ITT: reference jokes everyone else has already made

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• Imipolex G

  2012-12-21 12:39:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  cock joke *picture of rooster*
  
• Tachyon

  2012-12-21 13:08:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh gog oh jegus
  
  Nostradamus predicted that the world would end when "Gangnam Style" got 1000,000,000 views on Youtube and it happened today, of all days.  We are all fucked.
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2012-12-21 13:44:16

  booby g
• Tachyon

  2012-12-21 13:46:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  *shoots an arrow into Phantom Thief's knee*
  
  *strikes weak point for massive damage*
  
• Justice4243

  2012-12-21 15:36:23

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  *tries to help Phantom Thief, but steps on a lego then falls down an endless flight on stairs instead*
• Spacey

  2012-12-21 18:43:33

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  the cake is a lie
• Misery

  2012-12-21 18:46:39

  The sadness will last forever.

  peanut butter jelly time!
  
• criminalscum

  2012-12-21 19:02:11

  
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• Misery

  2012-12-21 19:06:10 edited 2012-12-21 19:07:17

  The sadness will last forever.

  all your base are belong to us
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-21 19:08:22

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-12-21 19:20:00

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner...

  
  

  I hope the princess made lotsa spaghetti!
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-21 19:23:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what is a man
  
  but a miserable pile of old jokes
  
• sunn wolf

  2012-12-21 19:59:30

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• Obā-san

  2012-12-21 20:00:48

  
  

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• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-12-22 23:17:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  It was 2012. War was beginning.
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-22 23:17:38 edited 2012-12-22 23:17:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  In A.D. 2010, Heap was beginning
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-12-23 02:10:54

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  SAGE.
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-12-23 02:15:55

  WHAT HAPPEN?!
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-12-23 02:27:24

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  THEY SET US UP THE BOMB.
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-12-23 02:28:25

  WE GET SIGNAL.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-12-23 11:30:50

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
• Eelektross

  2012-12-23 12:03:10 edited 2012-12-30 01:54:47

  HOW ARE YOU

  
  

  MENTLEGEN
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-23 19:08:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
  
• RocketRunner

  2012-12-24 07:06:58

  *Smashes keyboard*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-12-24 09:07:22

  WHAT YOU SAY ?!!
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2012-12-24 09:41:02

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  tumut

  
  

  buwub
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-24 12:30:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hay guys look this is awesome
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-24 14:23:58

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• Imipolex G

  2012-12-24 14:39:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  We all have guilty pleasures.
  
• Viani

  2012-12-26 19:33:01

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  fuck the shit out of her
  
• Spacey

  2012-12-26 19:39:15

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  it was the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
• KJI

  2012-12-26 20:00:00

  Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!

  Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-26 21:34:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  tits or GTFO
  
• Eelektross

  2012-12-27 01:00:45

  I ran into some mudcrabs the other day.
• Justice4243

  2012-12-27 01:01:43

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Did you flip them on their back and stab their weak points for massive damage?!
• Tre

  2012-12-27 02:02:24

  
  

  You better watch where you step in a game called Call of Duty
• RocketRunner

  2012-12-27 05:08:19

  Oh, you touch my tralala
  
  Mmm, my ding ding dong
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-12-27 10:24:21

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Snooping as usual, I see.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-12-27 12:07:12

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I accidentally all your bass.

  
  

  Now your drops are only mildly queasy.
• RocketRunner

  2012-12-27 22:44:12

  I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum
  
• Viani

  2012-12-30 00:35:42

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
  
  ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-12-30 00:39:30

  WATT YOU SAY ??
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-30 00:41:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.