Anti-Fur Thread of the Heaper's Hangout

Viani · 2013-02-24 11:23:49

Do you have a puppy you take for walks or play ball with? Or a
kitty who likes to chase string? How would you feel if someone took away
your kitty or puppy, stomped on their head and ripped the skin off
their bodies? One of those terrible people is your mommy. Your mommy
kills animals!

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-24 11:25:01

Good morning Viani, how are you

Viani · 2013-02-24 11:27:00

Good, just met the only PETA member in my town at the grocery store. Was handing out flyers to kids, thought I'd take one.

Did you know that people can make money off of the eviscerated coats of dead animals, and sell them for over $600.00? I'm so jealous. As a capitalist, I so wish I could have thought of that years ago.

You can adopt minks and ferrets for free, and turn them into gold.

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-24 11:28:33

Handing out flyers to kids, wow

hey kids see this cute little kitten? YOU DON'T WANT THE KITTEN HURT, DO YOU? DO YOU?

Viani · 2013-02-24 11:31:10

I would imagine PETA would be going after a serial animal murderer like me who kills small animals with military grade assault weapons for fun, but instead they pick on farmers and ranchers who only put up with those shit-factory cows because they are paid to. PETA is filled with pussies.

And not the good kind. The non-delicious non-fried kind.

Tachyon · 2013-02-24 11:34:43

Viani · 2013-02-24 11:37:12

Is your avatar wearing headfonz?

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-24 11:37:33

Tachyon · 2013-02-24 11:38:30

Viani said:
Is your avatar wearing headfonz?

That was the idea, yes.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 13:44:50

I think PETA might be setting them up for failure in a big way. If I have to answer to a picture of me gutting fish with a mad look on my face, I'm not going to spin up a well formed argument about the food chain or anything like that, I'm going to explain that sometimes Aquaman's subjects defy him and attempt to overthrow Atlantis, and that daddy was hand picked by the great Sea King himself to hunt down these traitors and bring them to justice.

Your move, PETA.

Tachyon · 2013-02-24 13:46:54

TBH i find the attempted brainwashing of children there pretty sickening, and especially the attempt to turn them against their own parents.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 13:52:00

PETA IS THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE TRYING TO BRING DOWN AQUAMAN'S UNDERSEA KINGDOM!

DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES, LAIN! HELP ME FIGHT PETA TOGETHER!

Hexartes · 2013-02-24 14:24:45

Corporal Forsythe said:

bunnies look like derps when you look at them nose-first

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 14:32:53

Fun fact:

That bunny is plotting the downfall of DC hero, Animal man.

Your mommy is trying to protect the planet.

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-24 14:35:56

That bunny is plotting my downfall

because I ran out of Triscuits a few days ago

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 14:37:37

SEE! THE BUNNY UPRISING HAS BEGUN!

Obā-san · 2013-02-24 14:38:28

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 14:41:04

So EVIL!

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-24 14:48:17

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 14:48:52

QUCIK! THEY'VE LEARNED TO USE THE INTERNET! WE MUST MOVE NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-24 14:50:05

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 18:07:22

NOW THEY'RE DEPLETING OUR FOOD SOURCES! WE MUST FIGHT BACK!

Thankfully, I've found a guide for how their society is run.

Everyone read up, we're going to Sun Tzu the furry bastards!

lee4hmz · 2013-02-24 22:37:53

Watch out, they have a dog loose in the wood.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-25 00:01:36

a8 said:
TBH i find the attempted brainwashing of children there pretty sickening, and especially the attempt to turn them against their own parents.

Yeah, PETA's been on the low road to Hell in a hand-basket for the better part of two decades. Even my mother, militant environmentalist that she is, thinks that they've made an absolute screaming mockery of themselves.

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