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ITT: Central Avenue smacks people with her stop sign

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2011-09-15 04:02:38 in Roleplay & Games
Why would anyone want that? I dunno, maybe you're some kind of masochist.

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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Can I beat people with a Circle 7
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sure!

    ...now I'm imagining the Circle 7 as a physical object
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Back to Female then?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Also I see you changed the category on me. I wasn't sure which it belonged in
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *smacks Clocky with her stop sign*

    Yes, it seems.
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    Why would anyone want that? I dunno, maybe you're some kind of masochist.

    Yeah, can't see a lot of people signing up for this.

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *smacks Haven with her stop sign*

    Nice one. I had to read it twice.
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Why would anyone want that? I dunno, maybe you're some kind of masochist.

    maybe you're some kind of masochist.

    masochist.

    .D

    SMACK ME SMACK ME SMACK ME SMACK ME SMACK ME SMAAAAAACK MEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Seriously, what's with the missing Eye?

  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    edited 2011-09-15 05:36:56
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Well, I was hanging out with this girl, I started a conversation, flirted a little, one thing led to another and before you know it, she had my eye in her mouth, some of my teeth were missing, I couldn't feel my legs and I was chained my neighbor's fence.

    Best Christmas present ever! .D
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    ....


  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2011-09-15 05:42:11
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *smacks VM with my stop sign*
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    edited 2011-09-15 05:43:20
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    ^^......What? .C

    ^You call that a smack? My great-great-great grandma can smack harder than that, and she's deader than disco!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If I smack any harder, the "S" will fall off and it'll only be a top sign. And nobody stops at a top sign!
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    But then you can rearrange the letters and make it an opt sign, and then write "to stop" under it. NOW SHUT UP AND SMACK ME HARDER!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (OOC, as if I was in character in the first place)

    One of these days I'm going to build myself an actual stop sign.

    Then I will take pictures of myself with it and post them
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Like so?

    image
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Bob, You have two working eyes.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BRING ON THE PAIN
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *smacks Imipolex with the stop sign*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YES MISTRESS

    PUNISH ME AGAIN

    I SO TRULY DESERVE IT
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    edited 2011-09-15 23:35:49
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Who the hell is Bob? >./
  • Unknown
    edited 2011-09-15 23:41:57
    The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Bob is... someone I don't like to be honest,


  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Wait, is Bob the same person as that Midnight Velvet asshole? God, I hate that bastard.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *smacks you all with my stop sign*
  • Unknown
    The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    But, I totally already did like, a week ago!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That story reeks of implausibility.

    That said, SMACK ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Puh-leeze gurl, it is all kinds of plausible.

    -braces for another mighty stop-sign smacking of stop-sign-smacking-ness-
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Bob is also a hypocrite btw, as I learned tonight..
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm imagining this as some weird sort of talk show now, where the host hits people with a stop sign as they talk.

    *smacks both of you with the stop sign*
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    You just learned that tonight? >.P
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...That's weird, I could've sworn Clocky's post wasn't there when I posted that.

    I guess she ninja'd me without my knowing it...?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    UNLEASH THE BRUTALITY
  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    YES, SHE NINJA'D YOU AND IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL SMACKING!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *smacks both of you with the stop sign*
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