Doopliss and Mimi get married harder than you ever will to anyone

Anonus · 2012-12-19 05:15:25

Legs legs legs legs legs legs legs legs SHE'S GOT LEGS

Have you shoved your arse into Burger King today? (Coming soon!)

DreamWorks SKG is Steven Spielberg's studio and it is the DreamWorks because he operates it in his sleep

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-19 05:16:02

go home Anonus

you are drunk.

Eelektross · 2012-12-19 05:28:51

Sticker Star Sucks

Tachyon · 2012-12-19 05:31:35

-covers the thread with stickers-

Anonus · 2012-12-19 05:37:19

^^does it really

i haven't played it yet, i'm kinda worried about it but i still want it

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-19 05:45:31

you know what anonus, you are now reading this post in a southern accent

you can sit on top of a flagpole in northern july while I sip my fairies on your candy apple bellbottom mescaline cactus in the northern light show of the year. Furthermore, I will fucking complaxicare the cuils by which we measure the situation from the outward radius of the spokes of the sun with another sign like a stop one but backwards and green instead of rusty rummy red. Honestly? I don't even think you could broom closet a janitor within one of those holographic mushroom pads that are all the rage with the kids nowadays when they're bike-flipping off of their futuristic 2018 hoverboards and shit.

To be real about it though, I don't think I could yodel with the best of them if the best of them is really a pickle lemon jar bell pepper halapunya mojave desert canadian mexican northern kansas border entree. But while the dust settles over the candyland wars in the unified kingdom of hyrule-gensokyo, we can all agree that it would've been better if the atomic bomb had been dropped on northern Wells-Fargo's category calypso center instead of the large basin of saltwater and bedsheets it actually was. I don't think one can seriously argue that neon lights don't make good replacement crosses for the symbols of eighty billion religious figures and a half-ton hat gun. Yet, we can see that dessert desert snowcone jalapia across the northern plains. Even if we already knew that fish and chips didn't really work when combined with metal gear solid expressway espresso contrail station dream journal.

I'm not really sure what else I can say about that, other than that we need more pickle-cacti in this country and fewer octopus treacles.

Pants.

RocketRunner · 2012-12-19 06:10:05

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH

That is all.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-19 06:11:56

have you considered that hannibal lecter is a cannibal yes sir.

Eelektross · 2012-12-19 10:24:00

does it really

Bleh. It doesn't offer anything beyond a typical Mario platformer plot-wise, and the partner system is completely eradicated.

It's really terrible.

Imipolex G · 2012-12-19 12:48:39

are you a bad enough dude to rescue the sticker star

Obā-san · 2012-12-19 13:11:31

no

ProfessorGator · 2012-12-19 13:15:08

Sticker-related crimes are on the rise these days. Mushroomkingdom is no exception.

Imipolex G · 2012-12-19 15:04:15

That amused me, Gator. So you may have your Imipoint back.

Anonus · 2012-12-19 17:14:39

Eelektross said:
does it really
Bleh. It doesn't offer anything beyond a typical Mario platformer plot-wise, and the partner system is completely eradicated.

It's really terrible.

I was worried about the eradication of the partner system...

Intelligent kinda canned it with SPM, evidently they didn't feel like writing for a few more characters (most of the Pixls that aren't Tippi hint at some personality but as soon as they join you they shut up; it doesn't help that Tippi already kinda serves as Mario's voice there anyway).

Eelektross · 2012-12-19 22:38:00

The only good thing about it is that they reintroduced Kamek.

Who is awesome.

Eelektross · 2012-12-19 22:42:44

The thing that pisses me off about Sticker Star is that the sticker mechanic could have been used really creatively with the partner system. There could have been stickers exclusive to partners. There could have been combination attack stickers, and given that you can use more than one sticker in battle (if you're lucky) it could have been used creatively. But Sticker Star said "fuck that" and the sticker system is now just a 50% more annoying version of the regular-ass command system.

Anonus · 2012-12-19 22:45:00

I hope Kamek is awesome...I want Kammy back :(

Imipolex G · 2012-12-19 22:46:13

Kamek was pretty good in Yoshi's Island

'cuz you didn't fight him, he just said things.

Anonus · 2012-12-19 22:47:15

Well they did bring him back with Mario Galaxy

In this one he's apparently a hipster or something

Imipolex G · 2012-12-19 22:47:30

HIPSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Eelektross · 2012-12-19 23:15:15

'cuz you didn't fight him, he just said things.

He's the second boss battle in Sticker Star. He's really fuckin' easy, though.

Anonus · 2012-12-19 23:34:04

dammit

Eelektross · 2012-12-20 00:10:01

It's not really much of a spoiler when it's the second boss battle, mate.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 00:10:59

This would be a silly place to argue about the nature of spoilers but I am a silly person and so, that could still potentially be a surprise.

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Imipolex G · 2012-12-20 00:14:15

Who is the third boss battle?

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Anonus · 2012-12-20 00:15:05

Tubba Grancis

Doopliss and Mimi get married harder than you ever will to anyone

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