Lesbians

Alduin · 2013-03-16 12:53:38

So I talked to my friends about why they thought lesbians were hot. The responses I got were phrased differently, but they all carried the same general message:

We think they're hot and we want to have a three-way with them.

After a few unsuccessful attempts at trying to convince them that no, no lesbian would ever want to have a three-way with them, I gave up. I felt sad because I could not make them see the error of their ways.

But I'll have the last laugh because I know the truth! I know that lesbians would never have a three-way with them or with any of you, ever! I am the Dreaming Eye that dances on the strings that hold your illusory world together! I alone have attained a level of awareness that cannot be surpassed by anything! I could crush your three-way fantasies so easily...The power of the Gods is in my hands! NONE OF YOU will EVER have a three-way with lesbians, simply because they like women and women only!

Obā-san · 2013-03-16 12:54:18

but what if they are bi

Obā-san · 2013-03-16 12:55:12

also lebians cuddling is one of the best things

because it has the cuteness of cuddling without the hotness of gay cuddling and without the ickyness of straight cuddling

Alduin · 2013-03-16 12:59:13

Naney said:
but what if they are bi

Silly Naney! Everyone knows that every bisexual ever was slain by the Blades during the Merethic Era!

Imipolex G · 2013-03-16 13:05:13

Often I have wanted to engage in lesbian cuddling

but this is difficult since I am not a lesbian, alas

Alduin · 2013-03-16 13:09:58

Your suffering nourishes me.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-16 13:16:08

*weeps*

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-03-16 16:00:50

Acererak said:

Naney said:
but what if they are bi
Silly Naney! Everyone knows that every bisexual ever was slain by the Blades during the Merethic Era!

HOW AM I ALIVE?!

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-16 16:35:59

Everyone knows that lesbians choose to like girls so they can make their parents angry, and also arouse all the guys. The best way to get a bf is to make out with only girls, right? :D

lee4hmz · 2013-03-16 16:39:30

I think lesbian couples are more cute than sexy, oddly enough.

Alduin · 2013-03-16 21:35:31

Sredni Vashtar said:

Acererak said:

Naney said:
but what if they are bi
Silly Naney! Everyone knows that every bisexual ever was slain by the Blades during the Merethic Era!
HOW AM I ALIVE?!

Don't be silly, you're not bi! Otherwise I'd have to kill you and eat your soul!

Fossilmaiden · 2013-03-16 21:45:17

Acererak said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Acererak said:

Naney said:
but what if they are bi
Silly Naney! Everyone knows that every bisexual ever was slain by the Blades during the Merethic Era!
HOW AM I ALIVE?!
Don't be silly, you're not bi! Otherwise I'd have to kill you and eat your soul!

A foolish plot. As everybody knows, eating a bisexual's soul makes the consumer bisexual. If you were to persist in this course of action, your final deed would, out of necessity, be suicide.

Tanya · 2013-03-16 21:50:36

Fossilmaiden said:

Acererak said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Acererak said:

Naney said:
but what if they are bi
Silly Naney! Everyone knows that every bisexual ever was slain by the Blades during the Merethic Era!
HOW AM I ALIVE?!
Don't be silly, you're not bi! Otherwise I'd have to kill you and eat your soul!
A foolish plot. As everybody knows, eating a bisexual's soul makes the consumer bisexual. If you were to persist in this course of action, your final deed would, out of necessity, be suicide.

Actually, that's ok, so long as you consume an equal amount of religious bigots, you can effectively counteract the bisouls.

X= (B - R) + (R - B)

It's a known formula.

Alduin · 2013-03-16 22:15:27

Fossilmaiden said:

Acererak said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Acererak said:

Naney said:
but what if they are bi
Silly Naney! Everyone knows that every bisexual ever was slain by the Blades during the Merethic Era!
HOW AM I ALIVE?!
Don't be silly, you're not bi! Otherwise I'd have to kill you and eat your soul!
A foolish plot. As everybody knows, eating a bisexual's soul makes the consumer bisexual. If you were to persist in this course of action, your final deed would, out of necessity, be suicide.

By that logic, eating a sweetroll would make the eater a sweetroll himself.

(or herself)

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-16 22:38:37

who is this mofo

Fossilmaiden · 2013-03-16 22:41:29

Sweetrolls don't have souls, foolish fool.

Odradek · 2013-03-16 22:45:56

I expected more Aondeug in this thread.

I am disappoint.

Viani · 2013-03-16 22:51:45

Sentries! What do you see?!

It's in the clouds....

Lesbian!

What is that thing? Could the legends be true?

Legends don't kiss other girls.

Alduin · 2013-03-16 22:59:56

My cousin's out fighting lesbians, and what do I get? Guard duty.

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:05:05

I expected more Aondeug in this thread.

I am disappoint.

What happened to her, anyways?

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-16 23:53:32

> Question: Why are lesbians hot?
> Answer: We think they're hot and we want to have a three-way with them.

This is like...A = A + B

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:56:09

No, A = A + B is a valid equation if B = 0.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-16 23:57:42

Exactly. They presented no useful new information, and all they did was add a meaningless piece.

Viani · 2013-03-16 23:58:11

Ah, the benefits of Lesbian Algebra.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-16 23:58:50

Have I told y'all heapers about my story about misinterpreting lesbian algebra, and subsequently insisting on it?

Alduin · 2013-03-16 23:59:35

Lesbian algebra is clearly inferior to master race gay algebra.

Viani · 2013-03-17 00:00:48

Stupid monosexuathematics, bisexualgebra is the superior teaching dialectic.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-03-17 00:02:22

Gay Agendabra?

Alduin · 2013-03-17 00:02:41

^^ But like I said, bisexuals went extinct in the Merethic Era.

Otherwise my friends would have some precedent for their fantasies, and I just won't allow that.

Viani · 2013-03-17 00:04:02

Bisexuals not important, only life important

Imipolex G · 2013-03-17 00:12:21

algebrassiere

Alduin · 2013-03-17 00:14:04

Now I'm thinking of equations on brassiere.

whuuuuh

Viani · 2013-03-17 01:40:58

Now i'm thinking of brassiere.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-17 04:36:15

Now I'm thinking of embrasure.

Misery · 2013-03-17 04:38:40

i like lesbians

Section42L · 2013-03-17 04:51:31

Alduin · 2013-04-01 07:56:38

Fossilmaiden said:
Sweetrolls don't have souls, foolish fool.

WELL THE DRAGONBORN EATS DRAGON SOULS AND HE'S NOT A DRAGON

Viani · 2013-04-01 09:05:13

theyre dumb

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