Christina forces you to choose your own adventure (Image Heavy!)

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-17 18:12:12

You are this singer.

Your head is swimming, and the glare from the luminous white surroundings is too bright. You blink a few times and manage to pull yourself to an upright position. You seem to have been sleeping on the floor, for whatever reason; specifically, a cool, white surface, emitting light, just like the walls. You have absolutely no memories of this place, nor of how you got here. Neither can you recall what you were doing before you woke up.

What do you do?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-17 18:13:28

realize you're in a snowclone and commit suicide.

Hexartes · 2013-01-17 18:14:14

Regret selling your soul to whoever made The Voice.

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-17 18:16:33

Find and punch Manly McMacho in the face

sunn wolf · 2013-01-17 18:17:02

rotate, like a chicken rotisserie .

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-17 18:33:14

>realize you're in a snowclone and commit suicide

you would, but unfortunately you see nothing suitable with which to kill yourself. maybe you have someone deadly enough in your inventory?

>Regret selling your soul to whoever made The Voice.

why would you regret the one thing keeping you in the limelight? You're (almost) as famous as ever thanks to that show, which is saying something. You owe that show your life. If you could, you'd make a virgin sacrifice in that show's name.

but that'd be silly.

>Find and punch Manly McMacho in the face

well, you have nothing else to do, might as well commit a random act of violence against someone you've never heard of before. and maybe this'll make you slightly less irrelevant! It's the perfect plan! but first,

>rotate, like a chicken rotisserie .

Now, where to find this "McMacho" person?

Hexartes · 2013-01-17 18:39:31

Regret having sex with Adam Levine to stay relevant.

Jumpingzombie · 2013-01-17 18:49:24

Reform your life and start doing charity work

sunn wolf · 2013-01-17 18:54:54

Manly McMacho said:

it's..... beautiful.

Imipolex G · 2013-01-17 20:21:43

shave your head a la Britney

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-17 20:23:08

welp i'm officially bored with this thread.

*waits for it to die*

Imipolex G · 2013-01-17 20:23:26

that took long

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-18 04:15:19

I wonder if there's a way to change the "spinning wheel" in Windows to some other icon, because if you can, I want it to be that picture of Christinapoole spinning.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 15:43:09

>Find and punch Manly McMacho in the face

That's for being slightly more relevant on this site than me you whore!

>Regret having sex with Adam Levine to stay relevant.

You think back to the early days of THE VOICE, when you had to sleep with Adam Levine, the frontman for some band you've never heard of. Oh, you did terrible things with that man and his tattoos, all to stay in the public eye. Now you feel terrible about yourself and your life choices.

>Reform your life and start doing charity work

Hmm, now there's a though. Instead of chasing fame and punching bitches, you could always change your life and help a worthy cause, like, African kids or some shit like that. Yes, you think you'll do that.

From now on, you will be known as, MOTHER CHRISTINA

what will you do now that you're a changed woman?

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 23:22:14

gdi i put a lot of work into that gif

like two solid minutes of work

asshoules

Hexartes · 2013-01-18 23:29:57

Sing the full thirteen minute version of DoYaThing with your mouth closed.

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-18 23:30:57

nvm bored w/this thread again

YOU RUINIENED EVERYT HING KEXXX

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