My studies included suffragy I formed my own society To crush the bear of fecundity The world will overpopulate Unless you claim infertility So who will buy a drink for me, your messiah I propose to give the pill Free of charge to those that feel That they are not infertible The kroks of you, the cattle gun There's only one way to linger on So who will buy a drink for me, your messiah Achtung, achtung, these are your orders Anyone found guilty of consuming more than their allotted amount of air Will be slaughtered and cremated Only one cubic foot of air is allowed ... I have prepared a document, Legalising mass abortion We will turn a blind eye to infanticide You don't seem to hear me clear Do I talk above your sphere? Let me explain my project, dear Show you how I'll save the world Or let it die within the year Why do you look that way at me, your messiah
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I formed my own society
To crush the bear of fecundity
The world will overpopulate
Unless you claim infertility
So who will buy a drink for me, your messiah
I propose to give the pill
Free of charge to those that feel
That they are not infertible
The kroks of you, the cattle gun
There's only one way to linger on
So who will buy a drink for me, your messiah
Achtung, achtung, these are your orders
Anyone found guilty of consuming more than their allotted amount of air
Will be slaughtered and cremated
Only one cubic foot of air is allowed ...
I have prepared a document,
Legalising mass abortion
We will turn a blind eye to infanticide
You don't seem to hear me clear
Do I talk above your sphere?
Let me explain my project, dear
Show you how I'll save the world
Or let it die within the year
Why do you look that way at me, your messiah
I KNEW that was jumpingzombie bait.