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  • The sadness will last forever.
    LET'S GO EAT, HUH?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Eat babies
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    WAVE O' BABIES
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    staple sauce
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    books are dumb, i only read TV
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hay is that that robot from the nintendo
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    robots are dumb, i only betray humanity to our new alien overlords
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    tumut
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAW HAW
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I can count to FOUR
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    that's impossible

    if there was such a thing as FOUR, wouldn't we have learned how to count to FOUR?
  • edited 2012-08-27 19:14:57
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    you know what

    i think you're all just jealous of my success as a famous actor
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    did YOU ever get 5,000 shiny acting trophies

    i thought not
  • I don't think anyone has gotten that many for acting.

    Unless you bought them all at an award's shop.
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Teach the controversy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was made from bubblegum.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    We've been attacked, by the intelligent, cultured portion of our population.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fortunately, they are so few in number that we are in no real danger.
  • edited 2012-08-27 19:42:35
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THEW HEOSLE WOR
  • The sadness will last forever.
    SHU SHU SHU HOOT HOOT HOOT!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
    I'm not sure how you came to that Conclsudfl
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    KIRKE-GAARD 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Unless you bought them all at an award's shop.

    ...i still have more awards
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    And because when you stop thinking about the Weeping Angels, Candle Jack
    kidnaps you and forces you to watch a rickroll while the yo dog guy
    takes a potato and eats it and boils it, mashes it, and sticks it in a
    stew who is making chocolate pudding at five in the morning because he's
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROLL of his precious little life and wonders what
    is love, and the baby doesn't hurt you because the goggles do nothing to
    block you watching the rickroll and then Chuck Norris gets beaten up by
    Segata Sanshiro which makes the pokey move fast enough to stop the baby
    from hurting you, and then once stew delivers the chocolate pudding to
    the pokeyed baby he loses controll of his life and loses his potatoes,
    so Candle Jack has to make another stew and so he's gonna need more rope
    which he must steal from pedobear an
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tits or gtfo
  • But mom deleted all the tits. There are none left.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    download some more with TitTorrent
  • The sadness will last forever.
    boob times
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SpongeBob Time
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i sell my novels on airport bookstalls

    do YOU sell your novels on airport bookstalls
  • No, but all my novels get the Pulitzer Prize
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    yeah well i've never ever even heard of your novels

    and the pulitzer prize is for journalism anyways
  • edited 2012-08-27 21:07:21
    The Pulitzer Prizeplay /ˈpʊlɨtsər/[1] is a U.S. award for achievements in newspaper and online journalism, literature and musical composition. It was established in 1917 by provisions in the will of American (Hungarian-born) publisher Joseph Pulitzer, and is administered by Columbia University in New York City.[2]
    Prizes are awarded yearly in twenty-one categories. In twenty of these,
    each winner receives a certificate and a US$10,000 cash award.[3] The winner in the public service category of the journalism competition is awarded a gold medal, which always goes to a newspaper, although an individual may be named in the citation.
    And because I know this information, I am a much better writer than you.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    download some more with TitTorrent

    *gets this immediately*

    Also, I have ten Pulitzers, in the future
  • The sadness will last forever.
    massive attack
  • The sadness will last forever.
    iko iko iko iko iko iko iko iko iko iko iko day
  • edited 2012-08-27 22:26:03
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hearst owns what was once Pulitzer, Inc.'s television division.

    You needed to know this.

    (heh, I said "Hearst-Argyle", that name was so clunky)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ARGYLE SWEATERS
  • Argyle Sweater is a bad Farside rip-off
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^That is pretty much accurate and, as such, should be disqualified for this thread.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    spoiler alert: sometimes horses have sex
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    spoiler alert: sometimes horses have sex

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but it's a good thing, silly

    because otherwise we wouldn't have any new horses
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    can't they just be put together, like from IKEA
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