ITT: You're Not The Boss Of Me

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• Imipolex G

  2012-07-30 22:22:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *listens to They Might Be Giants*
  
• Spacey

  2012-07-30 22:22:51

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -writes angstpoem-
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-30 22:24:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Guys, you're doing it WRONG

  
  

  We have to stick it to the man

  
  

  *begins crossing while "DONT WALK" flashes*
• AlirozTheConfused

  2012-07-30 22:24:12

  Never be with0ut a Hat!

  (2010 self)

  Wears a hat in school despite rules.
  
• Spacey

  2012-07-30 22:24:52

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -sets city hall on fire-

  am i doing it right
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-30 22:25:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *holds unconventional opinions*
  
• Spacey

  2012-07-30 22:26:11

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -holds counterintuitive opinions-
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-30 22:27:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *crosses police line*
• Spacey

  2012-07-30 22:29:23

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -stands in front of tanks-
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-30 22:30:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *sells Corn Flakes on a Sunday*
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-30 22:32:45

  -picks nose-
  
  -in front of da PRESIDENT-
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-07-30 22:33:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  *burns down the temple of Artemis*
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-30 22:35:05

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  (takes everyone to Tykogi Tower)
• Spacey

  2012-07-30 22:35:37

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -sets all the other posters on fire-
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-30 22:37:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *sells Sonichu figurines without the express permission of Christian Weston Chandler*
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-30 22:37:16

  -pees on the fire-
  
  -draws on the walls with markers-
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-30 22:37:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *draws boobs on official government forms*
  
• Unknown

  2012-07-31 01:11:56

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• Tre

  2012-07-31 03:00:09 edited 2012-07-31 03:03:11

  
  

  -skates in a mine field, dies-
• Füschlatz

  2012-07-31 03:06:40 edited 2012-07-31 03:07:15

  
  

  (hijacks a military radio station, takes the microphone)
  
  Yes, no, maybe, I don't know.
  Can you repeat the question?
  
  You're not the boss of me now!
  You're not the boss of me now!
  You're not the boss of me now,
  And you're not so big!
  
  Life is unfair.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-07-31 03:12:54

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Erik Per Sullivan was in Wendigo, where he plays the most boring kid ever.

  
  

  So much wasted potential...
• Tre

  2012-07-31 03:14:11

  
  

  Füschlatz said:

  (hijacks a military radio station, takes the microphone)
  
  Yes, no, maybe, I don't know.
  Can you repeat the question?
  
  You're not the boss of me now!
  You're not the boss of me now!
  You're not the boss of me now,
  And you're not so big!
  
  Life is unfair.
  

  >that feel when you immediately get a reference to a show you sorta-barely remember
  
  :)
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-07-31 03:19:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  wat show
• Tre

  2012-07-31 03:21:29

  
  

  Malcolm in the Middle, a Fox sitcom starring Frankie Muniz.
• Misery

  2012-07-31 13:21:40

  The sadness will last forever.

  I loved that show!
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-07-31 14:34:22

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Dang. You people beat me to the TMBG reference, which is also a Malcolm in the Middle reference.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-31 16:43:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Funny; I had that song playing in my head the whole time since like 30 seconds after I made the thread.

  
  

  Either way: *goes 2 miles over speed limit*
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 17:18:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *reads books*
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-07-31 17:19:44 edited 2012-07-31 17:20:26

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  (races camels on the highway)
• Justice4243

  2012-07-31 17:34:03

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  *plays his music too loud.*
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-31 17:38:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *violates gender norms*
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 17:49:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *wears a pink dress*
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-31 17:49:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *steals the pink dress*
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 17:49:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *goes around in the nude*
  
• Spacey

  2012-07-31 18:01:30

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -turns a serious business meeting into a DANCE PARTY-
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-31 18:56:38

  -leaves the water running when not using it-
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-31 18:57:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *steals the PARDAY BUS*
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-31 19:02:31

  -puts tacks on the roads to stop da thief-
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-07-31 19:04:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *goes off the road*
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-07-31 19:05:29

  -turns on the sprinklers-
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 19:51:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *rushes into the Louvre and throws acid in the Mona Lisa's face. Opens zoos, insane asylums, prisons, bursts water mains with air hammers, chops the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoots out lighthouses, files elevator cables to one thin wire, turns sewers into the water supply, throws sharks and stingrays, electric eels and candiru into swimming pools, in nautical costume rams the Queen Mary full speed into New York Harbor, plays chicken with passenger planes and buses, rushes into hospitals in a white coat carrying saws and axes and scalpels three feet long, throws paralytics out of iron lungs, administers injections with bicycle pumps, disconnects artificial kidneys, saws a woman in half with a two-man surgical saw, drives herds of squealing pigs into the Ka'bah, shits on the floor of the United Nations and wipes ass with treaties, pacts, alliances*
  
• Justice4243

  2012-07-31 21:03:06

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  *J-walks*
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 21:03:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  jaywalks
• Justice4243

  2012-07-31 21:03:57

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Maybe, I walk in a "j" pattern.

  
  

  YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 21:06:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well...I walk in an L pattern, like a chess knight
  
• Spacey

  2012-07-31 21:07:47

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  checkmate
• AlirozTheConfused

  2012-07-31 21:12:17

  Never be with0ut a Hat!

  (2010 self)

  Murders people, destroys the companies of Google and Apple, deletes Facebook.
  
• Spacey

  2012-07-31 21:13:59

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  -googles ATC on facebook on an iphone-
• AlirozTheConfused

  2012-07-31 21:28:05

  Never be with0ut a Hat!

  (2010 self)

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  
  -commits suicide-
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-07-31 21:37:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *uses necromancy to bring ATC back to life*