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ABC and ESPN's Completely Kick-Ass Christmas

AnonusAnonus
edited 2012-12-18 03:06:42 in General
(which may also include marathons of the movie Kick-Ass as I now own it)

fuck I find it hard to write anything coherent right now

Fucking hell large corporations are so...tidy

What's their PRONBLEM

Is it that their underwear is too small for them? If so then I pity them but would also instruct them to BUY BIGGER UNDERWEAR

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  • MiseryMisery
    The sadness will last forever.
    KICK-ASS FUCK YEAH!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes

    Because I bought Lionsgate which is now Lions Gate again because "Lionsgate" was a stupid way to write it
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well Anononononus my take on the underwear crisis is that it's a crisis and we should definitely do somethbing to put a stop to this nonsensen.

    I propose we go over there and fuck shit up
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sounds like a plan to me!
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    SPORTS!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ESPN is sports

    A lot of them, anyway

    /me totes around CNNSI's severed head
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  • RocketRunnerRocketRunner
    BOBROVSKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • TreTre
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    i think lionsgate looks better than lions gate
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well then make your own Lionsgate
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-12-18 18:51:50
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    ABC, Inc. (2009-2010)
    ABC Lionsgate (2010-2012)
    ABC, Inc. (2012-present)

    if ABC and 13 merged would it be ABC 13 Inc
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Silly:

    ABC Inc (2010-2012)
    ABC Lionsgate (2012)
    ABC Inc (2012-present)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ They should merge with a company called 123.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And if ABC and 13 merged it would not be ABC 13 unless we want poor KTRK to stop calling itself that (we do)
  • TreTre
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    yeah, if anything 13 would only be the name of like one part of the company afterward

    like, i dunno, the book division or something, since 13 owns Stuck and such
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's 13?
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2012-12-18 19:37:00
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Maybe!

    ^Tre's publishing company, which unlike ABC Inc seems to actually exist
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-12-18 19:39:01
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    Will actually exist, as soon as Stuck-related things come out.

    Or if I release any more music, in which case it'll share labels with Skullboy. Either way, next year's what I'm hoping for :D
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yay!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know

    I want CA Marketplace to buy out A&P

    So it can change its corporate name to The Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company, Inc.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well then, pounce onto it

    But you'll still use the d/b/a name of "A&P Inc" or "CAM Brands", won't you?

    (ABC Inc's real name is "American Broadcasting Companies, Inc.", which formerly belonged to ABC itself, which is now "American Broadcasting Company" once more)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, I would. "A&P Inc." or "A&P Brands" probably...I'm fond of the word "Brands".

    But you know, I'm also fond of overly long formal names.
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2012-12-18 19:53:26
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Like "The American Broadcasting and Lions Gate Entertainment Companies, Inc."?

    (At no point was that the company's full name)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2012-12-18 19:58:53
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should The Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company, Inc move its headquarters to the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations? 

    ^ What was its full name as ABC Lionsgate, anyway?
  • TreTre
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    i associate A&P with New Jersey since I used to live up there

    Pathmark too
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know!

    When it was ABCL, it was still "American Broadcasting Companies, Inc.".
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