ITT: We smugly debate things smugly(DON'T TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY)
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You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth. Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average Heaper. There are many who far surpass me.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I mean seriously, first off, how do you expect to walk into a debate with such a flawed epistemic framework without being laughed out of the room? I suggest brushing up on your Wittgenstein before even thinking about entering a conversation like this again. Second, google "Military-Industrial Complex" and then get back to me.
As for you critics? I was a nationally competitive online debater for 10 years as a kid - practiced 6 hours a day, 6-7 days a week- so I know what a good argument is. It takes years of training to get computer and poster to this level. It's not something you can do if you're a beta-male watching children's cartoons in footie pajamas from your parents' basement.
But thanks for playing.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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Well, at least I'm not a commie bastard!
I was killing commie nazi bastards when your mother was in junior high school
2: If your opponent attempts to redirect the discussion to an argument wherein he or she is right and you are wrong, stop him or her from doing so and bring the discussion back to your topic.
3: If your opponent attempts to redirect the discussion at all, berate him or her for changing the subject and avoiding the issue.
4: Make sure to have lots of people who agree with you to support your views.
5: These people should dog-pile on your opponent.
6: In the event that your opponent says something foolish, silly, wrong, dumb, or illogical, harp on and on about it, quote the statement, and begin a dogpile based on that. Never let that statement be forgotten.
7: Should your opponent attempt to harp on something foolish, silly, wrong, dumb, or illogical you said, berate him or her for getting off-topic and oversimplifying the issue.
8: Should your opponent actually make a valid point, goad him or her into screaming and ranting so the mods will delete the derail, starting from said valid point.
9: Should your opponent attempt to goad you into screaming or ranting, call the mods so he gets in trouble and you are shown to be reasonable.
10: If your opponent starts to win the argument, change the subject.
11: If your opponent attempts to return to the argument he or she was winning, berate him or her for derailing the thread into being about his or her private issue.
12: If your opponent attempts to reopen an argument that you have won, act annoyed and groan that you have already talked about that.
13: Reopen any arguments that you lost until you win them, and then refuse to return to that topic.
14: When you do it, it is called interpreting the meaning behind the words.
15: When your opponent does it, it is called twisting your words and strawmanning.
16: When in doubt, point out all grammar, syntax, or spelling flaws that your opponent makes.
17: Should your opponent attempt to do the same to you, berate him or her for being a pedantic grammar nazi.
18: When you have no point to make, confuse the argument by extrapolating on the meaning of certain crucial words (yes, but what does socialism mean? You seem to have a different definition of the word than I do).
19: Berate your opponent for having a personal dictionary and going back on what he or she totally meant.
20: Should your opponent attempt to do the same to you, berate him or her for confusing the issue and trying to define what your statement means in whatever way fits his or her needs.
21: Gloat.