Dumb Halloween Costumes

Hexartes · 2012-10-08 12:38:47

http://cinemassacre.com/2012/10/04/top-5-dumb-costume-ideas/

Justice4243 · 2012-10-08 12:56:07

Ahhh, I love bad Halloween Costumes...on other people.

Not bad per-se, but probably too soon.

Ummm....How do you HOLD anything?

Obā-san · 2012-10-08 12:58:45

Zombie Micheal Jackson is best costume idea.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-08 13:04:26

Potentially too soon, but if you're going to a party where everyone had a good since of humor, Zombie Jackson wearing Jackson's thriller outfit would be pretty funny.

KJI · 2012-10-08 20:53:39

your face

King_Friday · 2012-10-09 03:03:24

So a Billy Maze zombie outfits would be acceptable also?

Justice4243 · 2012-10-09 03:13:01

http://reputation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bad-halloween-costume-1.jpg <-- Mildly NSFW.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-09 05:59:46

Hexartes · 2012-10-09 12:21:33

Is that an- wait a minute, you don't have pockets.

Okay, it's just an erection.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-09 13:58:49

So a Billy Maze zombie outfits would be acceptable also?

"Billy Mays here! And I'm going to tell you about the wonders of Crypt Dust™! Crypt Dust™ is a vital spell component of ANY Necromancer's collection! Today we're offering two clay jars of Crypt Dust™ for the low, low price of $19.99! Each jar is hand crafted by the recently damned as they are brutally whipped by their demon slave-masters! Summon one of our representatives now and we'll even DOUBLE your order! That's four jars of Crypt Dust™, each jar crafted by the recently damned, all for the low, low price of $19.99!"

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-09 19:56:52

oh god, I read it in his voice too.

Quip · 2012-10-09 20:56:33

I'm going as Vince Offer for Halloween.

My costume involves a ShamWow, a microphone headset, and a Freddy Cruger mask. =)

Hexartes · 2012-10-09 22:44:34

Did anyone watch the video?

I love how he has to include a warning on the last one: "Now, I know I shouldn't have to say this, but..."

Justice4243 · 2012-10-10 02:09:16

It was alright. Part of the problem is that the costume ideas are actually a tad clever, compare with:

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-10 06:01:47

"are you mad?"

....

"you're mad aren't you?"

....

"is this because I stopped and changed?"

....

"are you mad?"

"you're mad, aren't you?"

"I'M NOT MAD!"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR OUTFIT"

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-10-10 06:12:33

^^ I just got it.

WHY.

Princess Alice · 2012-10-10 06:20:50

I had to look at the filename...

Justice4243 · 2012-10-10 11:28:07

Yeah, you might actually get some chuckles from "Elvis Costello", though you'd probably have to explain it.

With THAT one...I mean...it's scary to think a bunch of people sat around, described the costume, designed it, and someone said "Fund it".

Anyhow, I found a crappy costume vein:

http://www.aliexpress.com/promotion/promotion_ninja-turtles-costumes-for-adults-promotion.html

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King_Friday · 2012-10-10 12:29:00

Somehow those turtle outfits scream "There's a pedophile inside".

Hexartes · 2012-10-10 12:57:41

Those turtle outfits scream "unlicensed".

Justice4243 · 2012-10-10 21:25:27

Funny...I think I posted this on the fora at one point...

Plenty more disturbing stuff here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/14/the-most-inappropriate-ha_n_317731.html#slide=150241

lee4hmz · 2012-10-10 22:52:10

That "Biggest Show on Earth" one? They've got the wrong holiday there:

Justice4243 · 2012-10-11 01:03:28

THIS WAS CONSIDERED A GOOD IDEA TO SOMEONE:

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-11 01:20:34

hahahahahaha why

Justice4243 · 2012-10-11 01:27:03

AS WAS THIS:

...maybe they where shooting for historical accuracy?

Hexartes · 2012-10-11 03:34:12

WHAT.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-11 03:35:14

Super Läzuli said:
hahahahahaha why

Justice4243 · 2012-10-29 13:24:22

Oh! This costume makes me SO angry!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-29 14:29:00

You know what I hate the most about "Sexy" costumes for women? Many of them are boring as hell. Don't bother making a fun, creative version of the character, just slap its face on a dress and call it a day.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/post/33797486505/halloween-is-two-weeks-out-either-youve-been

Ace Rimmer · 2012-10-29 14:34:50

Justice42 said:
THIS WAS CONSIDERED A GOOD IDEA TO SOMEONE:

Thats from the Prince Harry Wales collection

Obā-san · 2012-10-29 14:37:57

Ace Rimmer said:

Justice42 said:
THIS WAS CONSIDERED A GOOD IDEA TO SOMEONE:

Thats from the Prince Harry Wales collection

#swag

Justice4243 · 2012-10-29 14:44:07

OK...sexy Coca-Cola ALMOST made sense. It would work if they made it look like a bottle, and then a curvy-women could probably pull it off.

Sexy-Nerds and Sexy-M&Ms just makes no sense.

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