STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

Hexartes · 2013-02-23 18:40:12

WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-23 18:46:03

until her sink stops up

Obā-san · 2013-02-23 18:47:42

haw haw

Section42L · 2013-02-23 18:51:18

so brave

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-23 18:59:20

hurr hurr feminism

hurrrrrr

Previous Calica · 2013-02-23 20:32:59

Corporal Forsythe said:
until her sink stops up

there are probably female plumbers though.

Tre · 2013-02-23 20:51:08

ITT: in which Kex airs out his gripes with Beyoncé Knowles-Carter

Viani · 2013-02-23 23:33:38

Corporal Forsythe said:
until her sink stops up

Why would her sink stop up?

Obā-san · 2013-02-23 23:34:43

Viani said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
until her sink stops up
Why would her sink stop up?

because it is full of used tampons

Viani · 2013-02-23 23:35:29

Naney said:

Viani said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
until her sink stops up
Why would her sink stop up?
because it is full of used tampons

Silly independant woman, that's not what a sink is for

that's what a refrigerator is for

Obā-san · 2013-02-23 23:37:57

hot

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-24 01:30:39

Viani said:

Naney said:

Viani said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
until her sink stops up
Why would her sink stop up?
because it is full of used tampons
Silly independant woman, that's not what a sink is for

that's what a refrigerator is for

Naney said:
hot

Hexartes · 2013-02-24 01:32:40

Tre said:
ITT: in which Kex airs out his gripes with Beyoncé Knowles-Carter

Actually, not really. I honestly don't really dislike Beyonce, I just don't particularly care for her music. I just thought a thread with this title would be funny.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-02-24 01:38:02

She donated to a children's hospital that I used to go to. So, she's not all that bad.

Really, I don't have much of a problem with female pop artists at this time.

Lady Gaga was a bother at some point, but she dove under the mainstream of pop culture and I don't care to dredge her up for my personal flagellation.

Hexartes · 2013-02-24 01:39:37

Understand that when I say I don't like something, I usually don't think it's bad, just that it's not for me. Beyonce is a capable musician, but not the kind I like.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 04:08:47

The heap is keeping the dream alive!

The dream is sexism.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-24 04:13:31

Lady Gaga was supposed to be on Kendrick Lamar's "Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe" (back when it was still called "Partynauseous"), but was cut from the final version and was replaced by a backup vocalist.

I liked some of Gaga's hits, but have no particular feelings on her either way.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-24 04:15:14

She is a very talented pianist and I like a few of her songs, but for the most part she just does nothing for me. No ill will, no passion.

Tachyon · 2013-02-24 04:19:08

i liked Lady Gaga's music, but i know very little about the artist herself.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-24 04:21:07

also Beyonce has a sister named Solange that I feel the need to remind everyone of because I sorta feel bad for her.

Hexartes · 2013-02-24 13:15:27

Solange is an awesome name.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-02-24 13:30:19

No, wait, it wasn't Lady Gaga.

It's Ke$ha who bugs me.

And that's because she wastes her prodigious talents on making stupid stuff like 'Tik Tok'

Justice4243 · 2013-02-24 14:02:01

Ke$ha is lucky Ke$hastauck (Ke$ha$tuck?) is a thing.

Anonus · 2013-02-24 23:49:12

Solange Knowles did the theme song for The Proud Family

That's about all I know about her

Viani · 2013-02-24 23:51:21

Lady Gaga has more HP than Beyonce.

While Beyonce is of higher level, Lady Gaga has min-maxed to match the amount of DPS she puts out.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-24 23:52:14

Yarrun said:
No, wait, it wasn't Lady Gaga.

It's Ke$ha who bugs me.

And that's because she wastes her prodigious talents on making stupid stuff like 'Tik Tok'

why does it bother you that she makes the music she wants to make?

Viani · 2013-02-24 23:53:40

Tik Tok made her a ton of money, which would be helpful when she decides to settle down and go to college (again).

And I'm only defending her because I like her music and want to stick my tongue in her butt.

Hexartes · 2013-02-25 17:04:33

Mojave Music said:

Yarrun said:
No, wait, it wasn't Lady Gaga.

It's Ke$ha who bugs me.

And that's because she wastes her prodigious talents on making stupid stuff like 'Tik Tok'
why does it bother you that she makes the music she wants to make?

maybe because her music sucks?

Viani · 2013-02-25 17:10:42

Kexruct said:

Mojave Music said:

Yarrun said:
No, wait, it wasn't Lady Gaga.

It's Ke$ha who bugs me.

And that's because she wastes her prodigious talents on making stupid stuff like 'Tik Tok'
why does it bother you that she makes the music she wants to make?
maybe because her music sucks?

except it doesn't.

Hexartes · 2013-02-25 17:13:13

Sorry, what I meant to say was that it probably bothers Yarrun because he doesn't like her music.

Viani · 2013-02-25 17:17:03

Congratulations!

+100 Respect

Hexartes · 2013-02-25 17:19:02

Don't patronize me. You know how I am about people saying things are objectively bad, and I have the same standards for myself.

Viani · 2013-02-25 17:28:56

I'm not patronizing you, I'm etalonating you.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-02-25 17:34:09

Mojave Music said:

Yarrun said:
No, wait, it wasn't Lady Gaga.

It's Ke$ha who bugs me.

And that's because she wastes her prodigious talents on making stupid stuff like 'Tik Tok'
why does it bother you that she makes the music she wants to make?

I guess it's because I don't think she really wants to write the music that she writes.

Hmm. At some point, I got this idea that Kesha's too smart for the music that she writes, that she makes what she makes because she knows what sells. But I can't really speak with confidence on that, as I generally stay as far away from her music as possible.

I need to stop having opinions on things I don't know about.

Viani · 2013-02-25 17:37:57

I need to stop having opinions on things I don't know about.

If anyone on this site did that, then nobody would have the right to talk about anything.

<hypocrisy> I believe that nobody shouldn't be required to have a master's degree in the field they are discussing, and that even if they are wrong, they should feel free to discuss it. People want to talk about stuff, and that doesn't mean they have to know every detail about it either.</hypocrisy>

But I'm a Ke$ha fangirl so whatever.

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-25 18:38:12

Yarrun said:
I need to stop having opinions on things I don't know about.

There's actually nothing wrong with doing this, especially when it comes to something as trashy as pop music.

I don't even know who this Kesha person is but I'm going to judge the value of her music by the first image that I see of her. And there's nothing wrong with this because:

1. I already know she's just another flash in the pan pop singer, and given the track record on them, it is a very, very safe bet that I am missing nothing of actual cultural value whatsoever.

2. She has a "$" in her name, further devaluing any reason to ever give her work an honest listen.

Well, let's see then.

Mmmm-hmm. Yep, nothing to concern myself over here. Anyone for some Patsy Cline?

Viani · 2013-02-25 19:07:43

Isn't Patsy Cline dead? and Poor? And not famous?

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-25 19:16:35

Viani said:
Isn't Patsy Cline dead? and Poor? And not famous?

Patsy Cline's plane went the way of Buddy Holly's at the height of her career.

Oh, and she's still very popular and famous. The fact that her singing range is twice that of any of these trash pop artists nowadays has a lot to do with that

Imipolex G · 2013-02-25 19:38:09

What's Ke$ha's cup size? Anyone know?

Corporal Forsythe · 2013-02-25 19:43:09

Imipölex G said:
What's Ke$ha's cup size? Anyone know?

She is a good looking woman, I'll give her that

Yarrun XIX · 2013-02-25 19:48:51

It's just that

She was your standard smart kid at high school. She played trumpet in marching band. Her SAT score was 1500 before they added the writing section. She got a higher score in Math than I did.

And yet all her songs have terrible lyrics and boring chord progressions.

I know she's doing it on purpose, most likely for lulz and fortune, and that's why she bugs me.

Previous Calica · 2013-02-25 20:10:49

Isn't Kesha just Taylor Swift after discovering drugs?

Obā-san · 2013-02-25 20:16:57

i can't tell these people apart

i hypothesize that they are all the same person

lee4hmz · 2013-02-25 20:20:19

Patsy Cline

Don't have any of here, but here, have some Tammy Wynette instead:

Viani · 2013-02-25 20:46:07

spinor said:
Isn't Kesha just Taylor Swift after discovering drugs?

No I would say no, but I forget high schoolers like to get drunk/crunk, tell the DJ to turn it up, and beg for drugs and oral sex.

Even if she's a flash-in-the-pan nobody-nowhere short-lived poptrash star, she's made more money in that time than I have for 6 years, so I'm insanely jealous and will hold a petty grudge against her indefinitely by trash-talking her every time she's mentioned in a conversation.

Tachyon · 2013-02-25 21:40:37

She doesn't sound very much like Taylor Swift. Although lately Taylor Swift has been sounding surprisingly like Ke$ha i guess.

Ke$ha's songs are enjoyable, but i question how anyone intelligent can possibly have been involved in the production of 'Tik Tok' and not noticed how moronic the lyrics are, unless the entire thing is a joke at the expense of her listeners or something.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-02-25 22:19:46

a8 said:
the entire thing is a joke at the expense of her listeners or something.

Exactly. That's what I'm assuming.

Viani · 2013-02-25 22:22:32

The song is about partying and having stupid fun. Stupid being in a good, fun way and not a "puke your anti-depressants into the sink and wake up next to a convicted rapist" kind of stupid.

Plus if you aren't part of the "crazy house party" group it would be stupid and unfun, just like anyone not in the nerdosphere watching a D&D game would think it's stupid and unfun.

Tachyon · 2013-02-25 22:27:32

^ But it's not moronic because it's about partying and having stupid fun, it's moronic because the writing sucks.

i actually quite like the song itself, i just kinda tune out the lyrics.

Viani · 2013-02-25 22:31:04

I am at a ...en passe? I don't know what you call this part of the discussion. Where you figure out the other person makes sense, and you agree with them and undo the thingy you said before and accept their thingy.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-02-25 23:07:10

Impasse.

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