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sunn wolf · 2012-09-03 14:09:30

lee4hmz · 2012-09-03 14:10:23

LOL RICHMOND

Imipolex G · 2012-09-03 14:16:18

ew butts

Hexartes · 2012-09-03 14:32:10

Wait, where does he stab? Because an anus stab would hurt.

Obā-san · 2012-09-03 14:46:41

Tre · 2012-09-05 07:15:33

Gosh, lady. There's such a thing as too much Botox.

sunn wolf · 2012-09-05 09:41:46

SECOND IMPORTANT WARNING

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-05 09:45:00

HI, I'M CAVE JOHNSON AND THIS IS THE APERTURE JOURNALISM SOCIETY'S EVENING REPORT

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-05 09:45:24

well it could be worse

and be a suspicious fleshlight

lee4hmz · 2012-09-05 12:07:18

Oh lawdy. Be sure to dunk that thing in Clorox. :P

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-09-05 12:17:01

And le petit mort becomes le grand mort.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-09-05 14:09:51

That suspicious flashlight was a bomb, you know.

Imipolex G · 2012-09-05 14:11:00

It didn't even make back half of its production costs.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-09-05 14:13:34

IN A WORLD

WHERE ALKALINE COMES IN A SIZE D

Obā-san · 2012-09-05 14:23:46

PlutoniumFist said:
That suspicious flashlight was a bomb, you know.

Somebody set up us the flashlight.

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-09-05 22:27:55

Scramble all reporter!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-09-05 22:45:40

how are you gentlemen!

all your street are belong to us!

you have no chance to report to make your newscast!

sunn wolf · 2012-09-05 23:48:20

main news screen turn on

*screen reads SERIAL BUTT STABBER*

RocketRunner · 2012-09-06 00:03:23

Phoenix, ladies and gents!

Obā-san · 2012-09-06 00:14:16

I remember this whole story thing, dude like had a butt stabbing fetish.

creepy.

Anonus · 2012-09-06 00:17:05

I love her inadvertent expression of bewilderment.

Also I don't know why they had to go for puke-worthy graphics and that set background

Obā-san · 2012-09-06 00:20:31

Anonus said:
I love her inadvertent expression of bewilderment.

Also I don't know why they had to go for puke-worthy graphics and that set background

it was to complement the story about a person who stabbed people in the butt and got off to it so of course they are puke-worthy

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-09-06 00:27:03

^^^ The technical term for that is picquerism. It's a form of sexual sadism characterised by the fetishisation of stabbing as a sexual act. Several serial killers were picquerists, though all in all it's a pretty rare condition.

^^ The funny part is that she looks like she's been... well, butt-stabbed.

Anonus · 2012-09-06 00:27:04

...i must be out-of-touch; before this thread I had no idea the serial butt stabber existed

that is creepy.

sunn wolf · 2012-09-06 08:52:11

the womans face is at least as funny as the SERIAL BUTT STABBER graphic and thats what elevates it from 'weird news picture' to being a thing of near artistic beauty, imo

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Obā-san · 2012-09-06 12:48:28

Even if it is real, it is being stabbed in the butt. Not exactly slasher movie material.

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Tre · 2012-09-06 15:10:50

Basically like Gamzee after going off the handle then. Somewhere between scary and hilarious.

To be fair, making a "small cut in [his victims'] posterior" doesn't entirely count as stabbing but still, I guess it still is assault. And extremely odd.

Justice4243 · 2012-09-29 03:06:08

local news

wut r u doin

local news

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