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• Princess Alice

  2013-01-10 00:23:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *pulls advertising from Kids' WB!*
• Anonus

  2013-01-10 00:24:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mama Wipes Off The Table With Your Elvis Records
• Tachyon

  2013-01-10 00:24:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Anonus

  2013-01-10 00:26:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Your father owns a vast business enterprise named WHALE CO.

  
  

  What do you do?
• Tachyon

  2013-01-10 00:27:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  A half-marathon.
  
• Anonus

  2013-01-10 00:29:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ESPN: Better Than You, Also Our Corporate Sibling Or Some Shit
• Princess Alice

  2013-01-10 00:34:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^ Didn't he retire?
• Anonus

  2013-01-10 00:36:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ESPN SHALL NEVER RETIRE
  
  *honks the horn of ABC-Ride, producing the SportsCenter leitmotif*