I Am Having A Party

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-06-11 02:47:40

None of you are invited.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-11 02:49:17

****April-May-June Fundraiser ****

I need help to raise money for projects...so here is what I am offering you for your support. For every person who donates $1,000 I will speak to you on the phone for an hour! You can set up a time with me and send in your phone number with your donation and you get to ask me anything you want and speak to me for an hour. I realize most people can't afford this, that's why it's called a "fundraiser." I will offer this for the next three months only! These projects mean a lot to me and time is short to continue to tear down the strongholds of Satan's on earth.

You can send in a Check, Bank check, or Money Order to

Sherry Shriner
P.O. Box 531
Carrollton, OH 44615

Also include your Name, phone number, and best time to call you.

May you be blessed by the Most High

inkblot · 2012-06-11 02:49:26

I'm having a Nazi party.

Justice42 said:

May you be blessed by the Most High

What a great idea; spend the $1,000 on weed.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-11 02:50:55

Notable Reptilians: George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., Richard Cheney, Al Gore, Colin Powell, Queen Elizabeth and all 4 sons including Prince Charles and Prince Andrew

       President Bush's Cabinet
             Cabinet Positions & Cabinet Officials


             Attorney General John Ashcroft -- High order Reptilian

             Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld -- High Order Reptilian

             Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson-High Order Reptilian

             Interior Secretary Gale Norton -- Alien controlled

             Secretary of State Colin Powell --Reptilian of the Highest Order

             Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill -- Reptilian


             President Bush's Advisors

             White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card
             Director of the Office of Management and Budget
              Mitch Daniels -- Alien controlled
             National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice --Alien --other type

             Senators of the 107th Congress


             Akaka, Daniel (D - HI) Reptilian

             Allen, George (R - VA) Reptilian

             Bayh, Evan (D - IN) -- Alien/other type

             Biden Jr, Joseph (D - DE) -- Reptilian

             Bond, Christopher (R - MO) -- Reptilian

             Boxer, Barbara (D - CA) -- Alien supported

             Bunning, Jim (R - KY) -- Alien supported

              Byrd, Robert (D - WV) -- Reptilian

             Campbell, Ben Nighthorse (R - CO) Pleiadean (fallen to the        other side)

             Carper, Thomas (D - DE) -- Alien supported

             Clinton, Hillary (D - NY) --Alien/other type

             Conrad, Kent (D - ND) --Alien/other type

             Crapo, Mike (R - ID) --- Alien supported

             Daschle, Thomas (D - SD) --Reptilian

             Dodd, Christopher (D - CT) -- Alien supported

             Domenici, Pete (R - NM) --Reptilian

             Dorgan, Byron (D - ND) -- Reptilian

             Durbin, Richard (D - IL) --Alien supported

             Feingold, Russell (D - WI) -- Alien/other type

             Graham, Bob (D - FL) -- Reptilian

             Gramm, Phil (R - TX) -- Reptilian of high office

             Harkin, Tom (D - IA) -- Alien of high office

             Hollings, Ernest (D - SC) -- Alien /other type

             Hutchison, Kay Bailey (R - TX) -- Alien supported

             Inouye, Daniel (D - HI) --Reptilian

             Kennedy, Edward (D - MA) --Very high reptilian

             Leahy, Patrick (D - VT) -- Reptilian
      ...

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-06-11 03:12:06

In honour of the Most High, someone must perform this:

...as they would this:

Genius, I tell you.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-11 03:22:45

inkblot · 2012-06-11 03:26:58

^^ Dopesmoker is fucking awesome.

I've never been able to actually sit through the entire hour of it, though.

Obā-san · 2012-06-11 03:29:25

lee4hmz · 2012-06-11 04:18:33

Reptilians are so 20th century. The world is run by PONIES and everyone knows it. XD

Unknown · 2012-06-11 04:19:18

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Sredni Vashtar · 2012-06-11 05:03:47

^^^ Inane/Frictional, you are a gentleman and a scholar. That is, quite simply, the coolest thing I've heard all week, maybe all month, possibly in the past three months.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Bunny · 2012-06-11 08:12:34

There's a party in my pants and everyone is invited

Boney · 2012-06-11 08:25:58

I dun wanna

Imipolex G · 2012-06-11 09:56:08

Dopesmoker is indeed awesome.

This song's not bad

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-06-13 04:49:36

^^^ Does Naney know about this, Bunny?

^ Very nice.

Haven · 2012-06-13 16:31:08

"Reptilians are so 20th century. The world is run by PONIES and everyone knows it. XD"

Yes, but the ponies are actually changelings.

Anonus · 2014-06-21 21:39:35

Bumped at JHM's request

Obā-san · 2014-06-21 21:40:19

Sredni Vashtar said:
^^^ Inane/Frictional, you are a gentleman and a scholar. That is, quite simply, the coolest thing I've heard all week, maybe all month, possibly in the past three months.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

why thank you.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-21 21:41:42

Thank you, Based Squirrel Man.

Anonus · 2014-06-21 21:48:32

You're welcome.

Bump the other ones you want to while you can, because I'm putting the archiving back on soon

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