i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
$35,000 = ACHIEVED! We commission a set of exclusive bonus game cards – that everybody gets for free – from KC Green! $40,000 = ACHIEVED! The game box and rulebook are both upgraded to full color, rather than a black & white interior (for the book) and a black & white back (the box)! $45,000 = ACHIEVED! The game comes with, rather than a standard die, a custom skull die, like the one in the video! $50,000 = ACHIEVED! We commission a set of exclusive bonus game cards – that everybody gets for free – from Jeph Jacques! $55,000 = ACHIEVED! We release a second story from THIS IS HOW YOU DIE for you to read for free! $60,000 = ACHIEVED! We commission a set of exclusive bonus game cards from Jess Fink! $65,000 = ACHIEVED! We print the game box with stamped silver foil so it looks SUPER SNAZZY!! $70,000 = ACHIEVED! We commission a set of exclusive bonus game cards from Anthony Clark! $75,000 = ACHIEVED! Ryan, Kris and I create a MEGASET ofWondermark, Dinosaur Comics, and Broodhollow exclusive game bonus cards!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
$100,000 = ACHIEVED! We design a second, matching game box to hold all the expansion cards! $120,000 = We commission new expansion content from Aaron Diaz! $135,000 = We commission new expansion content from Justin Pierce! $150,000 = We release a fourth story from THIS IS HOW YOU DIE! $165,000 = We commission new expansion content from Christopher Hastings!
It keeps getting better!
This is going to be the best card game ever at this point.
Sounds like I might have to up my contribution to get the second box, but not by much.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
$200,000 = We create a MACHINE OF DEATH ARTBOOK featuring all the art from both volumes of the book series, including statements from any of the artists and story authors who want to participate. This book is made available via PDF to everybody, and a physical copy is sent free to every backer pledging above $35.
$214,365 = ???
$220,000 = We commission new expansion content from Meredith Gran!
$222,222 = ???
$250,000 = We commission new expansion content from Phil Foglio!
Now it's about eight thousandseventy-five hundred five thousand. I wonder who all will be in the final webcomics pals megatier(which will contain either four or seven artists depending on whether Malki !, Straub, and North count); I kind of hope it's Tom Siddell.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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Estimated delivery: Sep 2013
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"IMPACT" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), PLUS your copy of the game ships completely destroyed. Includes a video of us destroying your copy of the game specifically, and calling you names while we do it. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
Estimated delivery: Sep 2013
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"DEMENTIA" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), EXCEPT that your copy of the game features COMPLETELY BLANK CARDS. No printing on the cards whatsoever. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
Estimated delivery: Sep 2013
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"PENNED" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), EXCEPT that your copy of the game features COMPLETELY BLANK CARDS that I have PERSONALLY HANDWRITTEN all the info back onto. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
23:20:15 < malki> [2d] unofficial backer tier: if you pledge $111.11 your copy of the game will come in a yogurt tub that I have eaten the yogurt from + washed
24 hours left and now there's a chance it'll hit half a million as the last-minute surge rolls in. The Creative Commons thing would be pretty neat, I guess, although I'm not sure there's as much remix potential with the game as with the stories.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I'm sorry to report that Phil Foglio ended up being unable to contribute cards to the game, so we filled his spot instead with Andrew Hussie "Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff" cards. Hopefully that is an okay replacement! Lots of people get those two confused anyway.
Wow...
Someone needs to setup a whole new wing at the burnward.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The final tier of web-comic people has been revealed.
Not gonna lie, despite a few names I'm happy to see, it's kinda a let down after the likes of Hussie and Foglio are involved.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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"CONTAINMENT" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), PLUS we package your copy of the game in any random container we have sitting around the house. No predictions or guarantees on what that might be. No refunds. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
Estimated delivery: Sep 2013
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Pledge $369 or more
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"IMPACT" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), PLUS your copy of the game ships completely destroyed. Includes a video of us destroying your copy of the game specifically, and calling you names while we do it. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
Estimated delivery: Sep 2013
•
Pledge $444 or more
0 backers
"DEMENTIA" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), EXCEPT that your copy of the game features COMPLETELY BLANK CARDS. No printing on the cards whatsoever. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
Estimated delivery: Sep 2013
•
Pledge $488 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
"PENNED" – Any lesser tier that you want (except EARLY BIRD), EXCEPT that your copy of the game features COMPLETELY BLANK CARDS that I have PERSONALLY HANDWRITTEN all the info back onto. (Non-US backers, please add the listed shipping cost of the reward tier you want.)
Estimated delivery: Oct 2013
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
We pretty much hit all the good stuff, already.
I'm not desperate for the rules in song form.
doesn't most of Andrew Hussie's artwork look like
well
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
snap
snap
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snap snap snap span snap
(Pretend there's indentation there that make it look like a z)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis