Cliche JRPG Catholic Church Analogue

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:07:42

Hello there, brother. Welcome to the [noun] of the [religious adjective] [noun]! Offer up your prayers to our ministers, who totally aren't corrupt and evil! Also, our religion's premise isn't fundamentally rooted in evil and/or demonic forces. Really!

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-16 23:13:37

IJBM2 is that way

Obā-san · 2013-03-16 23:16:41

SOMEONE IS IRRITABLE TONIGHT

BE CAREFUL

IRRITABLE PEOPLE GET ATTACKED BY THE TICKLE KITTY

Obā-san · 2013-03-16 23:21:21

I MEAN IT

FLUFFY TICKLES

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:51:40

In case of ragtag heroes trying to uncover our evil, demonic roots, call the nearest Bishop. We'll help! Preferably through thinly veiled Knights Templar analogues.

Viani · 2013-03-16 23:52:49

Arceus' mercy be upon you, for the vigil has none to spare

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:55:15

But Arceus is a good God, not some malevolent entity!

Not that we worship malevolent entities or anything.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-03-16 23:57:08

As a representative of the United Draconis Questia Church, I hereby request you stop your vile slander. We are devoted only to God, and any individual who requires healing or rest is welcome in his house.

Viani · 2013-03-16 23:57:13

Ahem, Arceus is not a GOD, you filthy Christian. Stop forcing your religion into my video games! Fuck, I already have to put up with my parents telling me not to masturbate to furry porn because God doesn't like it, and now you have to try and convert me playing the only game I love? Keep your religion! out of my! video games!

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:58:37

Fossilmaiden said:
As a representative of the United Draconis Questia Church, I hereby request you stop your vile slander. We are devoted only to God, and any individual who requires healing or rest is welcome in his house.

We also give out free healing and rest! Don't listen to these chumps!

as long as you don't mind your soul being bound to a demon gradually

Viani · 2013-03-17 00:00:09

not all demons are bad

some of them are sexy, and do nice things for you like wash your dishes.

Alduin · 2013-03-17 00:02:21

WHAT! That is blasphemy! I ought to have you hung for that remark, heretic!

Viani · 2013-03-17 00:03:36

Like a horse?

Alduin · 2013-03-17 00:05:31

What? We are an organized religion, not some cheap male enhancement service!

Obā-san · 2013-03-17 00:06:13

Acererak said:
an organized religion, not some cheap male enhancement service!

same thing

Previous Calica · 2013-03-17 01:15:24

No, organized religion is an expensive male enhancement service.

Obā-san · 2013-03-17 01:15:51

depends

Viani · 2013-03-17 01:30:46

scientology is no true religion

RocketRunner · 2013-03-17 07:34:39

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul...WITH LIIIIIIIIIIL

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-17 19:45:25

with Lyle

Justice4243 · 2013-03-17 20:08:30

Cliche JRPG Catholic Church Analogue

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