Brita Water Filter

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 20:21:29

Friday and I recently discovered our tap water had a "high enough to end out a warning" level of lead. So we purchased a water filter.

I noticed these black particles coming out of the filter.

Now, obviously the lead and tap water in general is part of an alien/reptilian plot co-opted by the Illuminati to mind control us regular humans, but I've been careful to purify my water with orgone. However, I consider it a high likeliness that the Brita company has also been taken control by Reptilian influences, and that the filter may not be doing much of anything or even simply making the water even more likely to turn my family into ritualistic devil worshipers.

With this in mind, is orgone enough to purify the water after it's been through the filter, or am I still better off bringing gallon jugs to my local church and loading up on holy water?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-06-14 20:23:43

Well, you could just move out to the woods, stock up on shotguns, put up a "Where's the Birth Certificate" sign and build a shack, that would solve your problems.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 20:26:14

Hmmm, that's a good point. I think Reptilians hate bears, but who doesn't?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-06-14 20:26:59

Bears don't hate bears.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 20:27:39

They're like, super territorial and the males will eat the cubs given half a chance, so they sorta do...

ProfessorGator · 2012-06-14 20:28:12

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 20:28:47

Oh right, Sharks.

Sharks like bears. I completely forgot.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 20:44:08

So I have it on good authority that whale sharks are a source of positive energy, much like orgone.

Now, I don't know about other sharks, they may be a source of bad energy given how much they eat people.

Do we know what species of bears tend to hang out with Whale Sharks? I should try to move my family there.

Edit: Actually it turns out sharks are ancient enemies of reptiles, this is a good sign...a good sign from Jesus, specifically.

Obā-san · 2012-06-14 21:05:35

The black particles are carbon from the filter.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 21:28:33

The black particles are carbon from the filter.

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

I knew that. But that doesn't make for stupid threads. :P

Spacey · 2012-06-14 21:30:47

They're really reptillian brain eggs.

true story

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 21:31:40

OH JESUS.

Though, I think orgone would purify them, there's no way any living evil being can stand up to orgone AND the power of Christ!

Spacey · 2012-06-14 21:33:47

If you've already noticed them, then it's probably too late. You might have to wear a tinfoil hat 24/7 now.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-14 21:39:33

>Implying I don't already do this.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-06-15 05:59:53

[quote]I consider it a high likeliness that the Brita company has also been taken control by Reptilian influences,[/quote]

I thought that was common knowledge :o

Justice4243 · 2012-06-15 11:39:31

Well, there's always a good chance any corporation has a reptilian claws sunk into it or is merely a puppet organization started by the Illuminati.

Though, this gent still filters his water before purifying it with orgone....though that site has a noted absence of Jesus watching over it.

I might have to purchase one of the orgone harmonizer and try it out. Finally, I can use my cell-phone in my car without fear of my vehicle turning into a Cell Phone Aerial.

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Justice4243 · 2012-06-15 11:39:36

Hmmm...

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Seems legit.

Misery · 2012-06-15 11:43:02

Heard of it but never had one.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-15 11:45:31

This whole thread needs cleansed with the power of ORGONE.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-15 11:46:20

^^You should pick one up before the reptilians brainwash you into joining their cult of devil worshiping.

^ Beautiful, praise Jesus.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-15 11:48:46

Justice4243 · 2012-06-15 11:57:51

Man wasn't descendant from apes! The most trustworthy science book in the world told me so!

That image is like...DOUBLE heretical!

lee4hmz · 2012-06-17 02:48:07

If I get an orgone generator for my car, will it make it smell like pancakes? With syrup?

Justice4243 · 2012-06-17 15:35:04

No, but it'll purify any potential pancakes with syrup you may be eating in your car!

lee4hmz · 2012-06-17 22:18:46

Yay! XD

King_Friday · 2012-06-18 02:16:46

Exorcise the pancakes!

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