NO. 1 U.S.A DRY CLEANERS
FUCK YES!
HOLY SHIT, Imagine the staggering competition! All the dry cleaners across our FUCKING HUGE ASS COUNTRY and We have the NO. 1 U.S.A. DRY CLEANERS right FUCKING HERE!
Open 12 goddamn hours every weekday, 8 hours on Saturday, SUNDAY CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING GREATNESS OF THIS PLACE.
Need starch? THEY GOT SOME HEAVY STARCH UP IN THIS BITCH, THEY WILL STARCH YOUR CLOTHES INTO THE SECOND FUCKING DIMENSION!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, Wedding Gowns, alterations, mother fucking draperies, wedding gowns, ALL IN A SINGLE DAY. HELLS YEAH!
Concerned about the environment!? SO ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. They well press your shirts ALL WHILE GIVING MOTHER NATURE A SENSUAL MESSAGE!
You say you don't have TIME for dry cleaning, or some shit?! JUST THROW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AT THEM! THEY ARE SET UP WITH A DRIVE THROUGH SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CAR. THEY ARE THE FUCKING MCDONALDS OF DRY CLEANING.
If you're READY for a fucking MIND BLOWING dry cleaner experience, then drop your pants and jacket off here, mother fuckers!
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis