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The Trash Heap Jail

AnonusAnonus
edited 2011-03-23 22:03:00 in General
That's right, you don't pay up, you're comin' here!

No candy allowed!
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2011-03-23 22:08:43
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    >No candy allowed!

    I thought the Constitution prohibited cruel and unusual punishment...
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh do you think I'd ever be so cruel as to put you in jail?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I'm above the law? Neat!

    *takes candy from baby*
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well I meant this jail. I don't think stealing candy is against the "law" here.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, right. Well, I seem to be here anyway.

    Oh, I must be the corrections officer! Now where'd I put my torture implements...
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *smacks CA on the wrist*

    No torture!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not even a little?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ugh, what kind?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know. I was expecting you to say no and have the real corrections officers escort me out.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I was going to say no anyway, but I still wanted to see how one could torture a person "a little".
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (For someone "obsessed" with torture, I don't really know much about it.)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You'll never take me alive, coppahs!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *dispatches Candy Valley PD, who apparently have some kind of universal jurisdiction*
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well torture is painful and usually used to interrogate...?

    (Also you seem to have a sexual interest in pain, but whatever)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (Well, more a sexual interest in causing other people pain than experiencing it myself, but that's another topic)
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So, how about that Candy Valley PD?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just got a message from the Chief. He kindly requested that you stop eating all their licorice handcuffs.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But I hate licorice!

    ...That's it...
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Did someone say SEXUAL PAIN? Then I changed my mind. Arrest me now.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Can't. Somepony ate all the handcuffs.

    But don't worry, we've got our best detectives on it. I think.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But which detectives?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The effective ones, of course.
  • Devil MorganDevil Morgan
    Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    There is no sex in here.

    I am the sad.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yeah, well you're a giant perv.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well well, CA, it's jail time!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hmm...I suppose using Princess Magic to try to escape would only result in harsher sentencing?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes.

    Come on, it's only for an hour or two!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *sigh* Fine then.

    Do I at least get to watch Jeopardy?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes, we have free cable in here. Problem is, the only channels you can watch are owned by/affiliated with ABC Inc.

    And seeing as how Trash Heap Jail is in the middle of fucking nowhere, we have to pipe in WABC.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Where is the Trash Heap jail, anyway? I mean, I know it's an undisclosed top-secret location, but I figure if I ask nicely you might disclose it.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Then that defeats the point of it being in an undisclosed location.

    But I will disclose a hint: it's not the same undisclosed location Dick Cheney ran off to.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If you tell me the location, I'll let you eat the rear wall of the Candy Valley Public Library!
    And then call in a helicopter team to come bust me out
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    45 minutes!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hope this 2 hours of jail time doesn't hurt my chances of re-election.

    Aw, who am I kiddin'? Of course I'll be re-elected. I always run unopposed, you see, because who wants to be the mayor of a municipality made of sugar?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Less than 20 left!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    OK you're free!

    (Not quite two hours but whatever)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay!

    ...

    Now what?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Don't frame me again!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fine, fine!

    ...not even a little?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2011-04-01 02:28:47
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In that case, wait here; I have to go un-plant some evidence I mean, buy a coffee.
  • thespacephantomthespacephantom
    RANDOM THREAD, ARISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
  • BoneyBoney
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    HA HA, I just stole a car! *Drives off*
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Loid is now a wanted Criminal.
  • PlutoniumFistPlutoniumFist
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Quick, set up a dragnet.
  • BoneyBoney
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I'm bad to the bone.
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Whelp.


  • BoneyBoney
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I am crossing state borders.
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    I just spit on the sidewalk.
  • thespacephantomthespacephantom
    I shot the sheriff.
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