sound is some type of mechanical remnant. Perhaps during the game's
  development, the programmers needed to use some type of contraption to record a
  suitable sound for the waterfall. This apparatus could have emitted a very low,
  barely perceptible sound that was inadvertently incorporated into the final re-
  lease of the game. To hear the sound for yourself, go over to the waterfall and
  listen intently. The sound is incredibly subdued, so keen ears are useful. This
  'mystery sound' repeats ad infinitum, and lasts about one second. If anyone has
  any idea what it might be, please let me know, because I'm highly interested.
  
  
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                           xx. - Aimless Alcove [SRCH22]
  
  
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  There's a bewildering alcove that leads to nowhere inside the hazy maze section
  of Hazy Maze Cave. Here are the directions: upon entering the maze, go straight
  and make a right when you come to the Metal Cap Block. Follow the path to where
  the Blue Coin Block is sitting on high ground. Make a right-hand turn where the
  Blue Coin Block is located and the mystery alcove is in the wall to the left. I
  have no explanation for its existence, and quite frankly, no one really does. I
  think it is worth mentioning, however, that there is a map of the maze attached
  to the wall near the opening you drop into to enter the maze. This map actually
  circles the mystery alcove, classifying it as a "shelter." This insinuates that
  the alcove was included purposely by the developers, possibly as a sort of joke
  or catch-22, since it is a dead-end. However, the alcove is difficult to notice
  because it blends in with the walls. I believe the alcove originally lead to an
  unknown location, possibly at a time when the hazy maze was larger. It could've
  housed an object, such as the Blue Coin Block. Whatever the case may be, I find
  it hard to believe that the developers included it just for kicks.
  

  
  
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  2013-03-23 22:35:37

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                          xxi. - The Mirror Room [SRCH23]
  
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  There is perhaps no better way to conclude this guide than with one of the most
  baffling mysteries in all of Super Mario 64. The second floor of the castle has
  plenty of enigmas, but none are more thought-provoking than the Mirror Room. In
  this reflective room, there is an abundance of puzzlement in the air. Some know
  the Mirror Room as where the entrance to Snowman's Land is located, but that is
  a terribly watered-down description of this perplexing area. The major focus of
  this section will be to explain the overwhelming evidence that supports the ra-
  ther bold theory that the Mario and Lakitu that are supposedly reflected in the
  mirrors are actually separate entities: a second Mario and a second Lakitu that
  are programmed to mimic the real Mario's and Lakitu's movements precisely, only
  reversed. Read the following with an open mind, and make your own decision...
  
  Dysfunctional Mirror
  --------------------
  
  If the mirror is a true mirror, then it is acceptable to presume that it should
  reflect all things. When Mario performs a Butt-stomp, eight yellow stars emerge
  from the ground, but when Mario does a Butt-stomp in front of the mirror, these
  stars are not reflected. This could be due to the fact that the stars are not a
  literal object more than a special effect. Nonetheless, if you push against the
  mirror while walking, dust will billow up from the floor. As you can guess, the
  dust is not reflected in the mirror, either. Some people might argue that it is
  not necessary for a reflected Mario to be programmed with the same kind of phy-
  sical effects as the real Mario (such as those stars from Butt-stomping and the
  dust from sidestepping against the mirror). However, it would seem careless and
  even foolhardy for the programmers not to make sure that the Mario reflected in
  the mirror (if he is a reflection) possessed the same traits as the real Mario.
  
  Perpetual Nimbus
  ----------------
  
  If you stand by the entrance to the Mirror Room and enter the 1st-Person Camera
  mode, you can look through the walls and see the Mirror Lakitu's cloud floating
  off in the distant blackness. This proves that the Mirror Lakitu isn't a simple
  reflection, but rather a second Lakitu. Otherwise, why would its cloud be visi-
  ble before Mario even enters the Mirror Room? The cloud being visible while you
  are not even in the room is indicative of the fact that it's a secondary Lakitu
  programmed to mimic the real Lakitu's movements, but only while the real Lakitu
  and Mario are within the confines of the Mirror Room. It makes sense, then, for
  the secondary Lakitu to simply remain in the same position, floating in distant
  darkness, while Mario and Lakitu are outside in the hallway. It has no cause to
  move anywhere because Mario and Lakitu are not in the Mirror Room, but it's un-
  able to simply disappear because it is programmed to be there at all times.
  
  Toad's Cryptic Message
  ----------------------
  
  In the hallway outside the Mirror Room, there's a Toad standing next to a wall.
  This Toad utters something peculiar, something that is possibly a result of bad
  semantics on the part of the developers, but something interesting nonetheless:
  "In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that's not reflected
  in the mirror." This is clearly referring to the entrance to Snowman's Land (in
  the same conversation, that Toad even spills the beans regarding the mystery of
  Wet-Dry World's painting), although the wording is rather odd. If this Toad was
  meant to hint at Snowman's Land's entrance, he should have said something like:
  "In the room with the mirrors, look carefully for anything that is reflected in
  the mirror, but shouldn't be." The particular message Toad offers suggests that
  there is something in the Mirror Room that is NOT reflected in the mirror. Per-
  haps one of those strange structures? One of the multiple paintings hung on the
  walls? Toad's thought-provoking message is likely the result of some clumsy and
  somewhat misguided wording, but it is still noteworthy.
  
  Reversing the Roles
  -------------------
  
  There is a neat trick that can be utilized from within the Mirror Room to prove
  (or, at the least, provide evidence for) two things: the notion that the Mirror
  Mario is a second Mario, and the theory that Mirror Lakitu is also a programmed
  mimic. Enter the Mirror Room and head to the left. There is a column made up of
  some kind of gray material; this column separates the mirror from the yellowish
  wall. Stand to the left of this column and face it, so the left side of Mario's
  body is against the yellow wall. Enter 1st-Person Camera mode and move the cam-
  era all the way to the left (hold right on the Analog Stick) until it is unable
  to move anymore. Now tap the C-Down button several times quickly until you hear
  a buzzer. If done successfully, Lakitu's camera should be locked in place with-
  in the blackness, but on the 'wrong' side of the mirror. Look at Mario to see a
  cloud floating in the air near him. This cloud is actually the cloud of the re-
  flected Lakitu, but because Lakitu (the real one) is now on the 'wrong' side of
  the mirror, the Mirror Lakitu attempted to compensate for that by doing what it
  is programmed to do: mimic Lakitu. However, because Mirror Lakitu was never in-
  tended to go beyond the confines of its own half of the Mirror Room, it becomes
  'stuck' at the mirror's boundary. This is strong evidence that Mirror Lakitu is
  a programmed mimic: a copycat told to do what Lakitu does without question.
  
  The trick described above also makes it possible to 'control' the Mirror Mario.
  Once you have 'locked' Lakitu's camera in the correct position, you can tap the
  C-Left button to focus the camera more on Mirror Mario. From here, you can move
  around using the Analog Stick. Keep in mind that the controls are reversed, and
  the camera will constantly be attempting to wrap back around to the real Mario.
  Nevertheless, it's possible to 'control' Mirror Mario long enough to get a good
  feel of how he works: just like normal Mario, but with inverted controls.
  
  Lo-Res Mirror Mario
  -------------------
  
  Whenever Mario is far enough away from the camera, he will become Lo-Res Mario.
  Lo-Res stands for Low Resolution, and when Mario enters this form, he loses his
  sideburns, his head changes shape and becomes blockier, and he ultimately turns
  into a much simpler polygonal model. This was done to save memory space, and it
  is difficult to notice, primarily due to the fact that Mario has to be a pretty
  good distance away from the camera for it to happen. Recently I discovered that
  the Lo-Res element of Super Mario 64 can be used to prove that the Mirror Mario
  is a separate entity. First of all, if the Mario in the mirror is an actual re-
  flection, then it should always appear exactly the same way as normal Mario. If
  Mario is close enough to the camera that he appears normal, but Mirror Mario is
  visually further away, Mirror Mario should NOT appear Lo-Res. Again, this would
  be the under the assumption that Mirror Mario is a true reflection. However, he
  does appear Lo-Res! Stand a good distance away from the mirrors, and then slow-
  ly walk toward them (Lo-Res only takes effect during movement). Look closely at
  the mirrors and you will see that the Mirror Mario is in Lo-Res mode, but Mario
  is not. This proves that Mirror Mario is a mimic Mario programmed to do exactly
  what Mario does, and because he's still a distance from the camera (even though
  he is supposed to be a reflection), he goes into Lo-Res mode.
  
  The Structures
  --------------
  
  Five strange structures are strewn sporadically throughout the Mirror Room. The
  purpose of these structures is unknown, and while it's possible they are simply
  included for detail, they are an odd decoration. Each structure looks like it's
  comprised of some kind of grey marble. The structures themselves are two trape-
  zoids stacked on top of one another, with the smaller sides touching. Here is a
  simple ASCII illustration:
                                        ___
                                        \_/
                                        /_\
  
  
  
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  Some people have suggested Butt-stomping the structures in succession will make
  something happen. Theories abound, but noteworthy results are nonexistent. How-
  ever, there IS one thought-provoking quality about the structures. Stand on one
  of them and look in the mirror at the reflected Mario. The shadow of Mario (the
  real Mario) will be cast on the top of the structure, but the shadow of the re-
  flected Mario will be cast on the ground, even though he is standing on the top
  of the structure! It is easiest to see this while standing on the edge. Several
  possibilities are at hand, but I personally believe that this is another one of
  the many evidentiary clues that Mirror Mario is not a reflection. In a somewhat
  similar vein to Mirror Mario not reflecting the stars from a Butt-stomp or even
  the dust from walking against the mirror because those are 'unnecessary' traits
  to program for a Mario who is simply a mimic after all, I think the programmers
  decided not to waste their time programming the realistic shadow effects (mean-
  ing Mario's shadow being cast on the structure and not on the floor) because it
  was believed that a mimic Mario simply needed to copy Mario's movements. Adding
  in the extra effects would have been time-consuming, flashy, and unnecessary.
  
  NOTE: According to Brightguy, the reason Mirror Mario's shadow gets cast on the
  floor and not on the structure is because the 'reflected' structures don't have
  collision detection. Those who have performed the Backwards Long Jumping glitch
  to get behind the mirror have noticed that the floor and reflected door are the
  only things that are part of the collision detection map. This explains why the
  shadow of Mirror Mario is not cast on the structures.
  
  Final Thoughts
  --------------
  
  There is no doubt that the Mirror Room is one of the paramount mysteries in the
  gem that is Super Mario 64, perhaps only rivaled by the L is real 2401 mystery.
  The difference between the two, however, is that the huge amount of evidence is
  supportive of the notion that the Mirror Room is two separate rooms, and Mirror
  Lakitu and Mirror Mario are mimics, whereas there's no real definitive evidence
  that Luigi is somewhere in the game, or that L is real 2401 even refers to some
  secret, or even that the plaque even says L is real 2401! Who knows... maybe in
  the future, on some fateful day, Mirror Mario will jump through the mirror just
  to say hi, or the puzzling structures will be able to be Butt-stomped down into
  the floor like tree stumps, or something will actually appear in the room with-
  out being reflected in the mirror, as Toad has said all this time. Is it likely
  that any of these things will come true? No... but for the time being, my appe-
  tite for the mysterious is satiated enough by marching into the Mirror Room and
  knowing that the Mario I am looking at in the mirror is not a reflection...
• Justice4243

  2013-03-24 05:00:59

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  *incomprehensible screaming*
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-24 05:29:36

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Ohh good Christ, who let Rose play SM64 again?
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-03-24 21:04:23 edited 2013-03-24 21:04:55

  You know what's the real mystery?
  
  Every line ends at the same place.
  
  The text uses a fixed-width font.  It shows that every line of every paragraph except for last lines has the same number of characters.
  
  The words were chosen to fit this.
  
• Justice4243

  2013-03-24 22:36:38

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Wow, that is something.

   

  If only this person would use this power for good instead of something only a handful of people care about.
• ProfessorGator

  2013-03-24 22:44:20

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  That looks like a good format for a gaming creepypasta. I'm sure there's one out there disguised as a fan-made FAQ.
• Anonus

  2014-08-23 20:31:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  bump

  
  

  I'm surprised I didn't see anything in the hanging part about the fact that Mario can't hang onto hangy-things indefinitely

  
  

  There's one star in Hazy Maze Cave that one is better served long-jumping to instead of swinging over to because Mario will fall into the bottomless pit
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-08-23 20:37:59

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
• lee4hmz

  2014-08-23 21:04:05

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  And those two Mario pornos? The Cinema Snob reviewed them, and as expected, they are horrible.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-08-23 21:24:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Why?
  
  What did he expect?
  
  What did anyone expect?
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-08-23 21:28:46

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Because that's what the Snob does...reviews terrible exploitation films so he can snark at them.
• Calica

  2014-08-23 21:29:13

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  l is real
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-08-25 15:00:33 edited 2014-08-25 15:04:30

  not yet
  
  wait 27 more years
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-08-25 15:04:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  lee4hmz said:

  And those two Mario pornos? The Cinema Snob reviewed them, and as expected, they are horrible.

  Were they at least so-bad-it's-kinda-amusing-maybe-a-little?
• Imipolex G

  2014-08-25 15:07:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  when is porn not horrible
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-08-25 15:10:39

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Central Avenue said:

  lee4hmz said:

  And those two Mario pornos? The Cinema Snob reviewed them, and as expected, they are horrible.

  Were they at least so-bad-it's-kinda-amusing-maybe-a-little?

  If anything, they were inept; the producers got the characterization wrong, the casting wrong, and they were poorly made as well. The same producers made a parallel porn version of Beavis and Butt-head, and it was made with exactly the same amount of effort (none).