McMacho's fucking awesome ass thread of rocking your bitch all night

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:33:56

Manly McMacho is simply great

Her sense of humor is unmatched

And she deserves to win every Oscar for the existential remainder of time

She is of great benefit to our existence

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-12 01:40:22

omggggggg thats not how you make a thread anonaus now no one will comment you just ruined my birthday I hope you're happy

*cries self into a coma*

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:42:23

Well then how do I make one?

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-12 01:47:41

well first off the name is way off. it should be like, "McMacho's fucking awesome ass thread of rocking your bitch all night" or something, and second, it needs to be like when an actor is making some huge overblown speech about another actor they really admire, like if Emma Stone was on an award show and gave a speech about how badly she wants to suck Bette Davis' left nipple, and RULE NUMBER THREE, WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR CHEEK, BUT NEVER ON YOUR SLEEVE, UNLESS YOU WANNA TASTE DEFEAT

THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER

WE'LL HAVE HIM FALLING FOR A STRANGER, A PLAYER

SINGING I LO-LO-LOVE YOU

HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

BOYS THEY LIKE THE LOOK OF DANGER

WE'LL HAVE HIM FALLING FOR A STRANGER, A PLAYER

SINGING I LO-LO-LOVE YOU

AT LEAST I THINK I DO

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:49:43

Okay...

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-12 01:52:02

yes, good, but something's missing.

I've got it, it's not philosophical enough. Throw the word "existential" in there somewhere.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 01:53:17

Okay.

Viani · 2013-01-12 01:56:44

meta-existential!

Manly McMacho · 2013-01-12 01:59:40

viani.exe has stopped working. Application has encountered a serious problem and must close.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 02:22:53

but I don't have a bitch

Anonus · 2013-01-12 02:30:29

Then get one

Soon enough we'll be able to sell you bitches

CAPITAL CITIES SHALL OWN ALL

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-12 02:32:24

well if I had a bitch, I'd give it to BasedGod.

I hear he fucks them.

Anonus · 2013-01-12 02:32:57

What about that guy who fucks bitches wearing bitches :P

Viani · 2013-01-12 04:34:45

Manly McMacho said:
viani.exe has stopped working. Application has encountered a serious problem and must close.

Close what? my mouth or my legs?

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-01-12 04:35:27

What about that guy who fucks bitches wearing bitches :P

EEEEEWWWW...

Imipolex G · 2013-01-12 12:17:48

bitches wearing britches

Anonus · 2014-04-30 07:53:01

I figure that as long as the Midnight Velvet Spring 2014 Tour is ongoing, I ought to bump this THREAD I MADE FOR HER AND SHE FORGOT ABOUT

BITCH

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-30 17:10:20

MOOGNOOG CROOGDOOG MOTHERFUKIN

McMacho's fucking awesome ass thread of rocking your bitch all night

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