Central Avenue's words of wisdom

Princess Alice · 2012-11-08 03:04:27

Life's too short to refrain from singing Disney songs in public.

She who observes the speed limit gets a green wave. She who speeds hits several reds.

No matter how much of a freak you are, there's someone out there who understands you. Even if that someone lives a thousand miles away.

Virginia is for lovers. West Virignia is for nobody important.

If you're buying tissues, buy the plain kind. The lotion kind taste nasty.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-08 03:05:59

Copied to Facebook and attributed to "Taylor Centralia" :>

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-08 03:06:56

Actually I seem to have accidentally left out the Centralia.

Sorry :s

Justice4243 · 2012-11-08 03:09:45

"Life's too short to refrain from singing Disney songs in public."

Have you read "Be The Sea Dweller Lowblood"? 'Cause this is a thing that happens in it.

And it's like the best Homestuck fan-work.

Toolsie · 2012-11-08 03:10:42

Look before you leap. Twisting your ankle hurts.

Princess Alice · 2012-11-08 03:12:39

"Centralia" always makes me think of the ex-town in Pennsylvania...

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-08 03:14:12

Maybe Centralio would be better?

No, maybe we should go with English suffixes.

mm....Centralton?

Princess Alice · 2012-11-08 03:16:13

Oh, I didn't say it was a bad thing. Centralia, Pennsylvania is cool!

or more accurately, hot

oh god that's the darkest joke i've made in a while

Imipolex G · 2012-11-08 18:01:07

Life is a long, hard road. An occasional doughnut helps.

Obā-san · 2012-11-08 18:06:58

Imipölex G said:
Life is a long, hard road. An occasional doughnut helps.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-08 18:09:57

But be sure to only eat it from one end or Jumpingzombie will be not approving.

Obā-san · 2012-11-08 18:10:39

Ok.

Haven · 2012-11-08 18:13:41

Like or reheap this if you expected the original post to read "Let it be."

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-08 19:42:18

Repost this to end world hunger!

But be sure to only eat it from one end or Jumpingzombie will be not approving.

The wisest words of all.

Princess Alice · 2012-11-16 10:55:33

Friendship is like glitter: you can never have too much of it, and you just can’t help but get it all over the place.

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-17 06:14:22

Central Avenue said:
Virginia is for lovers. West Virginia is for nobody important.

Having lived in the westernmost part of Virginia, I can safely state that West Virginians are a lot nicer than Virginians.

Princess Alice · 2012-11-17 06:35:52

One thing that amused me when I stayed in the Parkersburg/Belpre area in 2007 was that you could spot lots of cars with Ohio plates on the WV side of the river but not many with WV plates on the Ohio side.

Princess Alice · 2014-06-21 21:56:24

First mention of "Centralia" in relation to Central Avenue?

Tre · 2014-06-22 03:26:16

If Virginia is for lovers, does that mean North Carolina is for haters?

Imipolex G · 2014-06-22 11:51:39

no

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