EASY $$$$: How to make a Welfare Farm
1) Find an irresponsible father figure that your grandparents/parents absolutely hate.
2) Have unprotected sex with him.
3) Wait a couple months for your pregnancy to be complete.
4) With your new child, break up with the irresponsible father.
5) Manipulate your parent's empathetic feelings and have them take care of the baby when you are unable to.
6) Apply for WIC/Welfare/TANF
7) Acquire all the money for yourself while your parents take all the responsiblity for caring for the child.
8) Repeat steps 1 through 9 with additional children (optional)
Voila, you are now just like 100% of all Juggalo parents
2) Have unprotected sex with him.
3) Wait a couple months for your pregnancy to be complete.
4) With your new child, break up with the irresponsible father.
5) Manipulate your parent's empathetic feelings and have them take care of the baby when you are unable to.
6) Apply for WIC/Welfare/TANF
7) Acquire all the money for yourself while your parents take all the responsiblity for caring for the child.
8) Repeat steps 1 through 9 with additional children (optional)
Voila, you are now just like 100% of all Juggalo parents
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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^oh shit no
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis