Green Slime
Small Amorph
HP/20
BRV/5
ATK/1
DEF/7
ACC/1
EVA/1
Acidic Tap: Deals 1d8 Acid damage.
Mutate: Increase the Max HP and BRV of this unit by 1d8.
The Koala Bear Rapist
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HP/22
BRV/3
ATK/3
DEF/3
ACC/2
EVA/2
Molest: Deal 1d4 damage to a paralyzed, asleep or immobilized target.
Rape (Koala Bear): Deal 1d8 damage to a target, plus an additional 3d8 damage if the target is a Koala Bear.
Rohypnol Dose: The target is afflicted with [Sleep].
Dry Bones
Medium Undead (Skeleton)
HP/20
BRV/8
ATK/5
DEF/0
ACC/5
EVA/0
Bonemarang: Deal 1d10 damage to a unit, and an additional 1d8 damage if the target is Aerial.
Osteogenesis: Automatic: If this unit's HP is reduced to 0 by a basic attack, this unit is revived with 10 HP.
Comments
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HP/13
BRV/17
ATK/1
DEF/0
ACC/9
EVA/0
Hearts and Stars: Deal 1d8 damage to a Humanoid target.
High School Escape: the environment of the current battle is set to Aruba.
Arubian Scandal (Auto): This unit is instantly killed and it's body removed if the current battlefield is Aruba.
Deus Ex Abortu
Small Deitic Undead
HP/1
BRV/35
ATK/0
DEF/0
ACC/0
EVA/0
Immortal Grudge: Deal 3d10 damage against Humanoid units with the [Pregnant] status.
The 3rd Trimester: Instantly kill 1 [Pregnant] unit, increase the Max HP of this card by 3d6.
All Babies Want To Get Borned (Auto): This unit is immune to damage inflicted by [Pregnant] units, or Religious Humanoids.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Medium Beast (Koala)
HP/20
BRV/20
ATK/8
DEF/0
ACC/2
EVA/0
Worldfire: Inflict 8d10 Fire damage to all enemy units in the area.
Cigarette Flick: Doug gains 4d8 BRV.
Tears of Suffering: Doug removes [Blind] status and removes [Impaired Vision] status.
WHY IS THERE NO TCAD
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Medium Beast (Unicorn)
HP/19
BRV/11
ATK/3
DEF/3
ACC/2
EVA/2
Lessons Learned (Auto): When Twilight Sparkle is hit with an attack that inflicts Elemental damage, she gains a 50% resistance to that damage type.
Magical Trawl: Reduce the BRV of a target by 3d6.
Intelligence Flux (Auto): When Twilight Sparkle's BRV is 1 or lower, increase her ATK by 5.
R-Dash 9000
Medium Machine
HP/22
BRV/9
ATK/8
DEF/8
ACC/8
EVA/-10
Aerial (Auto): R-Dash 9000 is immune to damage made by ground-bound enemies.
Crush: Deal 1d10 damage to an enemy unit.Kill: Instantly kill 1 non-machine unit.Destroy: Instantly kill 1 Machine or Geomorph unit.Swag: Inflict 2d6 Lightning and Energy damage to a target.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis