The 24-hour Walgreens of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Anonus

  2012-09-13 07:17:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  *picks up Bloomberg Businessweek and ogles Neue Haas Grotesk*
• Princess Alice

  2012-09-13 07:25:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ok, dropped off the prescription.

  
  

  I'm gonna go pick out some makeup...
• Anonus

  2012-09-13 07:34:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ooh, makeup!
• Princess Alice

  2012-09-13 07:37:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You want some too, sweetie? It's this way.
• Toolsie

  2012-09-13 07:53:25 edited 2012-09-13 07:54:19

  ಠ_ಠ

   
• Princess Alice

  2012-09-13 07:54:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  (I've never tried wearing make up, but I imagine I'll need it to help me pass...gotta cover the fact that I just shaved my beard, you know? God I wish electrolysis weren't so expensive)
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-09-13 07:55:26

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Do you have any gunz and bulletz?
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-09-13 07:59:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is a pharmacy! >:o

  
  

  Now get out of here unless you have expensive private health insurance and god i hate this country
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-09-14 14:57:10

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Can I get any, err... "medicinal herbs" here? Or do I have to go around back?

  
  

  *grabs crate of Ho-Hos*
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-09-14 22:17:47

  Hey, cheap nail polish
  
  *grabs six bottles of nail polish and starts painting the store*
  
• [Deleted User]

  2012-09-14 22:20:48

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  Ooh, wanna do my nails?
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-09-14 22:22:45

  Security, aren't you supposed to be doing your job? You know, throwing me out because of vandalism?
  
  But, if you wants -starts painting security's fingers orange-
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-14 22:23:56

  
  

  hey, that security dude is kinda hot.
  
  
  Say mr. security, you doing anything this weekend, eh?
  
• [Deleted User]

  2012-09-14 22:34:29

  It's not always easy to protect the Princess...especially from herself.

  ^^ But how could I resist that glittery nail polish? It's hypnotizing...

  
  

  ^ Um...I think you're a little young for me...
• Obā-san

  2012-09-14 22:34:56

  
  

  Drat.
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-09-14 22:47:15

  The glitter is the best part
  
  *pours glitter glue all over security's hair*
  
• Misery

  2012-09-15 02:00:40

  The sadness will last forever.

  ooh, snacks!
  
• Justice4243

  2012-09-30 02:56:24 edited 2012-09-30 02:56:30

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Hello, I need to pick up a prescription, and this wine...four packs of cigarettes...

  
  

  No, just pick at random, please.

  
  

  This box of snickers...yes I NEED all those tampons, and diapers, and the toothpaste...

  
  

  
  

  You know what? This would go a lot better if you just shut the fuck up and go find my Vicodin.