Today's society is full of fowl oppression. Privileged ganders think they can get away with sexualizing geese in all forms of avian media. Video games such as Nest Raider are just one example of this ongoing exploitation of geese trend.
^^^ That's mallards. They're a bit terrifying. Geese are simply gay.
^^ Yep.
Interestingly enough, people have observed this for a very long time. The rather old slang term gunsel, referring a submissive male sex partner, comes from the German gänslein, meaning "little goose."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, used with an abstract or non-bodily word like "guitar" or "gender," it sounds metaphorical; but after reading too many articles on bird sexuality... I feel like I'm walking in on something really grotty.
Speaking of which, were I to start a topic on homosexuality and transgender behaviour in the animal kingdom, with possible grossness implied, would it be more politic for me to put it under NSFW or Talk?
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But is what's sauce for the goose sauce for the gander?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis