Syllogisms

Mr. Darcy · 2013-02-15 20:07:33

The total momentum of objects in the universe is conserved.

The red ones go three times faster.

Ergo, painting a robot red will reduce the momentum of two robots of equal mass to zero,

Obā-san · 2013-02-15 20:08:32

i am laughing hysterically foreals

Justice4243 · 2013-02-15 22:43:03

Viani · 2013-02-16 08:48:17

like, ultravioletly red or stratotistically red? which spectrum of light?

Justice4243 · 2013-02-16 10:05:50

All men are mortal.

Eowyn is NO MAN.

Eowyn is not mortal.

Viani · 2013-02-16 10:09:13

"COME AT ME BRO"

"I AM NO BRO"

RocketRunner · 2013-02-18 04:49:55

^^^^Oh, man, those Gundams.

Previous Calica · 2013-02-18 11:55:25

@Justice42 It doesn't work that way. A statement doesn't imply its converse.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-18 12:43:57

^ I thought that was the joke.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-18 16:07:42

Mr. Darcy · 2013-10-06 13:42:35

Moses supposes his toeses are roses.

Nobody's toeses are posies of roses.

Ergo, Moses supposes erroneously.

Aliroz · 2013-10-06 13:44:27

Werewolf by Night said:
Moses supposes his toeses are roses.

Nobody's toeses are posies of roses.

Ergo, Moses supposes erroneously.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 11:08:15

glennmagusharvey · 2013-10-07 19:44:10

what

Justice4243 · 2013-10-07 23:25:44

glennmagusharvey · 2013-10-09 10:53:48

I'm actually surprised it's you and not Odradek who's posting these.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-09 11:09:07

Web comics, man.

Tachyon · 2013-10-09 18:06:46

Justice is... Webcomics Man!

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-10 01:58:43

Of course! It's even in his name: JUSTICE!

LeighSabio · 2013-10-10 14:28:56

Does whatever a webcomics can.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-10 15:03:27

*communicates ideas poorly*

Justice4243 · 2013-10-10 15:03:58

*uses the word "Rape", incites flame war*

Justice4243 · 2013-10-10 15:04:47

*lengthy comic that's a thinly veiled platform for authors opinions that are presented as objective fact*

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-10 19:31:53

^^^, ^^, ^ Oh no...

It cannot be!

The Bard of Rage walks among us!

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-10 19:36:09

Alternately, Tim Buckley is Cronus Ampora.

This would not surprise me at all.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-10 19:38:04

...why does everything come back to MSPA references with me? I don't even know anymore.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-11 00:17:05

We're pretty much all pony and/or MSPA fans here, it's kinda inevitable a reference to one or the other gets made.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-11 00:21:40

Fair point.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-10-11 14:12:26

HHN 009
Webcomics Man
master of internet serials

power: 145
speed: 180

attack: ±0
defense: ±0
evade: +1

Previous Calica · 2013-10-13 02:45:05

being meguca is suffering.

seyiku meguca.

theyrefor, seyiku suffering.

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