Could HH stand for "Hell Highway"

Tanya · 2013-03-17 22:17:07

Tonight on CNN, a brave new site under the name of "Heaper's Hangout" but geologists are questioning, could this site be the home for the devil?

Could the sites' creators and viewers be worshipers of a creature known as Beelzebub?

Fossilmaiden · 2013-03-17 22:18:48

What an infuriating seal. It doesn't make it clear where the start of the lettering is unless you already know what you're looking for.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-17 22:19:35

astaroth

Tanya · 2013-03-17 22:23:12

Young Men, plead be to the stars should you answer the question the way we seek it.

Has thou seen devilry in thine pantry doors, or will thoust do battle, a battle of wits is most like for us the educated folk.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-03-17 22:35:10

How do you mix up Astaroth and Beelzebub, anyway? One is the Lord of the Flies. The other is not.

Anonus · 2013-03-17 22:36:21

I worship nothing

Imipolex G · 2013-03-17 22:38:58

You worship your own greed

Thou greedy greedyman

Viani · 2013-03-17 22:50:06

Fossilmaiden said:
How do you mix up Astaroth and Beelzebub, anyway? One is the Lord of the Flies. The other is not.

They are both fake...I guess....

Odradek · 2013-03-17 22:55:45

Imipölex G said:
astaroth

Justice4243 · 2013-03-17 23:05:04

Dear fake CNN,

That is a summoning circle out of the Lesser Keys of Solomon for summoning Hell prince Astaroth. Why don't you check a Mötley Crüe album for a symbol of Satan, you plebeians.

Viani said:

Fossilmaiden said:
How do you mix up Astaroth and Beelzebub, anyway? One is the Lord of the Flies. The other is not.
They are both fake...I guess....

*Sacrifices Viani to Baal*

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-03-17 23:14:33

Dear fake CNN,

That is a summoning circle out of the Lesser Keys of Solomon for summoning Hell prince Astaroth. Why don't you check a Mötley Crüe album for a symbol of Satan, you plebeians.

Viani said:

Fossilmaiden said:
How do you mix up Astaroth and Beelzebub, anyway? One is the Lord of the Flies. The other is not.
They are both fake...I guess....

*Sacrifices Viani to Baal*

*sacrifices Justice to Barbelos*

Justice4243 · 2013-03-17 23:25:14

Sredni Vashtar said:
Dear fake CNN,

That is a summoning circle out of the Lesser Keys of Solomon for summoning Hell prince Astaroth. Why don't you check a Mötley Crüe album for a symbol of Satan, you plebeians.

Viani said:

Fossilmaiden said:
How do you mix up Astaroth and Beelzebub, anyway? One is the Lord of the Flies. The other is not.
They are both fake...I guess....

*Sacrifices Viani to Baal*

*sacrifices Justice to Barbelos*

*sacrifices Sredni to Odin from Beyond the Grave*

Justice4243 · 2013-03-17 23:25:29

Sredni Vashtar said:
Dear fake CNN,

That is a summoning circle out of the Lesser Keys of Solomon for summoning Hell prince Astaroth. Why don't you check a Mötley Crüe album for a symbol of Satan, you plebeians.

Viani said:

Fossilmaiden said:
How do you mix up Astaroth and Beelzebub, anyway? One is the Lord of the Flies. The other is not.
They are both fake...I guess....

*Sacrifices Viani to Baal*

*sacrifices Justice to Barbelos*

*sacrifices Sredni to Odin from Beyond the Grave*

Justice4243 · 2013-03-17 23:26:34

A hanging so traumatic it happened three times.

Viani · 2013-03-18 00:53:03

Ahem, you do not sacrifice loose moraled women to Baal, you are thinking of Tzitzimitl.

Tanya · 2013-03-18 00:57:58

Kids love the devil!

Viani · 2013-03-18 00:59:00

Moloch loves babies

Viani · 2013-03-18 01:00:39

Speaking of Deitic Genitalia, Tzitzimitl actually has a gigantic andaconda for a penis.

Tanya · 2013-03-18 01:05:08

Viani said:
Speaking of Deitic Genitalia, Tzitzimitl actually has a gigantic andaconda for a penis.

What's an and-aconda? some kind of ape?

Viani · 2013-03-18 01:09:14

*anaconda

Misery · 2013-03-18 01:10:24

Oh no

Could HH stand for "Hell Highway"

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