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• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:15:33 edited 2013-03-04 18:22:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  some grimdark MLP fanfiction for those of you that are into that

  I think this is a tumblr theme but I'm not sure

  locations of weapons and upgrades in one of the Metroid games
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-04 18:24:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I tried plugging the Tumblr theme into one of my blogs. This is what it looks like.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:24:57

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  interesting

  it looks kinda half-finished.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:25:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what the fuck
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:28:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  someone's stats for what is presumably an MMO or RPG, but I don't know what RoM could be.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:30:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 18:31:26

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Here's a "Comment to Evernote", whatever that means.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:32:16

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  seems to be a piece of correspondence between a gamedev and a beta tester
• Obā-san

  2013-03-04 18:33:01

  
  

  I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

  i presume that this is an assignment
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:33:02

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Section42L said:

  Here's a "Comment to Evernote", whatever that means.

  Looks to me like something between employees at a cybersecruity firm maybe?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:34:23 edited 2013-03-04 18:36:45

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  not going to link to the pastefile itself since it has links and that's against the rules here, but here is a random list of songs that someone compiled into a torrent
  
  

  VA-Bravo Hits 80 (2013) [320]
  

  CD1
  

  01 - Olly Murs feat. Flo Rida - Troublemaker.mp3 7 MB
  

  02 - Icona Pop - I Love It feat. Charli XCX.mp3 6 MB
  

  03 - Rihanna - Diamonds.mp3 9 MB
  

  04 - Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire.mp3 9 MB
  

  05 - Cro - Einmal um die Welt.mp3 6 MB
  

  06 - Sido - Bilder im Kopf.mp3 9 MB
  

  07 - Laing - Morgens immer mude.mp3 8 MB
  

  08 - Seeed - Augenbling.mp3 8 MB
  

  09 - Labrinth feat. Emelie Sande - Beneath Your Beautiful.mp3 11 MB
  

  10 - Xavas - Wage es zu glauben.mp3 7 MB
  

  11 - Ke$ha - Die Young.mp3 8 MB
  

  12 - Flo Rida - I Cry.mp3 9 MB
  

  13 - Chris Brown - Don't Judge Me (Dave Aude Radio Edit).mp3 8 MB
  

  14 - Rita Ora - How We Do (Party).mp3 9 MB
  

  15 - Major Laser - Get Free.mp3 11 MB
  

  16 - Feed Me & Crystal Fighters - Love Is All I Got.mp3 7 MB
  

  17 - Djane Housekat - All The Time.mp3 7 MB
  

  18 - DJ Antoine - Bella Vita (DJ Antoine vs. Mad Mark 2k13 Mix).mp3 8 MB
  

  19 - Calvin Harris feat. Florence Welch - Sweet Nothing.mp3 8 MB
  

  20 - Avicii vs. Nicky Romero - I Could Be The One.mp3 8 MB
  

  21 - Otto Knows - Million Voices.mp3 7 MB
  

  22 - Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Don't You Worry Child.mp3 8 MB
  

  folder.jpg 0 MB
  

  CD2
  

  01 - The Script feat. will.i.am - Hall Of Fame.mp3 8 MB
  

  02 - Ellie Goulding - Lights.mp3 8 MB
  

  03 - Birdy People - People Help The People.mp3 10 MB
  

  04 - Imagine Dragons - It's Time.mp3 9 MB
  

  05 - Lenka - Everything At Once.mp3 6 MB
  

  
  

  06 - Mrs. Greenbird - Shooting Stars & Fairy Tales.mp3 8 MB
  

  07 - Blue - Hurt Lovers.mp3 9 MB
  

  08 - Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven.mp3 9 MB
  

  09 - Leslie Clio - I Couldn't Care Less.mp3 8 MB
  

  10 - Jake Bugg - Two Fingers.mp3 8 MB
  

  11 - Gossip - Get A Job.mp3 12 MB
  

  12 - Max Herre feat. Cro - Fuhlt Sich Wie Fliegen An.mp3 8 MB
  

  13 - Carly Rae Jepsen - This Kiss.mp3 9 MB
  

  14 - Leona Lewis - Trouble.mp3 9 MB
  

  15 - Schmidt with Robin Grubert - Heart Shaped Gun (Tatort Version).mp3 9 MB
  

  16 - Fun. - Some Nights.mp3 11 MB
  

  17 - Rea Garvey - Wild Love.mp3 9 MB
  

  18 - Robbie Williams - Different.mp3 11 MB
  

  19 - Toten Hosen - Drauben Vor Der Tur.mp3 7 MB
  

  20 - Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (Boyz Noize RMX).mp3 12 MB

  Interesting collection of songs. I'm going to guess the source of this torrent is German judging by the mix of American pop hits, b-sides and popular-over-seas acts, and well, the German language stuff.

  Naney said:

  I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

  i presume that this is an assignment

  what gives it away? I didn't get that impression.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-04 18:36:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Mojave Music said:

  I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

  It looks to me more like a snippet of code dealing with sorting student entries by grade level in a database of some sort. "Highschooler", between 9 and 12, etc.
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-04 18:36:31 edited 2013-03-04 18:38:17

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Mojave Music said:

  I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

  It appears to be some sort of filter to keep people from entering non-highschoolers into the Highschoolers table. Also, it's pretty noobish; the first one could be handled with a constraint, the second one could be handled with "DEFAULT 9" in the column definition. I would say they're using something that somehow doesn't support constraints or defaults, but then, things like Access don't support triggers, either. 
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 18:38:06

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I don't know what a "TED" is, but this seems to be something about reckless driving?
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:40:17

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Section42L said:

  I don't know what a "TED" is, but this seems to be something about reckless driving?

  looks like police correspondence.
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-04 18:43:12

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  It appears to be cops talking to each other. I'm assuming "TED" is "Traffic Enforcement Division".
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:43:38 edited 2013-03-04 18:44:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Minecraft Language Filter if any of you are interested in one.

  someone selling.....something. That is not for human consumption. They accept bitcoins as payment.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-04 18:44:53

  
  

  I think this is a tumblr theme but I'm not sure

  
  

  i went though and deleted random chunks and am now using it as my theme
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:46:25

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  rough draft of the rules charter for an MMO guild. Funny stuff.

  Naney said:

  I think this is a tumblr theme but I'm not sure

  
  

  i went though and deleted random chunks and am now using it as my theme

  
  
  link?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:47:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  a single page paper about something called Surface Plasmons. Sounds like something Tzetze would read about.
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-04 18:49:02

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Mojave Music said:

  Minecraft Language Filter if any of you are interested in one.

  someone selling.....something. That is not for human consumption. They accept bitcoins as payment.

  The first link is silly. I can see people not want to see swears, but filtering out chatspeak as well? That's rather snobbish of them :P

  
  

  The second one is a drug dealer. Really.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-04 18:50:52

  
  

  now i changed it to yet another broken theme
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:50:55

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ebook-style scam, fun to read about though. Don't click the links.

  lee4hmz said:

  Mojave Music said:

  Minecraft Language Filter if any of you are interested in one.

  someone selling.....something. That is not for human consumption. They accept bitcoins as payment.

  The first link is silly. I can see people not want to see swears, but filtering out chatspeak as well? That's rather snobbish of them :P

  
  

  The second one is a drug dealer. Really.

  whelp
  
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 18:51:13 edited 2013-03-04 18:51:28

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  This also seems like something that Tzetze would read about.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:54:15 edited 2013-03-04 18:54:32

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I found one that was literally just this:

  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
  

  ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＮＩＧＨＴＣＯＲＥ
  

  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

  everyone's favorite nonexistant musical genre.
• Obā-san

  2013-03-04 18:54:54

  
  

  http://disjointedseriesofthings.tumblr.com/

  
  

  
  

  here you can see my current broken tumblr theme in case anyone is interested
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:56:00

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what did you doooooooooooooo
• Obā-san

  2013-03-04 18:57:13

  
  

  magic
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:57:17

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I just found more erotic fanfiction

  whooo

  I have no idea who "Aki" and "Ryan" are though.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:57:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  here's another tumblr theme
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-04 18:58:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Captured for posterity

  
  

  (I don't know why Imgur made it a JPEG, but if anything that contributes to the atmosphere)
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:58:32

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  this looks like an excerpt from an IRC roleplay
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 18:58:58

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Central Avenue said:

  Captured for posterity

  
  

  (I don't know why Imgur made it a JPEG, but if anything that contributes to the atmosphere)

  damn son whered ya find this
  
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 18:59:51

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  real trap shit
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:03:41

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Caching doesn't work if you ask for a different rurseoce every time. You could ask for google.aaaaa then google.aaaab and so on. Then every request would have to be propagated to the root, because none of the DNS servers in between will have that cached.

  huh
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-04 19:04:52

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  It's discussing a quirk of how Google's IPv6 DNS works, apparently.
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 19:05:35

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  doesn't seem like this class project worked out
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:08:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  internet drama frozen in amber
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 19:09:43

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Is someone trying to hack Facebook here?
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:10:31

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  a probably untrue story of an MMO scammer
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:11:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  poetry
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:14:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  an e-mail to Eminem
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 19:15:16 edited 2013-03-04 19:15:48

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  This seems like some sort of pony music radio promotion.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:16:20

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  it's weird to me that "ponycore" is enough a genre now that things like that exist.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:16:49

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  holy fuck it's a Pokemon battle log
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:18:40

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  oh goodie a doxing document -_-

  people are stupid
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:19:19

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Fiona won a prize! Good job Fiona.
• Section42L

  2013-03-04 19:20:05

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I thought the Swedish House Mafia broke up.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:21:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  *shrug*

  also judging by the title, this is someone's homework
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-03-04 19:22:21

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  this seems to be a character sketch