Bix Dugan says he's gonna teach me to be a drifter

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• Justice4243

  2013-01-18 17:27:18

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I'm not sure if anyone can teach someone to be a drifter, I think you just sort of leave home, and the longer you stay away and the more places you visit without being shanked, the better drifter you are.
• RocketRunner

  2013-01-18 20:58:26

  Hey, man, drifting. You know, the Chevy Camaros, the Mustangs, the Fiestas, Hondas, Scions, etc.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-18 20:58:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE
• RocketRunner

  2013-01-18 21:01:54 edited 2013-01-18 21:03:12

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-01-18 21:10:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-01-18 21:10:31

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Hmmm... drifting...