Are Lolicon Pro-life?

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• Odradek

  2013-02-10 21:50:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  To be a pronatalist is to be a nazi pedophile.

  
  So yes.

  
  Incidentally, Nine-Banded Books should totally publish something by a nazi pedophile.
• Previous Calica

  2013-02-10 21:50:42

  (flower path)

  Who's Nine-Banded Books?
• Odradek

  2013-02-10 21:52:15

  My dreams exceed my real life

  A tiny insane press that takes a shallow interest in anything controversial.
• Viani

  2013-02-10 22:15:04 edited 2013-02-10 22:15:25

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Odradek said:

  To be a pronatalist is to be a nazi pedophile.

  
  So yes.

  
  Incidentally, Nine-Banded Books should totally publish something by a nazi pedophile.

  Is a Nazi Pedophila a nazi who is also a pedophile, or a pedophile who is very racist and only molests aryan babies, or a pedophile who only molests non-aryan babies?
  
• Odradek

  2013-02-10 22:16:22

  My dreams exceed my real life

  All of the above.
• Viani

  2013-02-10 22:22:56

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  we must destroy them...
  
  with justice
  
  
• Tachyon

  2013-02-10 22:26:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Viani, Odradek and Justice 42 vs the Nazi Pedophiles
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-02-10 22:45:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  would watch
  
• Justice4243

  2013-02-10 23:30:58

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Yeah, pretty much no court in the country would convict us of any wrong doing.
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-02-10 23:50:52

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  I can just imagine the police.

  "Premeditated murder is a felony no matter who the victim... yes I know it's a formality until a jury hears this..."
• Viani

  2013-02-11 00:23:12

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  "Viani Shot First."
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-02-11 00:52:46

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I could help, if you'd like.
• Viani

  2013-02-11 01:00:56

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  You could be the Gandalf of our group
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-02-11 01:04:58

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  So I get killed when fighting a Nazi paedophile balrog, then come back to life as some kind of glowing superhuman?

  
  

  Sounds legit.
• Viani

  2013-02-11 01:07:15

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  And everyone will cry when you perish in the first movie, and then cry in happiness when you truimphantly save us in the 2nd movie
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-02-11 01:25:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *eats popcorn*
  
• Odradek

  2013-02-11 09:15:31

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Viani said:

  "Viani Shot First."
  

  Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?

  Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun.

  Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done?

  Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

   

  Viani's got a gun

  Viani's got a gun

  Her whole world's come undone

  From lookin' straight at the sun

  What did her daddy do?

  What did he put you through?

  They said when Viani was arrested

  they found him underneath a train

  But man, he had it comin' Now that Viani's got a gun

  she ain't never gonna be the same.

   

  Viani's got a gun

  Viani's got a gun

  Her dog day's just begun

  Now everybody is on the run

  Tell me now it's untrue.

  What did her daddy do?

  He jacked a little bitty baby

  The man has got to be insane

  They say the spell that he was under the lightning and

  the thunder knew that someone had to stop the rain

   

  Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah

  Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah

  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

  Run away, run away, run, run away yeah

   

  Viani's got a gun

  Viani's got a gun

  Her dog day's just begun

  Now everybody is on the run

  What did her daddy do?

  It's Viani's last I.O.U.

  She had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his brain

  She said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze.

  He ain't never gonna be the same.

   

  Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah

  yeah yeah yeah

  Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah

  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

  Run away, run away, run, run away yeah

   

  Viani's got a gun

  Viani's got a gun

  Viani's got a gun

  Everybody is on the run

   

  Viani's got a gun

  Her dog day's just begun

  Now everybody is on the run

  Because Viani's got a gun

  Viani's got a gun

  Her dog day's just begun

  Now everybody is on the run

  Viani's got a gun
• Viani

  2013-02-11 21:38:39

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Awesome
• Obā-san

  2013-02-11 21:39:58

  
  

  would a lolicon be a convention of lolis
• Viani

  2013-02-11 22:00:11

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  No, that would be Loliconcon or Lolicon²
  
• Obā-san

  2013-02-11 22:07:17

  
  

  i thought a loliconcon was a loli pyramid scheme.
• Viani

  2013-02-11 22:19:43

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Well loliconcons are pyramid schemes and conventions at the same time, since they are usually a way to "not deliver" and take money from unsuspecting lolicons
  
• Obā-san

  2013-02-11 22:30:33

  
  

  oh ok
• Imipolex G

  2013-02-11 22:31:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  lolis are pettankos and boobs are the essence of life so, no, lolicon are not pro-life.
  
  LOGICK
  
• Viani

  2013-02-11 22:41:42

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Oh, and Lolicon are not pro-life because they wouldn't be caught dead with a fully consentual adult.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-02-11 22:58:46

  
  

  but the real question here is

  
  

  
  

  what about shotas
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-02-12 07:19:47

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Shotacon karate?
• RocketRunner

  2013-02-12 23:30:57

  Well, in relation to shotas and Myrm's song up there:
  
  All the other kids with the fucked-up dicks,
  You better run and run
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-02-13 00:24:31

  (flower path)

  @Gilda That's pretty much what I thought every time I saw a sticker on someone's car saying "shotokan karate", so