ITT: We are all obnoxious middle schoolers

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• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-06 12:24:50 edited 2013-03-06 12:25:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Kex, do you want me to write another surrealist story based on a stupid joke.
  
  Is that what you're asking me to do?
  
  I'm not even sure if I can do that, man.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 12:27:04

  SURREALIST

  
  

  WE'RE NOT AT SCHOOL YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BIG WORDS LOL
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-03-06 13:04:28

  Kex, do you want me to write another surrealist story based on a stupid joke.
  
  Is that what you're asking me to do?
  
  I'm not even sure if I can do that, man.
  

  lololololol
  
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 13:04:51

  YOU SAID PENIS

  
  

  HAW HAW GAY
• Bunny

  2013-03-06 13:05:23

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  PFFFT, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS SAYING GAY YOU GAY

  
  

  HAW HAW HAW
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 13:08:39

  NO YOUR GAY
• Obā-san

  2013-03-06 13:10:17

  
  

  You're. 

  
  

  
  

  faggot.
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 13:13:14

  WHO CARES ABOUT GRAMMAR WERE NOT AT SCHOOL LOL
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 13:27:39

  Pizza Dog

  How come we're not at school if we're supposed to be middleschoolers
  
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 13:43:45

  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 13:52:10 edited 2013-03-06 13:52:19

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  How come we're not at school if we're supposed to be middleschoolers

  I don't go to that place anymore.
  
• Anonus

  2013-03-06 16:15:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Your mom doesn't go to that place anymore!
• Tre

  2013-03-06 16:34:35

  
  

  -rolls eyes, as was the norm 2-4 years ago-
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 16:38:50

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  You know what's sad? That our country doesn't speak in Japanese and then use English subtitles at the bottom. Also anime makes me smart.
  
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 16:48:23

  Pizza Dog

  People were better when they didn't have problems!
  
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 17:01:13

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Naney said:

  You're. 

  
  

  
  

  faggot.

  Wahhh! Stop using the word faaaaaaaaggoooooooooooot, you are offending me!
  
  TEACHER! TEACHER! HE'S CALLING ME A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
  
  I'm getting TRIGGER WARNING! TRIGGER WARNING!
  
  please don't tease me or I'll be forced to show you my dark side!
• Obā-san

  2013-03-06 17:29:41 edited 2013-03-06 17:30:00

  
  

  god i just want to fucking cut your fucking faces

  
  

  
  

  you disgust me
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 17:30:36

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  brb killing myself
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-06 17:30:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm surrounded by idiots

  
  

  Why won't you morons SHUT UP
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 17:30:50

  Pizza Dog

  Santa isn't gonna get you guys anything.
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 17:46:48

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Just you wait i'll transform into my alter ego and kick your ass in front of everyone and be all heroic and stuff
  
  JUST YOU WAIT
  
  ...no, don't kick me out of the computer room! I want to play more online games!
  
  I'M TELLING MY CHILD PSYCHE THAT YOU ARE PREJUDICED AGAINST ASPERGER PEOPLE LIKE ME
  
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 17:48:54

  Pizza Dog

  Eww, Assburger
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 17:49:56

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  STOP TEASING ME
  
  OH MY GOD YOU ARE GAY
  
  SO NOT SWAG
  
• Section42L

  2013-03-06 17:51:06

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  LET ME TELL YOU ALL THIS HILARIOUS JOKE I SAW ON TV LAST NIGHT, LOL! 
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 17:52:53

  Pizza Dog

  Momma doesn't like it when I go into the basement,
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 18:06:00

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  stop rustling my jimmies!
  
  or i'll rustle your jimmies, with my penis!
  
  HAW HAW
  
  -goes immediately to the principal's office-
  
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 18:09:50

  Pizza Dog

  The pain I feel can only subside once I cleanse my blackened heart of it's pain and agony /emo.
  
  
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 18:13:48

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  -cuts wrists because person they are in love with doesn't love them-
  
  -doesn't hide scars-
  
  -complains when unintended audience teases them over it-
  
  SHUT UP
  
  YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAINE!
  
• Section42L

  2013-03-06 18:14:40

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE!
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-06 18:15:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  ?
  
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 18:17:32

  Pizza Dog

  @Imi. whose that old guy, eww, everyone knows FFX2 everyone loves.
  
  
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 18:17:42

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  YO EUCLID!
  
  
  FFFFFFFFFFFUCK GEOMETRY
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-06 18:18:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  That old guy is Thomas Paine.
  
  But whatever
  
  (middle schooler mode) boobies and titties, boobies and titties
  
• Viani

  2013-03-06 18:20:04

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I never understood your paine
  
  but now I do and I don't care!
  
  stupid preps!
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 18:38:04

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I better stay up all night watching anime on adult swim and playing Final Fantasy so that way I can do well in math tomorrow morning.
  
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 18:40:45

  YOU LIKE ANIME

  
  

  HAW HAW NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

  
  

  ALSO GAY
• Tachyon

  2013-03-06 18:43:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  This is utterly retarded.  Lol memes!  Lol homophobia!  Fuck you mom and dad!
  
  Yep, you're all so wacky and random.  Please, just die.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-06 18:55:01

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I legitimately hate threads like this.
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 18:56:10

  Your concern is noted.
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 18:58:03

  Pizza Dog

  Before we get to the fun, let's talk safety ;)
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 19:00:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I can't have fun yet. This is still middle school. brb self harm
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-03-06 19:01:46

  @Mojave Music, dude, this is the shitposting site.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-06 19:02:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Will you all just SHUT UP

  
  

  God, why do people have to exist

  
  

  Or at least, why do they have to be so damn OBNOXIOUS
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 19:05:03

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  heyyyyy do you guys want to see my 10,000 pages of weeaboo drawings? :>
  
• Tanya

  2013-03-06 19:06:30

  Pizza Dog

  Yolo?
• Hexartes

  2013-03-06 19:07:01

  Cynicalclock said:

  Yolo?

  Swag
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-06 19:08:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ur mom
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 19:08:31

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Why is everyone so mean? :(
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-06 19:09:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL OBNOXIOUS TWITS, THAT'S WHY
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-06 19:10:11

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Fuck you too Alice I hate you and I'm never going to talk to you ever again!
  
  ...
  
  ever!!