GHETTO GANGSTA DEUTERONOMY (Gangster Bible Verses)

Deuteronomy 22:13-21

¹³If a street cat be gettin hooked up with a shorty and he plows her, and after the plowing he goes all "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" and talks a buncha shit saying "diz bitch be loose, she ain't no virgin" then her daddy and momma will bring proof that she ain't no loose ho to the Real Gs. Her dad will be all like "This asshole be talkin shit bout ma little girl, saying she loose n shit" Then her parents shake that cloth at the ¹⁸Real Gs, and they go and fuck up that asshole for talkin' shit. They'll clob him for Shekles of welfare silver, and give it to the girls daddy because he dissed on a Israelite virgin. She shall continue to shack up with the man, and he shall never babydaddy another gurl.

²⁰Howeva, if he ain't talkin shit and she is a loose ho, she'll get dragged to her daddys house and urrbody in the neighborhood will stone her till that bitch be dead. She be going outrageous n shit in Israel, tryna play a virgin girl but being a ho in her daddy's house. You must purge Ho out of you.