What's new, Pusscat?
Oh nothing much, Tiger. What about you? Just this once I am going to ignore your obvious dishonesty.
Aw, but I haven't said anything dishonest yet, Pusscat!
Everything you say is dishonest, Tiger. But I don't care, because I am too busy helping myself to some delicious locally grown farm produce.
HEY YOU GUYS! That produce might be locally grown, but it won't be as delicious as TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES©! Only TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES© contain TOM ARCHER SAUSAGE MEAT©, for that authentic TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES© flavour.
What has got into you, Amy? You're not yourself at all. Why, I scarcely recognize you!
I AM ANGRY AND OUT OF CHARACTER! Being angry MAKES me act out of character! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY! EAT TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES©!
*stock farm animal noises*
Aw, but I haven't said anything dishonest yet, Pusscat!
Everything you say is dishonest, Tiger. But I don't care, because I am too busy helping myself to some delicious locally grown farm produce.
HEY YOU GUYS! That produce might be locally grown, but it won't be as delicious as TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES©! Only TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES© contain TOM ARCHER SAUSAGE MEAT©, for that authentic TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES© flavour.
What has got into you, Amy? You're not yourself at all. Why, I scarcely recognize you!
I AM ANGRY AND OUT OF CHARACTER! Being angry MAKES me act out of character! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY! EAT TOM ARCHER SAUSAGES©!
*stock farm animal noises*
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis