still pretty hard to believe that next year is 2015
I'll buy you a hoverboard as we visit the space colony on the moon with our giant space tunnel as Woodsman cuts up some firewood for our christmas fireplace.
But I do not consort with daemons, I only consort with heapers, and through magical soul-selling contracts, do I gain the power of Princess Centrallia to wreck havoc and plant road signs.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Recently I've gotten a whole ton of PMs asking when a new version of Black Candles will be released.* So here is an update. This is the first version with a TRUE FINAL BOSS that will make you wet yourself in terror
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Relatively speaking.
Which is to say, things stay the same faster than ever before
the UK is even younger
not commonly confused
oestrogen
foetus
starring, Johny Cage, A crate of mountain dew, Tom Cruise.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/d2w5oi
*blatant lies
i didn't get very far on the last version i played, maybe i'll do better this time
Cause black candles is a game and it stars marios, so cheat it if you can, hey!