HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR ROLE PLAYS NOW

Odradek · 2013-03-04 12:11:10

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 12:12:57

role plays

Odradek · 2013-03-04 12:15:19

I WISH Dungeons and Dragons was that fun. I would have kept playing instead of dumping it around the time I hit puberty (coincidence?)

Oddly enough my OLDER brother well into his 30s still plays with his friends. I was visiting a few years back and they invited me for a game; Holy shit I almost pissed myself laughing from when they would talk to each other in "character speak", fake accents, grizzled voices..the whole bit. I had never seen something so funny yet so sad simultaneously.

Odradek · 2013-03-04 12:16:08

How do I explain that you get "all the sex you want"? Because playing Dungeons and Dragons does not preclude you from HAVING a vagina. You could be into classifying amoebas while listening to Tiny Tim albums and still easily get laid; that is the woman's privilege. Besides, you are so young, attractive, sexed-up and fulfilled in life, who are you trying to convince? A stranger who thinks D&D is a silly game, or yourself?

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 12:16:20

people having fun with their friends?

HAH how pathetic

Odradek · 2013-03-04 12:21:17

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Tanya · 2013-03-04 12:29:42

What is this thread even about.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-04 12:46:44

It's another "Odradek posts internet bullshit" thread.

Tanya · 2013-03-04 12:49:16

RocketRunner · 2013-03-04 12:50:52

*Insert "Industrial One" from C&C1 here*

Imipolex G · 2013-03-04 12:55:48

Raocow LP'd VIP5 a long time ago

I suppose that's the joke

Tanya · 2013-03-04 13:05:51

Section42L · 2013-03-04 13:09:55

Tanya · 2013-03-04 13:09:58

I am too lazy, or possibly too incapable, to actually read
anything. I resent the fact that this makes me seem like an
inconsiderate person and hereby pledge to resume taking my ADHD
medication.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-04 14:25:55

DOG!

Odradek · 2013-03-04 14:29:02

I was gonna post stuff from Mazes and Monsters.

Then I saw a weird guy dissing DND in the comments section of the video.

So I posted that.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-04 14:40:53

Am I weird that I never played DND

Tachyon · 2013-03-04 15:11:50

No, in that respect you are entirely normal.

Anonus · 2013-03-04 15:21:39

the long line at Costco was an inside job

Viani · 2013-03-05 00:03:12

D&D: Now with more tentacle rape, vine rape, mindflayer rape, otyugh rape, kraken rape, darkmantle rape, balhannoth rape, grell rape, grick rape, kuo-toa rape, sahuagin rape, demogorgon cultist rape, orcus cultist rape, orc barbarian rape, drakkoth rape, dragonspawn rape, dragonborn rape, bugbear rape, goblin rape, hob-goblin rape, eladrin rape, wood elf rape, goliath rape, wizard rape, fungus rape and most of all, team rape.

Don't ever play a female character when the DM wants to fuck you.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-05 00:39:40

...is this... an experience you had in a D&D game? :o

Tanya · 2013-03-05 00:47:31

Earthlight Ray said:
...is this... an experience you had in a D&D game? :o

People don't lie ever.

RocketRunner · 2013-03-05 00:50:14

...Why the hell do I get the impression that some of those are monster girls.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-05 00:51:18

please don't make Justice post that one webcomic

RocketRunner · 2013-03-05 00:52:52

...Which one?

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-05 00:54:28

Oh the one with the GM who inserts urine into every scenario in a sexual manner? XD

Imipolex G · 2013-03-05 00:56:02

yes

Viani · 2013-03-05 01:11:31

Earthlight Ray said:
...is this... an experience you had in a D&D game? :o

The beauty of the Entangle and Bind attacks. Basically just like that one guy who inserts urine into every scenario ever.

Every battle me and my friends had involved my character being bondaged up by monsters, or monsters attempting to bondage me. Thanks to my Reflex defense I ruined the majority of the scenario that was supposed to occur, and the powerslayers took care of the rest.

Justice4243 · 2013-03-05 01:12:23

I'LL DO IT, TOO.

Actually, because monster girls where mentioned, I was wondering why Imi was concerned I'd post "Living with Monster Girl" into a non-NSFW thread or how I even got the reputation of posting "Living with Monster Girl" in threads.

Viani · 2013-03-05 01:13:54

And then the Vine Horror uses Entangle on.....Justice42! It shoots it's slimy vines and attempts to caress and tighten around Justice42....

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-05 01:13:57

Viani: That sounds like a weird experience. :o

Viani · 2013-03-05 01:14:43

Thankfully the Avatar The Last Airbender obsessed player took over DMing and the game continued on rape-free.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-05 01:15:30

Justice42 said:
I'LL DO IT, TOO.

Actually, because monster girls where mentioned, I was wondering why Imi was concerned I'd post "Living with Monster Girl" into a non-NSFW thread or how I even got the reputation of posting "Living with Monster Girl" in threads.

I meant the one about the DND guy with the urine fetish

Unless that's what that is

Justice4243 · 2013-03-05 01:18:29

Yeah, not gonna lie. I'm the worst power gamer ever at these things.

My 3.5 character was very similar to Kore from Goblins:

My 4th edition character would probably shape shift into another vine horror and then lie so convincingly that the vine horror would run off to claim it's rightful title as Prince of Baldur's Gate.

Tanya · 2013-03-05 01:18:41

Viani said:
Thankfully the Avatar The Last Airbender obsessed player took over DMing and the game continued on rape-free.

Did he continue on the condition everyone shave their heads and paint a triangle on their baldness?

Justice4243 · 2013-03-05 01:20:30

Justice42 said:
I'LL DO IT, TOO.

Actually, because monster girls where mentioned, I was wondering why Imi was concerned I'd post "Living with Monster Girl" into a non-NSFW thread or how I even got the reputation of posting "Living with Monster Girl" in threads.

I meant the one about the DND guy with the urine fetish

Unless that's what that is

Yeah, I figured it out after Earthlight posted. The urine comic is from K.C. Green's Gunshow comics, Living with Monster Girl is a series of short manga pagse where the protagonist has sex with a different monster girl.

...

This thread got fetish heavy in a hurry.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-05 01:21:56

it was inevitable. role playing, you know.

Viani · 2013-03-05 01:22:38

Cynicalclock said:

Viani said:
Thankfully the Avatar The Last Airbender obsessed player took over DMing and the game continued on rape-free.
Did he continue on the condition everyone shave their heads and paint a triangle on their baldness?

No, he just made us learn a "bender style". Which wasn't that bad, since it was a free At-Will for everyone.

Previous Calica · 2013-03-05 03:09:15

Viani said:
D&D: Now with more tentacle rape, vine rape, mindflayer rape, otyugh rape, kraken rape, darkmantle rape, balhannoth rape, grell rape, grick rape, kuo-toa rape, sahuagin rape, demogorgon cultist rape, orcus cultist rape, orc barbarian rape, drakkoth rape, dragonspawn rape, dragonborn rape, bugbear rape, goblin rape, hob-goblin rape, eladrin rape, wood elf rape, goliath rape, wizard rape, fungus rape and most of all, team rape.

Don't ever play a female character when the DM wants to fuck you.

um, Viani, I think that might have been FATAL.

Tanya · 2013-03-05 03:11:09

Either that or the person was Byron Hall

Viani · 2013-03-05 03:21:53

spinor said:

Viani said:
D&D: Now with more tentacle rape, vine rape, mindflayer rape, otyugh rape, kraken rape, darkmantle rape, balhannoth rape, grell rape, grick rape, kuo-toa rape, sahuagin rape, demogorgon cultist rape, orcus cultist rape, orc barbarian rape, drakkoth rape, dragonspawn rape, dragonborn rape, bugbear rape, goblin rape, hob-goblin rape, eladrin rape, wood elf rape, goliath rape, wizard rape, fungus rape and most of all, team rape.

Don't ever play a female character when the DM wants to fuck you.
um, Viani, I think that might have been FATAL.

FATAL

I...um...ehh...um...

Yarrun XIX · 2013-03-05 09:57:10

No, no. A FATAL player wouldn't have bothered with the bondage.

Justice4243 · 2013-03-05 12:14:35

http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Worst_RPGs_ever#F.A.T.A.L.

lee4hmz · 2013-03-05 14:56:49

I'm trying to read the rules for HYBRID. It's pretty much "Go home, Marville, you're about to barf on my couch" The RPG.

Justice4243 · 2013-03-05 21:18:29

That link doesn't really do F.A.T.A.L justice. My understanding is that players basically create characters designed to be as rapey as possible and I guess rape it out with rapey monsters?

Justice4243 · 2013-03-05 21:19:36

Basically, if concerned Christians where railing against F.A.T.A.L. and not D&D, they'd have something of a point.

Viani · 2013-03-05 21:20:28

It's D&D with rape, sexism, autistic pedophilia, murder, genital torture, psychic intercourse, tentacles, extra limbs, horrifying back stories, spouse abuse and a wonderful combat system.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-05 21:24:31

Justice42 said:
That link doesn't really do F.A.T.A.L justice. My understanding is that players basically create characters designed to be as rapey as possible and I guess rape it out with rapey monsters?

I don't think anyone's ever actually played FATAL.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-05 21:25:41

There is a thread about playing it on ijbm :p

Viani · 2013-03-05 21:32:03

Or talking about how bad it is?

I'd love to see somebody play it.

-blush- would somebody want to start a FATAL game on here?

Previous Calica · 2013-03-05 22:02:37

no, nobody actually wants to start a FATAL game on here.

Even if it weren't a rapetastic pile of shit, there's no sense of actual game there.

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