ITT: We're in a country run by autistic people

Princess Alice · 2012-11-04 23:00:22

Remember to vote YES on Issue 2 so our schools will continue to have funding for Friendship Studies classes. That's a basic tenet of our educational system!

Also, I need to buy some new sweatpants and another 100% cotton t-shirt so I don't get in trouble for breaking the dress code at the office. Some guy tried to wear khakis the other day...the boss wasn't too happy about that!

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-04 23:02:16

In tonight's news, more train spectators killed at train crossing, and later President for Life Sonic the Hedgehog's State of the Union address

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 23:03:03

Man I want this to be real.

More than anything.

except gay marriage that is.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 23:04:24

HERE LIES SUPER LAZULI

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 23:13:39

all nightclubs have been closed and replaced by libraries and museums of anorakia

Misery · 2012-11-04 23:20:40

RIP

YOUCANSAYTHATAGAIN

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-04 23:21:39

Another challenge to the "body language" laws reached the Supreme Court today, but all of the resident justices were out with no official explanation given for their absence. In unrelated news, the latest version of Minecraft was released this morning,

ITT: We're in a country run by autistic people

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