Let's Play Pokemon Genesis!

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    Oh, hello there pesky tree! Now how do I get by you...?

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    WOULD I!?

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    If it was real life, I'd just squeeze by it. But as we all know, in Pokemon world, humans are actually invisible cubes with people painted on them!

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    I wish she failed at this. I really, really do

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    Ok, wait, if you have business to attend to that isn't at the lab, then why the hell did you come this way IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

    Now, to enter the lab and:

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    For an old guy, you sure get around a lot

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    Could I possibly what?

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    Oh no

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    No no no no NO!

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    NO! GOD NO!

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    PLEASE GOD NO!

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    *Office Theme*

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    What? No! YOU get out of MY way!

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    ...The fucker shoved me

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    SHUT UP OAK I'M TALKING TO YOUR GRANDSON WHO IS UNDERCOVER!

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    Even if you're not, you're certainly up there if you're willing to shove somebody onto the cold, hard floor ;~;

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    It was totally to help give him a sponge bath

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    Fine. Your loss, Oak. I give BITCHIN' sponge baths. But now you'll never know

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    What's in it for me?

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    I keep expecting him to force himself on Oak and have some sweaty boy on old guy sex...

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    Poor Oak. He's forgetting his apostrophes in his old age!

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    I have no jokes for this one. It's just... The PokeDex scene. Nothing special about it =/

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    You do that...

    Prick

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    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

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    He's like Barry, but actually your douche grandson in disguise

    ...Wait

    Barry
    Gary

    ...I'm going to keep an eye on this guy...

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    I have a weird feeling that I'm going to find you viciously murdered

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    That took far longer than I thought it would

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    We're already going through a lot of images, so I'm just going to cut to the point here

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    And now OFF TO CAPTURE A TAILLOW!

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    WHY DO OLD MEN LIKE TO HARASS ME!?

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    No

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    All right. See you then

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    Meet Chirps

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    ...Thank god I got a flying type. Smaug would be SCREWED in here!

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    Do I need to slap a ho?

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    Oh, I'm SOOO scared

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    What happened to the old one...?

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    Too late. I'm already at the point of assuming that you killed him and those flowers are growing on top of his body

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    Yeah. Cute

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    Next post... BATTLE TIME!

    Because this post is already excessively long
  • >quadrillions of pictures

    son, are you trying to make me look bad.

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    ~GYM BATTLE~

    Leader: Ivy
    Type: Grass
    Hobbies: Killing old people and burying them under her gym

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    BRING IT!

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    YEAH! CHIRPS KNOWS NO FEAR!

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    EAT PECK!

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    :< Hey, no fair, I'm supposed to be wiping the floor with you!

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    Yeah, that was a little close for comfort :<

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    Yeah, I think she's going to be dead pretty fast. Why?

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    Fuck yeah psychic antlions from Hell!

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    ...I hate you and your Growth-Boosted Magical Leaf

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    EAT PECK!

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    Really though, was there any doubt?

    Yes

    Shut up

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    Don't play dumb with me. Now dig up the body and turn yourself in!

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    Fun fact! Due to the altering of TMs and how the TM lists were not touched, Smaug can learn Magical Leaf!

    ...Where he gets the leaves from, I have no fucking clue

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    Wow she has a set of lungs on her
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    ^^ Yes

    Yes I am
  • ...Where he gets the leaves from, I have no fucking clue

    He eats cabbage first.

    ^^ Yes
    Yes I am

    You lack my experience in the field of screencapping! >:O

    /has none


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    ^ Yes, but you lack psychic antlions from Hell!

    Gator: I like Chikorita

    But I swear to god

    If a route has Totodile/Croconaw/Feraligatr

    Just vote for something else

    As I am catching one no matter what
  • Catch a Totodile and name it Skald so I can revisit my childhood.

    ^ Yes, but you lack psychic antlions from Hell!

    You lack Kung-Fu Kicking Bug People.
  • edited 2012-08-17 21:05:10
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    ^ Psychic is super effective against Fighting :3
  • psychic antlions from Hell > Kung-Fu Kicking Bug People


    just sayin
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    ^ Hell, I think the only change I'll make is adding Psychic to the Trapinch line's TM list just to keep up the theme
  • edited 2012-08-17 21:09:25
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    Gator: I like Chikorita

    But I swear to god

    If a route has Totodile/Croconaw/Feraligatr

    Just vote for something else

    As I am catching one no matter what

    Sounds like a fair deal. Perhaps even an excellent deal.
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    Still wondering how I'll get Espeon if the option comes up

    Maybe adjust things slightly so Eevee evolves into Espeon and Leafeon is self contained somewhere in a single patch of grass where the Eevee are so mutated that they just breed more Leafeon?

    *shrugs*

    Eh, it will be a non issue if you guys tell me you don't want an Espeon (Especially since we have a psychic antlion)
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    Oh, and since nobody chose for Verric Canyon, I'm getting an Aipom

    Sound ok?
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    Thank god Gym leaders have unique movesets for their Pokemon

    Roselia only knows Water Gun and Slam
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    ...And Regirock knows Constrict, Acid, Ingrain, Confuse Ray, Amnesia, Ancient Power, Stockpile, Spit Up, and Swallow?

    ...Not sure if I should fix...
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    XD GROUDON ONLY LEARNS SPLASH AT FOUR DIFFERENT LEVELS!
  • edited 2012-08-17 21:27:03
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Regirock has Lileep and Cradily's moveset. I have no idea who Groudon's moveset comes from. 

    I would ask how this happened, but that would be about as successful asking how most other things in this game happened.
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    Well, I am noticing a theme that after a new moveset, each Pokemon afterwards has the same one but a few less, until eventually there are no moves, then the cycle begins again
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    Did a bit of sleuthing

    If a Pokemon has no learnset, it borrows the one from the Pokemon after it (...Which meant Vibrava could learn Psybeam...)

    Also Judgement and Shadow Force are just renamed versions of Luster Purge and Mist Ball. Going to have to edit that so that they make sense...
  • Luster Purge is best move name.
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    There. Since their effects aren't in the effect database, Judgement is now a ??? type move that has a 100% chance of cause Freezing, Paralysis, or Burning (So it's become a suped up Tri Attack that isn't resisted by anything). With Arceus being ??? and the attack having 100 base power... Yeah

    Shadow Force is a two turn move that hits through protect (there was a checkbox for that). I couldn't find the option that made it only a charge move, so I had to choose high flinch chance
  • edited 2012-08-18 02:50:31
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    I almost don't want to change Marshtomps... it looks like an attempt at Gallade's moveset:

    Levels
    1 Confusion
    1 Teleport
    1 Double Team
    1 Faint Attack
    1 Leaf Blade
    6 Confusion
    10 Double Team
    12 Teleport
    17 Fury Cutter
    22 Slash
    25 Swords Dance
    31 Psybeam
    36 Helping Hand
    39 Vital Throw
    45 False Swipe
    50 Protect
    53 Cross Chop

    I mean, come on, psychic, teleporting, sword wielding mud fish!
  • ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗
    I'll continue the LP once I have all the movesets fixed (to account for trainers x.x)
  • So at one point does it stop being an Let's Play and starts being a Let's Debug?
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    It's all part of the experience

    ...Also, I am making this ROM available after cleaning up to anybody else here who wants to play but not put up with the bullshit
  • thank you I was gonna ask for it
  • Fun fact! Due to the altering of TMs and how the TM lists were not touched, Smaug can learn Magical Leaf!

    ...Where he gets the leaves from, I have no fucking clue
    Magical Leaf

    Magical

    It's Magic.
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    ^ ...Maybe I should teach him it then instead of saving it
  • "it's magic, I don't need to explain it"
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    ...Bah, he's a psychic ant lion. He probably makes leaves out of psychic energy!
  • edited 2012-08-25 21:56:50
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    A new update should come tomorrow

    I decided to add a few things to the hack (clean up moves to remove duplicate attacks, of course, giving Shiftry Icy Wind (based on a dex entry - you need to use a Move Relearner) and Ludicolo Teeter Dance (once again, Move Relearner)). On Surskit right now, and I'm wondering:

    Should I make Masquerain Water/Bug with Levitate, Water/Bug with Intimidate, Water/Bug with both abilities, or just leave it as is?
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    Also, how do I extract a patch from this?
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    I take that as a maybe?
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    ...GAH I WANT TO KILL THIS GUY!

    HE PUT AT LEAST ONE EXTRA EEVEE IN THE DEX! AND REPLACED ARMALDO FOR IT! AND MADE CRADILY EVOLVE INTO ANORITH!

    NOW I NEED TO SEE IF THE DAMN ARMALDO SPRITE WAS REPLACED, AND IF SO, TRY TO FIND THE DAMN SPRITE AND PUT BACK THE ARMALDO ONE!

    WHAT THE HELL!?

    >.< Fuck it. I am going to restore normal Eeveelutions (moon and sun stone since Fire Red), TRACKING DOWN EACH TRAINER AND AREA FOR 4TH GENS THAT DON'T APPEAR SO I DON'T END UP REPLACING A CRUCIAL ONE, and then and ONLY then will I replace one with an altered Eevee that will be given as a gift or some shit and THAT one can turn into the god damn Leafeon/Glaceon!
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    Ok fuck that that's hundreds of trainers and no fuck no

    Screw it

    Imma just go by audience suggestion

    WHO GETS THE BOOT FOR A FREAK EEVEE!?

    Roserade
    Weavile
    Magnezone
    Rhyperior
    Electivire
    Magmortar
    Togekiss
    Porygon Z
    Gallade
    Dusknoir
    Riolu
    Lucario (I'LL KILL EITHER OF THE TWO! JUST BECAUSE THIS MOD IS DRIVING ME TO IT!)

    Leaving the fossil bros (Shieldon/Cranidos) as replacing any of the Pokemon in their lines defeats the purpose

    And of course, we could just kill off Glaceon and Leafeon and I could put in my own damn Fakemon or whatever because at this point I want to burn everything and may even add a spot filled with Level 1 Paras so I can attack them all with some sort of freakish Fire Type Magikarp that is level 100 and knows Sacred Fire and has max special attack because WHY THE HELL NOT IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THIS GOD DAMN MESS!

    Tune in next time to Let's Play: Icalasari's Fragile Sanity and Patience!
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    Ok, instead of dealing with this mess anymore, I decided to ask a hack community if there is a better patch, and if not, what I should be expecting in terms of damage control

    I mean, geez...
  • Please note that being a hack community, they will probably just laugh at you for not knowing how to do it yourself. I feel you deserve fair warning.
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    Oh right I have a Let's Play
  • I Found a version that is 100% legit you can download it at mediafire.com i created an account just to tell you about this and this is amazing that i could possibly help people.   8P
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    Ok, I'm going to revive this in a few days

    Because now I'm calm enough

    ...Still adding the fucking Magikarp of Death and the Paras death zone maybe
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    fucking Magikarp of Death and the Paras death zone

    You have my attention, good sir.
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