let's be rappers

KJI · 2012-10-08 21:14:00

rollin down the avenue looking at my peeps

see em loadin 45s Paul Ryan for veep

look em in the eye cryin for a seat

on all international United flights from now until October 31st.

KJI · 2012-10-08 21:43:29

bitch

Imipolex G · 2012-10-08 21:44:00

^now you've got it

KJI · 2012-10-08 21:48:12

good job missing the poitn

KJI · 2012-10-08 21:48:30

* point, sorry, wouldn't want to use improper spelling and/pr grammar

RocketRunner · 2012-10-09 01:40:17

"That Scout's a rapper!"

"Yeah! I am the Real Slugger! Hit it!"

"Ja!"

"All ya dandies prancin' about wit' your hea-"
"Yo, I'm battin' a thousand!
Battin' a thousand!
Battin' a thousand!"

King_Friday · 2012-10-09 02:47:58

blah blah blah bitches

blah blah blah homies

blah blah blah monies

blah blah blah don perignon

blah blah blah ma ride

blah blah blah better than yo

better than yo

KJI · 2012-10-09 16:12:16

lickin the nigga

of da fuckin bitch nigga

dat homobitchnigga

is a homoniggabitch

Hexartes · 2012-10-09 16:36:46

HOMIES OVAH HOES
HOMIES OVAH HOES

DO DAH HOMAAAY

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-09 16:59:08

hope you catch a fire vocal
like Eyjafjallajokull

Obā-san · 2012-10-09 17:54:30

Super Läzuli said:
hope you catch a fire vocal
like Eyjafjallajokull

No homo.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-10 01:36:11

Kexruct said:
HOMIES OVAH HOES
HOMIES OVAH HOES
DO DAH HOMAAAY
DO DAH HOMAAAY

....I can't believe I missed this until Friday pointed it out.

Well played, sir.

Gelzo · 2012-10-10 01:40:02

That was a great show.

Hexartes · 2012-10-11 06:08:40

"I'm mean and turf and I'm mean and turf and I'm mean
and turf and I'm mean and turf,
And me an' my friends can walk towards you with our
hats on backwards in a menacing way,
Yo!"

-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-11 06:11:19

you guys like

know nothing about rapping

mac miller

mac miller raps better than you guys do

and he's mac miller

KJI · 2012-10-11 15:48:54

mac miller is a driller (of penis, you see)

because he is gay and he likes the pee-pee

King_Friday · 2012-10-11 16:52:58

mac miller is a driller (of penis, you see)

because he is gay and he likes the pee-pee

Brings us back nicely too:

HOMIES OVAH HOES
HOMIES OVAH HOES

Hexartes · 2012-10-11 18:45:04

King_Friday · 2012-10-11 21:18:51

Oh dear lord, I forgot all about the champagne part. Lol. I think one raised eyebrow is all the response needed there.

let's be rappers

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