Fetishes

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• Anonus

  2011-08-23 03:03:24 edited 2011-08-23 03:05:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  SUPERMAN
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-23 03:08:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  111111
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-23 03:09:06 edited 2011-08-23 03:09:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  AU has a thing for muscular guys in spandex. Noted.
  
• Anonus

  2011-08-23 03:12:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  No I do not.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-23 03:13:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I imagine you saw that joke coming.
  
• Haven

  2011-08-23 03:15:32

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  One of the most awkward moments ever: in public, someone tried a word-association thing on me, told me they'd say a word and I would just say the first thing that came to mind. It went exactly like this:

  
  

  "girls"

  "BATMAN"

  
  

  I remember I analysed that on the subway ride later, came to some conclusions about my relationship with sexuality which seemed deep and profound at the time, but in hindsight it's probably just because I'd binged on Batman Beyond earlier and it was saturating my brain so much it would've been the response to anything.
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-23 03:16:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Batman is lesbians.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-23 03:25:16 edited 2011-08-23 03:25:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  BATMAN:
• Misery

  2012-01-23 12:11:26

  The sadness will last forever.

  Lesbians? Where?
  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-23 12:13:42

  
  

  I thought Vanilla disapproved of this sorta thing. :/
  
• Viani

  2012-01-23 12:15:46

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I think it's only explicit sexual content. As long as no pictures, links to explicit sites etc are gone on about, and the discussions are kept away from the "I fantasized about a 6 year old catboy maid giving me a blowjob" stuff then discussion of lewd things are okay.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-23 12:20:13

  
  

  Ah, Chuggles.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-23 12:20:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Thread was a joke, but if you guys wanna talk about that stuff it's fine with me.
  
• Gelzo

  2012-01-23 12:23:23

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  @Haven: That's sort of why I don't think word association gives valuable insights in general.
• Anonus

  2012-01-23 12:24:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^(Admin Hat On)
  
  Yeah, don't. Keep it to PMs, please.
  
  (Admin Hat Off)
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-23 12:26:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Aw, Anonus, you're no fun.
  
• Gelzo

  2012-01-23 12:27:42

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  You heard him. Don't keep it to PMs.
• Viani

  2012-01-23 12:40:42

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  So this one time I was all like "I'm going to bake the fuck out of your cake" and this girl was like "oh my, you're making me blush" and then I pushed her against the wall, and "baked her a cake" until she was drooling. It was a very good cake.
  
• Tanya

  2012-01-23 13:07:49

  Pizza Dog

  I never knew Tnoph was Princess Peach.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-23 13:18:42

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  
  Is this kind of Fetishism okay?
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-23 13:22:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yeah, it is.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-23 14:12:32

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  It was midnight at the Sana Academy, and I was settling in my room getting ready to sleep. Then Tera came in. She had a pair of socks in her hands, and she was approaching me very slowly. I asked her what was wrong, and why she wasn't in her own dorm room. "I want to pet you..." she called out, climbing onto my bed and pulling me close, stroking my hair with her hands.
  
  "Your hair is so pettable, Tina." She said to me, wrapping soft strands of it in her fingers, as she continued to brush it softly with her hand. "You don't like this...do you..." She pulled her hand away, but I quickly grabbed it before she stood up and tried to leave.
  
  "Please don't stop." I beckoned to her, and a light smile appeared on her face as he put her hand on my head again, making my scalp tingle with pleasure. "Do you like it when I put my hand here?" I shivered with joy and nodded. "Yes, please pet me more." I called out, like a sick desperate comb-lover I was, as she stroked my silky hair with her soft hands, making me tingle and warm up inside, as I took heavy breaths.
  
  "I want to try something different..." she said, grabbing a brush from my drawer. "I-I don't know if I'm ready for that..." I weakly called out, attempting to create a facade to protect myself with, only to have her cuddle my head. "I want to brush your sexy hair Tina..." she said, pulling the comb through my locks as I whimpered and cried out. "Please don't go so fast, or I might.."
  
  She lightly giggled, combing my hair with much diligence, breaking my resistance as I reached my peak "My hair! It's so soft! Ahhhh!" I cried out, as I felt my scalp suddenly lighten and I fell limp into her arms, as she cuddled my head and played with my bangs. "Your hair is so beautiful..." she said to me, setting me to bed and putting my brush away as she vanished back into the dormitory hallway.
  
• DickGrabrod

  2012-01-23 20:45:33

  I like seeing women sit on cakes.
• Viani

  2012-01-23 20:53:42

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  You know what's so kinky? Girls using Typewriters. oooooooooo~
  
• Tanya

  2012-01-23 22:29:47

  Pizza Dog

  Men wearing Snorkels.
  
  
• Viani

  2012-01-23 22:32:50

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Men working at Allstate with a Black Stapler on the left side of their desk. Gets me every time.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-23 22:33:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Girls headbanging to Metallica.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-23 22:34:21

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Girls being 5'2''
  
• Tanya

  2012-01-23 22:35:34

  Pizza Dog

  There was a very handsome man who wanted my name, he would pester and bother and just outright whine for it.
  
  I gave it to him, for one reason.
  
  He asked..... a question...
  
  WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU, HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO?
  
• Viani

  2012-01-23 22:36:04

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Why, I'm Gardevoir sir. How do you do?
  
• Tanya

  2012-01-23 22:37:35

  Pizza Dog

  I am not that sir, that sir has dumped me for another.
  
  
  
• Viani

  2012-01-23 22:50:08

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Forgive me
  
• Tanya

  2012-01-23 22:53:43

  Pizza Dog

  It is quite alright,
  
  The passing was short.