Sum to mono

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 01:50:21

When one channel loves the other channel very much, they can do a special hug. When the stork (who lives high in the sky) notices their love, he blesses the DAW with a baby waveform that has an equal amount of the left and right channel in its own two channels. That's why baby waveforms look very much like the the two channels that loved each other enough to make the stork happy.

If the two channels engage in naughty hugging and there is phase cancellation, then the stork will descend upon them and peck the lower frequencies from their bodies. Their souls will be stricken from their waveforms, and they will be damned to the recycle bin where they will burn for eternity to repent for their unmatched sines.

Spacey · 2012-09-09 01:52:30

the inner workings of music confuse and terrify me.

Hexartes · 2012-09-09 01:52:40

When a mommy and a daddy love each other veeeeeeeeery much, they go to their rooms, strip naked, and pray together. When they finish their vigorous praying, Jesus comes and blesses the mommy with a baby.

However, if two daddies do this, rather than Jesus, a passerby ninja will come and stab them both.

Unknown · 2012-09-09 02:58:22

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Obā-san · 2012-09-09 03:05:57

Have you had sex?

Unknown · 2012-09-09 03:07:52

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Hexartes · 2012-09-09 03:15:39

I'm going to be a virgin forever and not by choice;_;

Unknown · 2012-09-09 03:19:08

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Hexartes · 2012-09-09 03:23:01

That's not what I meant either...

I'm not like, a sex crazed maniac or anything.

Unknown · 2012-09-09 03:26:11

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Hexartes · 2012-09-09 03:28:31

I was being semi-facetious.

Hexartes · 2012-09-09 03:29:26

I thought this ;_; face was the "facetious crying face."

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Tachyon · 2012-09-09 11:40:44

Frosty said:
I do not think that sex is an act of love at all, really. : ) It is gratification of physical lust, using someone else's body for personal enjoyment! Where is the love in that?? It is not a bad thing but it is not synonymous with love in my opinion.

Do you really think everybody is that selfish?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-09 12:55:18

Frosty said:
I
do not think that sex is an act of love at all, really. : ) It is
gratification of physical lust, using someone else's body for personal
enjoyment! Where is the love in that?? It is not a bad thing but it is
not synonymous with love in my opinion.

Your opinion is mostly wrong

Some people use other people's body for personal enjoyment but most dont.

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 13:14:00

This is gonna sound really corny, but the best thing about sex is making someone you love happy.

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Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:18:33

Of course not.

Snuggling is the best.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-09 15:19:26

If it were not physically pleasurable I doubt it would be such a popular activity.

I never said it wasn't physically pleasurable, I just said that for most people its about a shared enjoyment

lee4hmz · 2012-09-09 15:20:47

Dammit, Truant beat me to it. :P

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-09 15:29:31

Frosty said:
^^ Citation needed. : )

Have sex with someone you love

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:29:36

Can I get a lock here?

This is not what I wanted this thread to be at all.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-09 15:29:57

Frosty said:
^^ Citation needed. : )

You know there's many discussions where playing this card is valid but this is not one of them

but if you want rock solid proof, go look in the mirror

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:30:26

Mr. Truant said:
Can I get a lock here?

This is not what I wanted this thread to be at all.

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:30:36

Mr. Truant said:

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Can I get a lock here?

This is not what I wanted this thread to be at all.

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This is not what I wanted this thread to be at all.

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Can I get a lock here?

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Can I get a lock here?

This is not what I wanted this thread to be at all.

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Can I get a lock here?

This is not what I wanted this thread to be at all.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-09-09 15:31:00

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Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:33:07

Frosty said:
Truant I ruined your thread didn't I. >_> Really I'm sorry I did not mean to do this.

Yeah right.

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Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-09 15:34:29

Thread status: crashed and burned

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:34:33

I can have temper tantrums too.

sunn wolf · 2012-09-09 15:35:04

posting in a thread that is open

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:35:12

Corporal Forsythe said:
Thread status: crashed and burned

(*Graffiti everywhere*)

sunn wolf · 2012-09-09 15:35:43

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-09 15:36:12

so anyway I'm grilling kebabs with green bell peppers harvested from my own garden

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:36:14

µ-Ziq > Aphex Twin

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Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:36:25

Corporal Forsythe said:
so anyway I'm grilling kebabs with green bell peppers harvested from my own garden

Deelish.

sunn wolf · 2012-09-09 15:36:48

hey serious beak is actually pretty cool

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-09 15:37:37

Mr. Truant said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
so anyway I'm grilling kebabs with green bell peppers harvested from my own garden
Deelish.

and guess what I'm serving with those kebabs

THAT'S RIGHT

sunn wolf · 2012-09-09 15:37:37

how do you pronounce Baxwbakwalanuksiwé

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Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:38:46

Corporal Forsythe said:

Mr. Truant said:

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so anyway I'm grilling kebabs with green bell peppers harvested from my own garden
Deelish.
and guess what I'm serving with those kebabs

THAT'S RIGHT

But those are salty.

Obā-san · 2012-09-09 15:38:57

SunshineWerewolf said:
how do you pronounce Baxwbakwalanuksiwé

I have no clue.

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Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-09 15:40:05

Mr. Truant said:

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Corporal Forsythe said:
so anyway I'm grilling kebabs with green bell peppers harvested from my own garden
Deelish.
and guess what I'm serving with those kebabs

THAT'S RIGHT

But those are salty.

Yes. a bit (just a bit) actually aids in rehydration

sunn wolf · 2012-09-09 15:43:19

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iLY8auNImp

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