What do you call a non sequitur pachyderm?

Comments

• Spacey

  2012-12-18 17:35:57

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  I GET IT
• Tachyon

  2012-12-18 17:36:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  BOO
  
  *throws things*
  
• Obā-san

  2012-12-18 17:37:59

  
  

  OH MY GOOOOod i'm fucking dying over here
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-18 17:40:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  every day is a gift, that's why they call it the present
  
• Tachyon

  2012-12-18 17:43:00

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  The common cormorant or shag
  Lays eggs inside a paper bag
  The reason you will see no doubt
  It is to keep the lightning out
  But what these unobservant birds
  Have never noticed is that herds
  Of wandering bears may come with buns
  And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-09-08 23:14:52

  This thread is off-topic.