While you were on vacation...

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-08-28 00:34:39

...Fox news was replaced by a 24-hour French Salsa-dancing channel, your home was occupied by a squatter, I accidentally crashed your car into the Niagara falls, and North Korea is now ruled by an unseen dictator referred to as a "pink horse" - it is uncertain if the inhabitants are confused, the ruler is confused, or we are being invaded by another universe.

Other than that, nothing new. So how was your vacation?

Obā-san · 2012-08-28 00:38:53

FANTASTIIIIIIIIIC!!!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-08-28 00:40:25

Jokes on you, I don't own a car! And I've never been on vacation in my life!

Obā-san · 2012-08-28 00:42:23

Jumpingzombie said:
Jokes on you, I don't own a car! And I've never been on vacation in my life!

Also this.

Unknown · 2012-08-28 01:21:34

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Yarrun XIX · 2012-08-28 16:42:45

Jokes on you, my car was stuck in the Niagara Falls waaaay before I went on vacation.

Tapioca Pudding · 2012-08-28 18:43:58

It's cool, we didn't lose nothing with Fox news, my house is already a squatter house, that old car failed inspection 4 years in a row and I was gonna junk it, and fuck yeah unicorns. My vacation? chill as fuck. ;)

Justice4243 · 2012-09-29 01:05:45

I haven't had a vacation in over five years.

Thankfully, I finally have some time booked.

You better keep that cats alive. They're calibrated to a specific weight to keep the house on solid ground after I started stockpiling helium.

Also, stay the fuck away from my helium reserve.

Like HELL I'm gonna be caught with my pants down when the Kaiser launches is blimp attack on America!

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