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ITT: Sophie's Cafe

Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
edited 2012-07-01 23:00:15 in General
Immanuel Kant, Georg Hegel, and John McTaggart are baristas at a coffee house managed by Friedrich Nietzsche.

Customer #1: "I'd like a large salted caramel latte,"

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"Will you buy enough for everyone?"

Customer #2: "I'll take a medium triple shot double whip non-fat non-sugar raspberry mocha."

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"...!"

Nietzsche comes out and sees Kant making lattes

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"Are these for women? Remember to hold the whip!"

A customer walks in the door two minutes before closing

"Can I get a quick medium cappuccino?"

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"There's no time!"

Comments

  • Obā-sanObā-san

    (*Groan*)
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm guessing this means my sword is enough?
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Local rowdy Karl Marx walks in

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    "Stop that!"
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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