The staff on this website is suppressing free speech! This is America; I should be allowed to be a huge douchebag to all and be able to spam the forum constantly!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Wait...does that mean Vriskozzy is reading all my edits as if they're from Eridan, too?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm bored. Let's let AU and Seamus edit the posts instead.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I have been posting here less the past few days. I don't know why.
...We haven't done our anorak thing in a while. Let's do the anorak thing!
Giuseppe Marco Fieschi really wanted King Louis Philippe of France dead as a doornail. It would be his revenge on society for unjustly sentencing him to 10 years in prison--well, unless you consider all that stealing and forging he did to be some sort of crime. But like all assassins, he knew he'd get only one shot. So he decided to make the most of that shot--by taking 20 guns and fusing them together into an "infernal machine," just like a supervillain ... who had failed Imagination Time in kindergarten. But hey, at least he was bound to hit something, right?
On July 28, 1835, he took his 20-barreled Death-o-Matic and aimed it down at the boulevard du Temple, where King Louis was about to cross the street accompanied by his sons and staff. As soon as they were in his various lines of fire, Fieschi set the machine off, exploding bullets all over the place. He somehow missed his intended target--Louis and his children were only grazed by the hail of bullets--but he did manage to hit a very large number of people, including himself (why he taped that one gun on backward, we'll never understand).
[Except in my dream I was a bus driver who used a 36-barreled gun to defend my bus. -Seamus]
Fieschi ended up with severe injuries from the explosion, which prevented him from fleeing the scene while twirling his mustache and muttering "Blast!" But Louis, to Fieschi's surprise, made sure no expense was spared in saving the man's life. Fieschi decided to take advantage of this opportunity to finger every last one of his accomplices, confident that he would be pardoned, since the king had done so much to save him already. He ended up being even more surprised when he was sentenced to death by guillotine, for attempting to murder the king with something a 12-year-old would draw in his Five Star.
[I ended up shooting a hitchhiker by mistake. -Seamus]
Comments
[Then I'll just have to edit it so it can be edited! :D --CA]
[Nah, things with "Try me" written on the box always have dead batteries when you get them home. --CA]
[-NNNNNNNNNN --CA]
HAHAH
I AM ABOVE THE LAW
*moons CA*
[Jumpingzombie was removed from the Member role and added to the Mega-Banned role --CA]
[Ooh, sounds like fun! --CA]
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
[ ;_; --CA]
[The Ke$ha song? --CA]
[ :D --CA]
[Huge 8itch --CA]
[Ewww... --CA]
[Aw, thanks! You're nice too! --CA]
[Gnaw on this! --CA]
[Hmm...sounds like a plan to me! --CA]
[H3H3H3 --C4]
[I'm running out of ideas now...Let's give someone else mod powers and let them have a go. --CA]
[Lucas was added to the Gnawderator role --CA]
[Eww, Comic Sans...Also ugly colors. --CA]
[Not even Eridan? --CA]
[DO IT --CA]
[MAKE ME! --CA]
[That's why I only play on expert --CA]
['Cause that's no good --CA]
[Well then I'll just have to sign them some other way! --Central]
[Aisle 7 --CA]
[Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no! --CA]
[ *explodes* --Central]
[That would be in the fiction section. First floor, on the left side from the entrance. --CA]
[Ah, the music section. Second floor, on the right. --CA]
[Then we'll have to put a block on his card until he pays for a replacement copy --CA]
(*stares back* - Anonus)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(DUN DUN DUN - Anonus)
(D: - Anonus)
(I don't know, what is it? - Anonus)
(What colors? - Anonus)
You're taking a pretty big risk announcing that
I'm just saying, it's a little dicey
(DICE DICE DICE - Anonus)
{I just realized I could do that. -Seamus}
(Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun - Anonus)
And I thought you were going to edit it or something, and the boredom was momentary.
[I considered editing it, but then the thread wouldn't be bumped and you wouldn't see my reply --CA]
...We haven't done our anorak thing in a while. Let's do the anorak thing!
After I finally fucking shower, that is.
["Sweaty-Androgyne"...? That's a new one. Also I'm gonna go shower now. -CA]
[I had a dream like this once. -Seamus]
[Except in my dream I was a bus driver who used a 36-barreled gun to defend my bus. -Seamus]
[I ended up shooting a hitchhiker by mistake. -Seamus]
[Too bad Clocky! Also, I know your real name now - CA]
This Post was edited by Central Avenue at 2:07 am